We can never have nice things…

[Biggie Smiles]

I'd have a broke dick if I were forced to fuck someone as fat and ugly as you. fo sure

Free advice on shagging a mountain.

Never try for the cunt, you'll disappear in those rolls of blubber.

Content yourself with rubbing off on a ripple. You'll still get a happy ending and she can brag to her mates that even whilst needing a hoist mechanism to take a bath she can still pull for a drunk karaoke singer.

Fat birds are welcomed at Japanese establishments due to their resemblance to Sumo stars in their homeland.

I try to avoid fucking fat chicks unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare

But you've done it.


LMFAO

Have I?

Tell me moar

You said it...you used plural...fat chicks.

I didn't post that, you did.

"I try to avoid fucking fat chicks"

are you really having trouble reading that?


Now tell me moar about this fat chick I've fucked?

 

[The Scoundrel]

Is this really you flirting with me?

*shudder*

 

[Omnipotent]

I'd have a broke dick if I were forced to fuck someone as fat and ugly as you. fo sure

Free advice on shagging a mountain.

Never try for the cunt, you'll disappear in those rolls of blubber.

Content yourself with rubbing off on a ripple. You'll still get a happy ending and she can brag to her mates that even whilst needing a hoist mechanism to take a bath she can still pull for a drunk karaoke singer.

Fat birds are welcomed at Japanese establishments due to their resemblance to Sumo stars in their homeland.

I try to avoid fucking fat chicks unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare

But you've done it.


LMFAO

Have I?

Tell me moar

You said it...you used plural...fat chicks.

I didn't post that, you did.

"I try to avoid fucking fat chicks"

are you really having trouble reading that?


Now tell me moar about this fat chick I've fucked?

Are you horney... buy a corvette like Bra1n and get laid every night.

 

[Lily]

Is this really you flirting with me?

*shudder*

You know you like me. I can tell.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I'd have a broke dick if I were forced to fuck someone as fat and ugly as you. fo sure

Free advice on shagging a mountain.

Never try for the cunt, you'll disappear in those rolls of blubber.

Content yourself with rubbing off on a ripple. You'll still get a happy ending and she can brag to her mates that even whilst needing a hoist mechanism to take a bath she can still pull for a drunk karaoke singer.

Fat birds are welcomed at Japanese establishments due to their resemblance to Sumo stars in their homeland.

I try to avoid fucking fat chicks unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare

But you've done it.


LMFAO

Have I?

Tell me moar

You said it...you used plural...fat chicks.

I didn't post that, you did.

"I try to avoid fucking fat chicks"

are you really having trouble reading that?


Now tell me moar about this fat chick I've fucked?

Are you horney... buy a corvette like Bra1n and get laid every night.

I'm doing just fine with my 2 luxury cars, 4200 sq ft mansion and Olympic size swimming pool

 

[Flynn]

Is this really you flirting with me?

*shudder*

You know you like me. I can tell.

I bet he'll pay $500 for a pair of your well worn socks. He's a dirty boy like that.

 

[Lily]

I'd have a broke dick if I were forced to fuck someone as fat and ugly as you. fo sure

Free advice on shagging a mountain.

Never try for the cunt, you'll disappear in those rolls of blubber.

Content yourself with rubbing off on a ripple. You'll still get a happy ending and she can brag to her mates that even whilst needing a hoist mechanism to take a bath she can still pull for a drunk karaoke singer.

Fat birds are welcomed at Japanese establishments due to their resemblance to Sumo stars in their homeland.

I try to avoid fucking fat chicks unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare

But you've done it.


LMFAO

Have I?

Tell me moar

You said it...you used plural...fat chicks.

I didn't post that, you did.

"I try to avoid fucking fat chicks"

are you really having trouble reading that?


Now tell me moar about this fat chick I've fucked?

Joo no read two gud, fren?


"unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare"

Rare is not zero. You gave yourself away. No worries, it fits what was said about your ex...fucking fat.

 

[Lily]

Is this really you flirting with me?

*shudder*

You know you like me. I can tell.

I bet he'll pay $500 for a pair of your well worn socks. He's a dirty boy like that.

'ow 'bout me bloomers?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I'd have a broke dick if I were forced to fuck someone as fat and ugly as you. fo sure

Free advice on shagging a mountain.

Never try for the cunt, you'll disappear in those rolls of blubber.

Content yourself with rubbing off on a ripple. You'll still get a happy ending and she can brag to her mates that even whilst needing a hoist mechanism to take a bath she can still pull for a drunk karaoke singer.

Fat birds are welcomed at Japanese establishments due to their resemblance to Sumo stars in their homeland.

I try to avoid fucking fat chicks unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare

But you've done it.


LMFAO

Have I?

Tell me moar

You said it...you used plural...fat chicks.

I didn't post that, you did.

"I try to avoid fucking fat chicks"

are you really having trouble reading that?


Now tell me moar about this fat chick I've fucked?

Joo no read two gud, fren?


"unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare"

Rare is not zero. You gave yourself away. No worries, it fits what was said about your ex...fucking fat.

that's right POark

rare is NOT zero

which suggests I've fucked at least one. Would you care to delve into details on this since you brought it up or are you happy slipping and sliding on your own drool as you dismount?

 

[Lily]

I'd have a broke dick if I were forced to fuck someone as fat and ugly as you. fo sure

Free advice on shagging a mountain.

Never try for the cunt, you'll disappear in those rolls of blubber.

Content yourself with rubbing off on a ripple. You'll still get a happy ending and she can brag to her mates that even whilst needing a hoist mechanism to take a bath she can still pull for a drunk karaoke singer.

Fat birds are welcomed at Japanese establishments due to their resemblance to Sumo stars in their homeland.

I try to avoid fucking fat chicks unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare

But you've done it.


LMFAO

Have I?

Tell me moar

You said it...you used plural...fat chicks.

I didn't post that, you did.

"I try to avoid fucking fat chicks"

are you really having trouble reading that?


Now tell me moar about this fat chick I've fucked?

Joo no read two gud, fren?


"unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare"

Rare is not zero. You gave yourself away. No worries, it fits what was said about your ex...fucking fat.

that's right POark

rare is NOT zero

which suggests I've fucked at least one. Would you care to delve into details on this since you brought it up or are you happy slipping and sliding on your own drool as you dismount?

No, I'm satisfied with you admitting that you've porked at least one fattie.

Which really means about 10, since you're a liar.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I'd have a broke dick if I were forced to fuck someone as fat and ugly as you. fo sure

Free advice on shagging a mountain.

Never try for the cunt, you'll disappear in those rolls of blubber.

Content yourself with rubbing off on a ripple. You'll still get a happy ending and she can brag to her mates that even whilst needing a hoist mechanism to take a bath she can still pull for a drunk karaoke singer.

Fat birds are welcomed at Japanese establishments due to their resemblance to Sumo stars in their homeland.

I try to avoid fucking fat chicks unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare

But you've done it.


LMFAO

Have I?

Tell me moar

You said it...you used plural...fat chicks.

I didn't post that, you did.

"I try to avoid fucking fat chicks"

are you really having trouble reading that?


Now tell me moar about this fat chick I've fucked?

Joo no read two gud, fren?


"unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare"

Rare is not zero. You gave yourself away. No worries, it fits what was said about your ex...fucking fat.

that's right POark

rare is NOT zero

which suggests I've fucked at least one. Would you care to delve into details on this since you brought it up or are you happy slipping and sliding on your own drool as you dismount?

No, I'm satisfied with you admitting that you've porked at least one fattie.

Which really means about 10, since you're a liar.

2 on the dismount, fatty

 

[Flynn]

Is this really you flirting with me?

*shudder*

You know you like me. I can tell.

I bet he'll pay $500 for a pair of your well worn socks. He's a dirty boy like that.

'ow 'bout me bloomers?

Oh! Well...you should price those accordingly.

Clean: $1500
Dirty: $2500
Xtra Dirty: $3.5K<<<<See what I did there?! Haha!

 

[Lily]

I'd have a broke dick if I were forced to fuck someone as fat and ugly as you. fo sure

Free advice on shagging a mountain.

Never try for the cunt, you'll disappear in those rolls of blubber.

Content yourself with rubbing off on a ripple. You'll still get a happy ending and she can brag to her mates that even whilst needing a hoist mechanism to take a bath she can still pull for a drunk karaoke singer.

Fat birds are welcomed at Japanese establishments due to their resemblance to Sumo stars in their homeland.

I try to avoid fucking fat chicks unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare

But you've done it.


LMFAO

Have I?

Tell me moar

You said it...you used plural...fat chicks.

I didn't post that, you did.

"I try to avoid fucking fat chicks"

are you really having trouble reading that?


Now tell me moar about this fat chick I've fucked?

Joo no read two gud, fren?


"unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare"

Rare is not zero. You gave yourself away. No worries, it fits what was said about your ex...fucking fat.

that's right POark

rare is NOT zero

which suggests I've fucked at least one. Would you care to delve into details on this since you brought it up or are you happy slipping and sliding on your own drool as you dismount?

No, I'm satisfied with you admitting that you've porked at least one fattie.

Which really means about 10, since you're a liar.

2 on the dismount, fatty

Did the ex get to keep your Omega when you left up in her cunt?

 

[The Scoundrel]

'ow 'bout me bloomers?

Last pair donated to Ukrainian refugees to build a tent city.

1000 homes is quite a feat.

 

[Lily]

Is this really you flirting with me?

*shudder*

You know you like me. I can tell.

I bet he'll pay $500 for a pair of your well worn socks. He's a dirty boy like that.

'ow 'bout me bloomers?

Oh! Well...you should price those accordingly.

Clean: $1500
Dirty: $2500
Xtra Dirty: $3.5K<<<<See what I did there?!

Guuurllll, I see what you did there.

Money, money, monaaay

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I'd have a broke dick if I were forced to fuck someone as fat and ugly as you. fo sure

Free advice on shagging a mountain.

Never try for the cunt, you'll disappear in those rolls of blubber.

Content yourself with rubbing off on a ripple. You'll still get a happy ending and she can brag to her mates that even whilst needing a hoist mechanism to take a bath she can still pull for a drunk karaoke singer.

Fat birds are welcomed at Japanese establishments due to their resemblance to Sumo stars in their homeland.

I try to avoid fucking fat chicks unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare

But you've done it.


LMFAO

Have I?

Tell me moar

You said it...you used plural...fat chicks.

I didn't post that, you did.

"I try to avoid fucking fat chicks"

are you really having trouble reading that?


Now tell me moar about this fat chick I've fucked?

Joo no read two gud, fren?


"unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare"

Rare is not zero. You gave yourself away. No worries, it fits what was said about your ex...fucking fat.

that's right POark

rare is NOT zero

which suggests I've fucked at least one. Would you care to delve into details on this since you brought it up or are you happy slipping and sliding on your own drool as you dismount?

No, I'm satisfied with you admitting that you've porked at least one fattie.

Which really means about 10, since you're a liar.

2 on the dismount, fatty

Did the ex get to keep your Omega when you left up in her cunt?

I'm loving watching you cower away from a clusterfuck of your own making

 

[Lily]

'ow 'bout me bloomers?

Last pair donated to Ukrainian refugees to build a tent city.

1000 homes is quite a feat.

homes or tents, make up your mind?

 

[Lily]

I'd have a broke dick if I were forced to fuck someone as fat and ugly as you. fo sure

Free advice on shagging a mountain.

Never try for the cunt, you'll disappear in those rolls of blubber.

Content yourself with rubbing off on a ripple. You'll still get a happy ending and she can brag to her mates that even whilst needing a hoist mechanism to take a bath she can still pull for a drunk karaoke singer.

Fat birds are welcomed at Japanese establishments due to their resemblance to Sumo stars in their homeland.

I try to avoid fucking fat chicks unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare

But you've done it.


LMFAO

Have I?

Tell me moar

You said it...you used plural...fat chicks.

I didn't post that, you did.

"I try to avoid fucking fat chicks"

are you really having trouble reading that?


Now tell me moar about this fat chick I've fucked?

Joo no read two gud, fren?


"unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare"

Rare is not zero. You gave yourself away. No worries, it fits what was said about your ex...fucking fat.

that's right POark

rare is NOT zero

which suggests I've fucked at least one. Would you care to delve into details on this since you brought it up or are you happy slipping and sliding on your own drool as you dismount?

No, I'm satisfied with you admitting that you've porked at least one fattie.

Which really means about 10, since you're a liar.

2 on the dismount, fatty

Did the ex get to keep your Omega when you left up in her cunt?

I'm loving watching you cower away from a clusterfuck of your own making

No one is cowering, if you haven't noticed...I'm having a good time.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I'd have a broke dick if I were forced to fuck someone as fat and ugly as you. fo sure

Free advice on shagging a mountain.

Never try for the cunt, you'll disappear in those rolls of blubber.

Content yourself with rubbing off on a ripple. You'll still get a happy ending and she can brag to her mates that even whilst needing a hoist mechanism to take a bath she can still pull for a drunk karaoke singer.

Fat birds are welcomed at Japanese establishments due to their resemblance to Sumo stars in their homeland.

I try to avoid fucking fat chicks unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare

But you've done it.


LMFAO

Have I?

Tell me moar

You said it...you used plural...fat chicks.

I didn't post that, you did.

"I try to avoid fucking fat chicks"

are you really having trouble reading that?


Now tell me moar about this fat chick I've fucked?

Joo no read two gud, fren?


"unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare"

Rare is not zero. You gave yourself away. No worries, it fits what was said about your ex...fucking fat.

that's right POark

rare is NOT zero

which suggests I've fucked at least one. Would you care to delve into details on this since you brought it up or are you happy slipping and sliding on your own drool as you dismount?

No, I'm satisfied with you admitting that you've porked at least one fattie.

Which really means about 10, since you're a liar.

2 on the dismount, fatty

Did the ex get to keep your Omega when you left up in her cunt?

I'm loving watching you cower away from a clusterfuck of your own making

No one is cowering, if you haven't noticed...I'm having a good time.

Do you wish every woman was as fat as you?

 

[Omnipotent]

I'd have a broke dick if I were forced to fuck someone as fat and ugly as you. fo sure

Free advice on shagging a mountain.

Never try for the cunt, you'll disappear in those rolls of blubber.

Content yourself with rubbing off on a ripple. You'll still get a happy ending and she can brag to her mates that even whilst needing a hoist mechanism to take a bath she can still pull for a drunk karaoke singer.

Fat birds are welcomed at Japanese establishments due to their resemblance to Sumo stars in their homeland.

I try to avoid fucking fat chicks unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare

But you've done it.


LMFAO

Have I?

Tell me moar

You said it...you used plural...fat chicks.

I didn't post that, you did.

"I try to avoid fucking fat chicks"

are you really having trouble reading that?


Now tell me moar about this fat chick I've fucked?

Are you horney... buy a corvette like Bra1n and get laid every night.

I'm doing just fine with my 2 luxury cars, 4200 sq ft mansion and Olympic size swimming pool

Doing just fine with ladies, huh? I want hard evidence... I want pictures.

 

[Lily]

I'd have a broke dick if I were forced to fuck someone as fat and ugly as you. fo sure

Free advice on shagging a mountain.

Never try for the cunt, you'll disappear in those rolls of blubber.

Content yourself with rubbing off on a ripple. You'll still get a happy ending and she can brag to her mates that even whilst needing a hoist mechanism to take a bath she can still pull for a drunk karaoke singer.

Fat birds are welcomed at Japanese establishments due to their resemblance to Sumo stars in their homeland.

I try to avoid fucking fat chicks unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare

But you've done it.


LMFAO

Have I?

Tell me moar

You said it...you used plural...fat chicks.

I didn't post that, you did.

"I try to avoid fucking fat chicks"

are you really having trouble reading that?


Now tell me moar about this fat chick I've fucked?

Joo no read two gud, fren?


"unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare"

Rare is not zero. You gave yourself away. No worries, it fits what was said about your ex...fucking fat.

that's right POark

rare is NOT zero

which suggests I've fucked at least one. Would you care to delve into details on this since you brought it up or are you happy slipping and sliding on your own drool as you dismount?

No, I'm satisfied with you admitting that you've porked at least one fattie.

Which really means about 10, since you're a liar.

2 on the dismount, fatty

Did the ex get to keep your Omega when you left up in her cunt?

I'm loving watching you cower away from a clusterfuck of your own making

No one is cowering, if you haven't noticed...I'm having a good time.

Do you wish every woman was as fat as you?

Only as much as you wish broke dick on other men.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I'd have a broke dick if I were forced to fuck someone as fat and ugly as you. fo sure

Free advice on shagging a mountain.

Never try for the cunt, you'll disappear in those rolls of blubber.

Content yourself with rubbing off on a ripple. You'll still get a happy ending and she can brag to her mates that even whilst needing a hoist mechanism to take a bath she can still pull for a drunk karaoke singer.

Fat birds are welcomed at Japanese establishments due to their resemblance to Sumo stars in their homeland.

I try to avoid fucking fat chicks unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare

But you've done it.


LMFAO

Have I?

Tell me moar

You said it...you used plural...fat chicks.

I didn't post that, you did.

"I try to avoid fucking fat chicks"

are you really having trouble reading that?


Now tell me moar about this fat chick I've fucked?

Joo no read two gud, fren?


"unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare"

Rare is not zero. You gave yourself away. No worries, it fits what was said about your ex...fucking fat.

that's right POark

rare is NOT zero

which suggests I've fucked at least one. Would you care to delve into details on this since you brought it up or are you happy slipping and sliding on your own drool as you dismount?

No, I'm satisfied with you admitting that you've porked at least one fattie.

Which really means about 10, since you're a liar.

2 on the dismount, fatty

Did the ex get to keep your Omega when you left up in her cunt?

I'm loving watching you cower away from a clusterfuck of your own making

No one is cowering, if you haven't noticed...I'm having a good time.

Do you wish every woman was as fat as you?

Only as much as you wish broke dick on other men.

English please -- fatty

 

[The Scoundrel]

Guuurllll, I see what you did there.

Money, money, monaaay

One piece of your clothing contains enough material to make a couple of $K a rock bottom bargain.

 

[Lily]

I'd have a broke dick if I were forced to fuck someone as fat and ugly as you. fo sure

Free advice on shagging a mountain.

Never try for the cunt, you'll disappear in those rolls of blubber.

Content yourself with rubbing off on a ripple. You'll still get a happy ending and she can brag to her mates that even whilst needing a hoist mechanism to take a bath she can still pull for a drunk karaoke singer.

Fat birds are welcomed at Japanese establishments due to their resemblance to Sumo stars in their homeland.

I try to avoid fucking fat chicks unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare

But you've done it.


LMFAO

Have I?

Tell me moar

You said it...you used plural...fat chicks.

I didn't post that, you did.

"I try to avoid fucking fat chicks"

are you really having trouble reading that?


Now tell me moar about this fat chick I've fucked?

Joo no read two gud, fren?


"unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare"

Rare is not zero. You gave yourself away. No worries, it fits what was said about your ex...fucking fat.

that's right POark

rare is NOT zero

which suggests I've fucked at least one. Would you care to delve into details on this since you brought it up or are you happy slipping and sliding on your own drool as you dismount?

No, I'm satisfied with you admitting that you've porked at least one fattie.

Which really means about 10, since you're a liar.

2 on the dismount, fatty

Did the ex get to keep your Omega when you left up in her cunt?

I'm loving watching you cower away from a clusterfuck of your own making

No one is cowering, if you haven't noticed...I'm having a good time.

Do you wish every woman was as fat as you?

Only as much as you wish broke dick on other men.

English please -- fatty

It was perfectly clear English.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Guuurllll, I see what you did there.

Money, money, monaaay

One piece of your clothing contains enough material to make a couple of $K a rock bottom bargain.

Or cover an entire village in Somalia

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I'd have a broke dick if I were forced to fuck someone as fat and ugly as you. fo sure

Free advice on shagging a mountain.

Never try for the cunt, you'll disappear in those rolls of blubber.

Content yourself with rubbing off on a ripple. You'll still get a happy ending and she can brag to her mates that even whilst needing a hoist mechanism to take a bath she can still pull for a drunk karaoke singer.

Fat birds are welcomed at Japanese establishments due to their resemblance to Sumo stars in their homeland.

I try to avoid fucking fat chicks unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare

But you've done it.


LMFAO

Have I?

Tell me moar

You said it...you used plural...fat chicks.

I didn't post that, you did.

"I try to avoid fucking fat chicks"

are you really having trouble reading that?


Now tell me moar about this fat chick I've fucked?

Joo no read two gud, fren?


"unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare"

Rare is not zero. You gave yourself away. No worries, it fits what was said about your ex...fucking fat.

that's right POark

rare is NOT zero

which suggests I've fucked at least one. Would you care to delve into details on this since you brought it up or are you happy slipping and sliding on your own drool as you dismount?

No, I'm satisfied with you admitting that you've porked at least one fattie.

Which really means about 10, since you're a liar.

2 on the dismount, fatty

Did the ex get to keep your Omega when you left up in her cunt?

I'm loving watching you cower away from a clusterfuck of your own making

No one is cowering, if you haven't noticed...I'm having a good time.

Do you wish every woman was as fat as you?

Only as much as you wish broke dick on other men.

English please -- fatty

It was perfectly clear English.

Do a dumb fat illiterate mexcrement, maybe

 

[Flynn]

I'd have a broke dick if I were forced to fuck someone as fat and ugly as you. fo sure

Free advice on shagging a mountain.

Never try for the cunt, you'll disappear in those rolls of blubber.

Content yourself with rubbing off on a ripple. You'll still get a happy ending and she can brag to her mates that even whilst needing a hoist mechanism to take a bath she can still pull for a drunk karaoke singer.

Fat birds are welcomed at Japanese establishments due to their resemblance to Sumo stars in their homeland.

I try to avoid fucking fat chicks unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare

But you've done it.


LMFAO

Have I?

Tell me moar

You said it...you used plural...fat chicks.

I didn't post that, you did.

"I try to avoid fucking fat chicks"

are you really having trouble reading that?


Now tell me moar about this fat chick I've fucked?

Are you horney... buy a corvette like Bra1n and get laid every night.

I'm doing just fine with my 2 luxury cars, 4200 sq ft mansion and Olympic size swimming pool

Doing just fine with ladies, huh? I want hard evidence... I want pictures.

Do we really want to look at Dove again? C'mon Caskur, think!

 

[Omnipotent]

I am going outside... it is beautiful here.

bbl

 

[Lily]

I'd have a broke dick if I were forced to fuck someone as fat and ugly as you. fo sure

Free advice on shagging a mountain.

Never try for the cunt, you'll disappear in those rolls of blubber.

Content yourself with rubbing off on a ripple. You'll still get a happy ending and she can brag to her mates that even whilst needing a hoist mechanism to take a bath she can still pull for a drunk karaoke singer.

Fat birds are welcomed at Japanese establishments due to their resemblance to Sumo stars in their homeland.

I try to avoid fucking fat chicks unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare

But you've done it.


LMFAO

Have I?

Tell me moar

You said it...you used plural...fat chicks.

I didn't post that, you did.

"I try to avoid fucking fat chicks"

are you really having trouble reading that?


Now tell me moar about this fat chick I've fucked?

Joo no read two gud, fren?


"unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare"

Rare is not zero. You gave yourself away. No worries, it fits what was said about your ex...fucking fat.

that's right POark

rare is NOT zero

which suggests I've fucked at least one. Would you care to delve into details on this since you brought it up or are you happy slipping and sliding on your own drool as you dismount?

No, I'm satisfied with you admitting that you've porked at least one fattie.

Which really means about 10, since you're a liar.

2 on the dismount, fatty

Did the ex get to keep your Omega when you left up in her cunt?

I'm loving watching you cower away from a clusterfuck of your own making

No one is cowering, if you haven't noticed...I'm having a good time.

Do you wish every woman was as fat as you?

Only as much as you wish broke dick on other men.

English please -- fatty

It was perfectly clear English.

Do a dumb fat illiterate mexcrement, maybe

Oh, I'm going to go have to "clinch" my pearls now...oh my...Puerto Potty.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I'd have a broke dick if I were forced to fuck someone as fat and ugly as you. fo sure

Free advice on shagging a mountain.

Never try for the cunt, you'll disappear in those rolls of blubber.

Content yourself with rubbing off on a ripple. You'll still get a happy ending and she can brag to her mates that even whilst needing a hoist mechanism to take a bath she can still pull for a drunk karaoke singer.

Fat birds are welcomed at Japanese establishments due to their resemblance to Sumo stars in their homeland.

I try to avoid fucking fat chicks unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare

But you've done it.


LMFAO

Have I?

Tell me moar

You said it...you used plural...fat chicks.

I didn't post that, you did.

"I try to avoid fucking fat chicks"

are you really having trouble reading that?


Now tell me moar about this fat chick I've fucked?

Joo no read two gud, fren?


"unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare"

Rare is not zero. You gave yourself away. No worries, it fits what was said about your ex...fucking fat.

that's right POark

rare is NOT zero

which suggests I've fucked at least one. Would you care to delve into details on this since you brought it up or are you happy slipping and sliding on your own drool as you dismount?

No, I'm satisfied with you admitting that you've porked at least one fattie.

Which really means about 10, since you're a liar.

2 on the dismount, fatty

Did the ex get to keep your Omega when you left up in her cunt?

I'm loving watching you cower away from a clusterfuck of your own making

No one is cowering, if you haven't noticed...I'm having a good time.

Do you wish every woman was as fat as you?

Only as much as you wish broke dick on other men.

English please -- fatty

It was perfectly clear English.

Do a dumb fat illiterate mexcrement, maybe

Oh, I'm going to go have to "clinch" my pearls now...oh my...Puerto Potty.

Don't forget to have a diet soda with that, lardass