Vagina pumping...

[Breakfall]

I’m a mega-fan. I recently modified my missus’ vacuum pump with a jar. It’s aaaaaaawesome!

 

[Breakfall]

 

[Breakfall]

Heheheheheee...

 

[Breakfall]

Lol at the narrative...

 

[Breakfall]

@UncleDiLF ...honestly this is better than playing Sekiro on PlayStation. This kink is totally mesmerising. And then the vagina can be plastered all over one’s face and the cock gets hard like a diamond-cutter! Solid!

 

[Breakfall]

 

[Breakfall]

Yeah baby! Lol

 

[Breakfall]

Fun flaps...suck on that!

 

[UncleDiLF]

Wtf? I have never saweded that in my life. This is just sick, Breakfall. Why?

 

[Lokmar]

Smak it with a hammer!

 

[Breakfall]

Wtf? I have never saweded that in my life. This is just sick, Breakfall. Why?

Because it’s naughty. The swelling only lasts for a few hours or a day at most depending on the time vacuuming. The skin becomes hypersensitive and one finds oneself feeling extremely horny. Everyone needs to try this at least once. I reverse engineered a foot pump once but it was too powerful. The trigger pumps are the best for durability. I’ve only just got back into it after realising Covid allows one a lot of time on hand. Hey...I could be prattling on about liberal politics ffs! God help us all!

 

[Breakfall]

Lol...this chick has flogged it a bit.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Wtf? I have never saweded that in my life. This is just sick, Breakfall. Why?

Because it’s naughty. The swelling only lasts for a few hours or a day at most depending on the time vacuuming. The skin becomes hypersensitive and one finds oneself feeling extremely horny. Everyone needs to try this at least once. I reverse engineered a foot pump once but it was too powerful. The trigger pumps are the best for durability. I’ve only just got back into it after realising Covid allows one a lot of time on hand. Hey...I could be prattling on about liberal politics ffs! God help us all!

"Too powerful" What happened did her gut and kidneys come out?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

You're one sick hombre Breakpuke

 

[Breakfall]

Wtf? I have never saweded that in my life. This is just sick, Breakfall. Why?

Because it’s naughty. The swelling only lasts for a few hours or a day at most depending on the time vacuuming. The skin becomes hypersensitive and one finds oneself feeling extremely horny. Everyone needs to try this at least once. I reverse engineered a foot pump once but it was too powerful. The trigger pumps are the best for durability. I’ve only just got back into it after realising Covid allows one a lot of time on hand. Hey...I could be prattling on about liberal politics ffs! God help us all!

"Too powerful" What happened did her gut and kidneys come out?

The suction was so intense that it bust blood vessels...but luckily I tried it on my dick first or I would’ve been in the bad books!

 

[Breakfall]

You're one sick hombre Breakpuke

Listen here braaah...define Shagnasty? Are you referring to anal or what? I don’t think your 6” slug is capable of being even slightly aggressive!

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

You're one sick hombre Breakpuke

Listen here braaah...define Shagnasty? Are you referring to anal or what? I don’t think your 6” slug is capable of being even slightly aggressive!

You're a nasty queer having to pump up your woman's snatch to look like a gross red dick to get you turned on.
Stop lying to yourself Breakfegg you like penis.
The jig is up homo. Time to come out of the closet.

 

[Breakfall]

You're one sick hombre Breakpuke

Listen here braaah...define Shagnasty? Are you referring to anal or what? I don’t think your 6” slug is capable of being even slightly aggressive!

You're a nasty queer having to pump up your woman's snatch to look like a gross red dick to get you turned on.
Stop lying to yourself Breakfegg you like penis.
The jig is up homo. Time to come out of the closet.

I fucking love my cock...nobody else’s. Don’t fucking try reverse psychology and try ghey up my outlook braaah. When I was in my prime, I had so much pussy rubbed on me that my skin glistened like a fucking Adonis. I came up smelling like roses! For true...you better believe!

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

You're one sick hombre Breakpuke

Listen here braaah...define Shagnasty? Are you referring to anal or what? I don’t think your 6” slug is capable of being even slightly aggressive!

You're a nasty queer having to pump up your woman's snatch to look like a gross red dick to get you turned on.
Stop lying to yourself Breakfegg you like penis.
The jig is up homo. Time to come out of the closet.

I fucking love my cock...nobody else’s. Don’t fucking try reverse psychology and try ghey up my outlook braaah. When I was in my prime, I had so much pussy rubbed on me that my skin glistened like a fucking Adonis. I came up smelling like roses! For true...you better believe!

Pfffttt! A greater lie has never been told.

 

[Breakfall]

You're one sick hombre Breakpuke

Listen here braaah...define Shagnasty? Are you referring to anal or what? I don’t think your 6” slug is capable of being even slightly aggressive!

You're a nasty queer having to pump up your woman's snatch to look like a gross red dick to get you turned on.
Stop lying to yourself Breakfegg you like penis.
The jig is up homo. Time to come out of the closet.

I fucking love my cock...nobody else’s. Don’t fucking try reverse psychology and try ghey up my outlook braaah. When I was in my prime, I had so much pussy rubbed on me that my skin glistened like a fucking Adonis. I came up smelling like roses! For true...you better believe!

Pfffttt! A greater lie has never been told.

Fucking true story...why do you think I took up piercing at 18 years old. I know the female genitalia very intimately...I like to be smothered in it! Lol

 

[Dove]

Wtf? I have never saweded that in my life. This is just sick, Breakfall. Why?

Because it’s naughty. The swelling only lasts for a few hours or a day at most depending on the time vacuuming. The skin becomes hypersensitive and one finds oneself feeling extremely horny. Everyone needs to try this at least once. I reverse engineered a foot pump once but it was too powerful. The trigger pumps are the best for durability. I’ve only just got back into it after realising Covid allows one a lot of time on hand. Hey...I could be prattling on about liberal politics ffs! God help us all!

There is absolutely no way, no circumstances in which I would EVER stick a vacuum apparatus on my dainty bits and pump them up like the Stay Puff monster.

That's a big fuck no from me!!!

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

You're one sick hombre Breakpuke

Listen here braaah...define Shagnasty? Are you referring to anal or what? I don’t think your 6” slug is capable of being even slightly aggressive!

You're a nasty queer having to pump up your woman's snatch to look like a gross red dick to get you turned on.
Stop lying to yourself Breakfegg you like penis.
The jig is up homo. Time to come out of the closet.

I fucking love my cock...nobody else’s. Don’t fucking try reverse psychology and try ghey up my outlook braaah. When I was in my prime, I had so much pussy rubbed on me that my skin glistened like a fucking Adonis. I came up smelling like roses! For true...you better believe!

Pfffttt! A greater lie has never been told.

Fucking true story...why do you think I took up piercing at 18 years old. I know the female genitalia very intimately...I like to be smothered in it! Lol

Somehow you don't strike me as a guy that's EVER had any pussy. Well not human pussy anyway. I could see a sick bastard like you fucking stray dogs and shit.

 

[Breakfall]

Wtf? I have never saweded that in my life. This is just sick, Breakfall. Why?

Because it’s naughty. The swelling only lasts for a few hours or a day at most depending on the time vacuuming. The skin becomes hypersensitive and one finds oneself feeling extremely horny. Everyone needs to try this at least once. I reverse engineered a foot pump once but it was too powerful. The trigger pumps are the best for durability. I’ve only just got back into it after realising Covid allows one a lot of time on hand. Hey...I could be prattling on about liberal politics ffs! God help us all!

There is absolutely no way, no circumstances in which I would EVER stick a vacuum apparatus on my dainty bits and pump them up like the Stay Puff monster.

That's a big fuck no from me!!!

It’s honestly quite tame, but the pull/suction is intense. I’m surprised at some of the adverse reactions towards it; but that’s why I put the thread in Meltdown I guess. If any chick is willing to put a foreign object into her vagina, I’m sure she can place a suction cup on the outside and cherish the vacuum experience.
Innocent fun for all and one can post on a forum at the same time whilst doing it!

 

[Breakfall]

You're one sick hombre Breakpuke

Listen here braaah...define Shagnasty? Are you referring to anal or what? I don’t think your 6” slug is capable of being even slightly aggressive!

You're a nasty queer having to pump up your woman's snatch to look like a gross red dick to get you turned on.
Stop lying to yourself Breakfegg you like penis.
The jig is up homo. Time to come out of the closet.

I fucking love my cock...nobody else’s. Don’t fucking try reverse psychology and try ghey up my outlook braaah. When I was in my prime, I had so much pussy rubbed on me that my skin glistened like a fucking Adonis. I came up smelling like roses! For true...you better believe!

Pfffttt! A greater lie has never been told.

Fucking true story...why do you think I took up piercing at 18 years old. I know the female genitalia very intimately...I like to be smothered in it! Lol

Somehow you don't strike me as a guy that's EVER had any pussy. Well not human pussy anyway. I could see a sick bastard like you fucking stray dogs and shit.

You have a fucking warped sense of myself braaah. I’ve had more pussy than you’ve ever dreamed of having, but carry on...I wasn’t a male model because of a dud head or being a couch potato...jus’ sayin’! Don’t playa hate!

 

[SHAMPAIN]

You're one sick hombre Breakpuke

Listen here braaah...define Shagnasty? Are you referring to anal or what? I don’t think your 6” slug is capable of being even slightly aggressive!

You're a nasty queer having to pump up your woman's snatch to look like a gross red dick to get you turned on.
Stop lying to yourself Breakfegg you like penis.
The jig is up homo. Time to come out of the closet.

I fucking love my cock...nobody else’s. Don’t fucking try reverse psychology and try ghey up my outlook braaah. When I was in my prime, I had so much pussy rubbed on me that my skin glistened like a fucking Adonis. I came up smelling like roses! For true...you better believe!

Pfffttt! A greater lie has never been told.

Fucking true story...why do you think I took up piercing at 18 years old. I know the female genitalia very intimately...I like to be smothered in it! Lol

Somehow you don't strike me as a guy that's EVER had any pussy. Well not human pussy anyway. I could see a sick bastard like you fucking stray dogs and shit.

You have a fucking warped sense of myself braaah. I’ve had more pussy than you’ve ever dreamed of having, but carry on...I wasn’t a male model because of a dud head or being a couch potato...jus’ sayin’! Don’t playa hate!

What were you modeling, gimp masks?

 

[Breakfall]

You're one sick hombre Breakpuke

Listen here braaah...define Shagnasty? Are you referring to anal or what? I don’t think your 6” slug is capable of being even slightly aggressive!

You're a nasty queer having to pump up your woman's snatch to look like a gross red dick to get you turned on.
Stop lying to yourself Breakfegg you like penis.
The jig is up homo. Time to come out of the closet.

I fucking love my cock...nobody else’s. Don’t fucking try reverse psychology and try ghey up my outlook braaah. When I was in my prime, I had so much pussy rubbed on me that my skin glistened like a fucking Adonis. I came up smelling like roses! For true...you better believe!

Pfffttt! A greater lie has never been told.

Fucking true story...why do you think I took up piercing at 18 years old. I know the female genitalia very intimately...I like to be smothered in it! Lol

Somehow you don't strike me as a guy that's EVER had any pussy. Well not human pussy anyway. I could see a sick bastard like you fucking stray dogs and shit.

You have a fucking warped sense of myself braaah. I’ve had more pussy than you’ve ever dreamed of having, but carry on...I wasn’t a male model because of a dud head or being a couch potato...jus’ sayin’! Don’t playa hate!

What were you modeling, gimp masks?

Oh fuck no...I was quite innocent back then. Surf wear. Did a bit of television too...advertisements.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

You're one sick hombre Breakpuke

Listen here braaah...define Shagnasty? Are you referring to anal or what? I don’t think your 6” slug is capable of being even slightly aggressive!

You're a nasty queer having to pump up your woman's snatch to look like a gross red dick to get you turned on.
Stop lying to yourself Breakfegg you like penis.
The jig is up homo. Time to come out of the closet.

I fucking love my cock...nobody else’s. Don’t fucking try reverse psychology and try ghey up my outlook braaah. When I was in my prime, I had so much pussy rubbed on me that my skin glistened like a fucking Adonis. I came up smelling like roses! For true...you better believe!

Pfffttt! A greater lie has never been told.

Fucking true story...why do you think I took up piercing at 18 years old. I know the female genitalia very intimately...I like to be smothered in it! Lol

Somehow you don't strike me as a guy that's EVER had any pussy. Well not human pussy anyway. I could see a sick bastard like you fucking stray dogs and shit.

You have a fucking warped sense of myself braaah. I’ve had more pussy than you’ve ever dreamed of having, but carry on...I wasn’t a male model because of a dud head or being a couch potato...jus’ sayin’! Don’t playa hate!

What were you modeling, gimp masks?

Oh fuck no...I was quite innocent back then. Surf wear. Did a bit of television too...advertisements.

Any of the ads still about? Please say yes and post the link...

 

[Breakfall]

You're one sick hombre Breakpuke

Listen here braaah...define Shagnasty? Are you referring to anal or what? I don’t think your 6” slug is capable of being even slightly aggressive!

You're a nasty queer having to pump up your woman's snatch to look like a gross red dick to get you turned on.
Stop lying to yourself Breakfegg you like penis.
The jig is up homo. Time to come out of the closet.

I fucking love my cock...nobody else’s. Don’t fucking try reverse psychology and try ghey up my outlook braaah. When I was in my prime, I had so much pussy rubbed on me that my skin glistened like a fucking Adonis. I came up smelling like roses! For true...you better believe!

Pfffttt! A greater lie has never been told.

Fucking true story...why do you think I took up piercing at 18 years old. I know the female genitalia very intimately...I like to be smothered in it! Lol

Somehow you don't strike me as a guy that's EVER had any pussy. Well not human pussy anyway. I could see a sick bastard like you fucking stray dogs and shit.

You have a fucking warped sense of myself braaah. I’ve had more pussy than you’ve ever dreamed of having, but carry on...I wasn’t a male model because of a dud head or being a couch potato...jus’ sayin’! Don’t playa hate!

What were you modeling, gimp masks?

Oh fuck no...I was quite innocent back then. Surf wear. Did a bit of television too...advertisements.

Any of the ads still about? Please say yes and post the link...

It was on National tv apartheid era during the 80’s...a bygone era. One of my favourites was me on the back of a VW beach buggy driving past a Wimpy Bar with the 70’s Shaft soundtrack. It was funny as fuck and I thought that I was the absolute shit. I don’t know how I pulled it all off with a straight face.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

You're one sick hombre Breakpuke

Listen here braaah...define Shagnasty? Are you referring to anal or what? I don’t think your 6” slug is capable of being even slightly aggressive!

You're a nasty queer having to pump up your woman's snatch to look like a gross red dick to get you turned on.
Stop lying to yourself Breakfegg you like penis.
The jig is up homo. Time to come out of the closet.

I fucking love my cock...nobody else’s. Don’t fucking try reverse psychology and try ghey up my outlook braaah. When I was in my prime, I had so much pussy rubbed on me that my skin glistened like a fucking Adonis. I came up smelling like roses! For true...you better believe!

Pfffttt! A greater lie has never been told.

Fucking true story...why do you think I took up piercing at 18 years old. I know the female genitalia very intimately...I like to be smothered in it! Lol

Somehow you don't strike me as a guy that's EVER had any pussy. Well not human pussy anyway. I could see a sick bastard like you fucking stray dogs and shit.

You have a fucking warped sense of myself braaah. I’ve had more pussy than you’ve ever dreamed of having, but carry on...I wasn’t a male model because of a dud head or being a couch potato...jus’ sayin’! Don’t playa hate!

What were you modeling, gimp masks?

Oh fuck no...I was quite innocent back then. Surf wear. Did a bit of television too...advertisements.

Any of the ads still about? Please say yes and post the link...

It was on National tv apartheid era during the 80’s...a bygone era. One of my favourites was me on the back of a VW beach buggy driving past a Wimpy Bar with the 70’s Shaft soundtrack. It was funny as fuck and I thought that I was the absolute shit. I don’t know how I pulled it all off with a straight face.

You tell so many lies you probably believe this shit.
What an imagination you have.

 

[Breakfall]

You're one sick hombre Breakpuke

Listen here braaah...define Shagnasty? Are you referring to anal or what? I don’t think your 6” slug is capable of being even slightly aggressive!

You're a nasty queer having to pump up your woman's snatch to look like a gross red dick to get you turned on.
Stop lying to yourself Breakfegg you like penis.
The jig is up homo. Time to come out of the closet.

I fucking love my cock...nobody else’s. Don’t fucking try reverse psychology and try ghey up my outlook braaah. When I was in my prime, I had so much pussy rubbed on me that my skin glistened like a fucking Adonis. I came up smelling like roses! For true...you better believe!

Pfffttt! A greater lie has never been told.

Fucking true story...why do you think I took up piercing at 18 years old. I know the female genitalia very intimately...I like to be smothered in it! Lol

Somehow you don't strike me as a guy that's EVER had any pussy. Well not human pussy anyway. I could see a sick bastard like you fucking stray dogs and shit.

You have a fucking warped sense of myself braaah. I’ve had more pussy than you’ve ever dreamed of having, but carry on...I wasn’t a male model because of a dud head or being a couch potato...jus’ sayin’! Don’t playa hate!

What were you modeling, gimp masks?

Oh fuck no...I was quite innocent back then. Surf wear. Did a bit of television too...advertisements.

Any of the ads still about? Please say yes and post the link...

It was on National tv apartheid era during the 80’s...a bygone era. One of my favourites was me on the back of a VW beach buggy driving past a Wimpy Bar with the 70’s Shaft soundtrack. It was funny as fuck and I thought that I was the absolute shit. I don’t know how I pulled it all off with a straight face.

You tell so many lies you probably believe this shit.
What an imagination you have.

OMG...why the fuck is it so hard to believe ffs? It’s the fucking truth whether you choose to believe me or not. Get off me arse!