We can never have nice things…

[Omnipotent]

I'd have a broke dick if I were forced to fuck someone as fat and ugly as you. fo sure

Free advice on shagging a mountain.

Never try for the cunt, you'll disappear in those rolls of blubber.

Content yourself with rubbing off on a ripple. You'll still get a happy ending and she can brag to her mates that even whilst needing a hoist mechanism to take a bath she can still pull for a drunk karaoke singer.

Fat birds are welcomed at Japanese establishments due to their resemblance to Sumo stars in their homeland.

I try to avoid fucking fat chicks unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare

But you've done it.


LMFAO

Have I?

Tell me moar

You said it...you used plural...fat chicks.

I didn't post that, you did.

"I try to avoid fucking fat chicks"

are you really having trouble reading that?


Now tell me moar about this fat chick I've fucked?

Are you horney... buy a corvette like Bra1n and get laid every night.

I'm doing just fine with my 2 luxury cars, 4200 sq ft mansion and Olympic size swimming pool

Doing just fine with ladies, huh? I want hard evidence... I want pictures.

Do we really want to look at Dove again? C'mon Caskur, think!

love your new avatar.

 

[Flynn]

I'd have a broke dick if I were forced to fuck someone as fat and ugly as you. fo sure

Free advice on shagging a mountain.

Never try for the cunt, you'll disappear in those rolls of blubber.

Content yourself with rubbing off on a ripple. You'll still get a happy ending and she can brag to her mates that even whilst needing a hoist mechanism to take a bath she can still pull for a drunk karaoke singer.

Fat birds are welcomed at Japanese establishments due to their resemblance to Sumo stars in their homeland.

I try to avoid fucking fat chicks unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare

But you've done it.


LMFAO

Have I?

Tell me moar

You said it...you used plural...fat chicks.

I didn't post that, you did.

"I try to avoid fucking fat chicks"

are you really having trouble reading that?


Now tell me moar about this fat chick I've fucked?

Are you horney... buy a corvette like Bra1n and get laid every night.

I'm doing just fine with my 2 luxury cars, 4200 sq ft mansion and Olympic size swimming pool

Doing just fine with ladies, huh? I want hard evidence... I want pictures.

Do we really want to look at Dove again? C'mon Caskur, think!

love your new avatar.

Thanks Grandma!

 

[Omnipotent]

I'd have a broke dick if I were forced to fuck someone as fat and ugly as you. fo sure

Free advice on shagging a mountain.

Never try for the cunt, you'll disappear in those rolls of blubber.

Content yourself with rubbing off on a ripple. You'll still get a happy ending and she can brag to her mates that even whilst needing a hoist mechanism to take a bath she can still pull for a drunk karaoke singer.

Fat birds are welcomed at Japanese establishments due to their resemblance to Sumo stars in their homeland.

I try to avoid fucking fat chicks unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare

But you've done it.


LMFAO

Have I?

Tell me moar

You said it...you used plural...fat chicks.

I didn't post that, you did.

"I try to avoid fucking fat chicks"

are you really having trouble reading that?


Now tell me moar about this fat chick I've fucked?

Joo no read two gud, fren?


"unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare"

Rare is not zero. You gave yourself away. No worries, it fits what was said about your ex...fucking fat.

that's right POark

rare is NOT zero

which suggests I've fucked at least one. Would you care to delve into details on this since you brought it up or are you happy slipping and sliding on your own drool as you dismount?

No, I'm satisfied with you admitting that you've porked at least one fattie.

Which really means about 10, since you're a liar.

2 on the dismount, fatty

Did the ex get to keep your Omega when you left up in her cunt?

I'm loving watching you cower away from a clusterfuck of your own making

No one is cowering, if you haven't noticed...I'm having a good time.

Do you wish every woman was as fat as you?

Only as much as you wish broke dick on other men.

English please -- fatty

It was perfectly clear English.

Do a dumb fat illiterate mexcrement, maybe

Oh, I'm going to go have to "clinch" my pearls now...oh my...Puerto Potty.

Don't forget to have a diet soda with that, lardass

you need love bombing....that is what you need.

 

[Lily]

I'd have a broke dick if I were forced to fuck someone as fat and ugly as you. fo sure

Free advice on shagging a mountain.

Never try for the cunt, you'll disappear in those rolls of blubber.

Content yourself with rubbing off on a ripple. You'll still get a happy ending and she can brag to her mates that even whilst needing a hoist mechanism to take a bath she can still pull for a drunk karaoke singer.

Fat birds are welcomed at Japanese establishments due to their resemblance to Sumo stars in their homeland.

I try to avoid fucking fat chicks unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare

But you've done it.


LMFAO

Have I?

Tell me moar

You said it...you used plural...fat chicks.

I didn't post that, you did.

"I try to avoid fucking fat chicks"

are you really having trouble reading that?


Now tell me moar about this fat chick I've fucked?

Joo no read two gud, fren?


"unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare"

Rare is not zero. You gave yourself away. No worries, it fits what was said about your ex...fucking fat.

that's right POark

rare is NOT zero

which suggests I've fucked at least one. Would you care to delve into details on this since you brought it up or are you happy slipping and sliding on your own drool as you dismount?

No, I'm satisfied with you admitting that you've porked at least one fattie.

Which really means about 10, since you're a liar.

2 on the dismount, fatty

Did the ex get to keep your Omega when you left up in her cunt?

I'm loving watching you cower away from a clusterfuck of your own making

No one is cowering, if you haven't noticed...I'm having a good time.

Do you wish every woman was as fat as you?

Only as much as you wish broke dick on other men.

English please -- fatty

It was perfectly clear English.

Do a dumb fat illiterate mexcrement, maybe

Oh, I'm going to go have to "clinch" my pearls now...oh my...Puerto Potty.

Don't forget to have a diet soda with that, lardass

In your "mind" diet soda goes well with "pearl clutching"?

You have no command over logical thought. You're a blithering idiot.

 

[Omnipotent]

I'd have a broke dick if I were forced to fuck someone as fat and ugly as you. fo sure

Free advice on shagging a mountain.

Never try for the cunt, you'll disappear in those rolls of blubber.

Content yourself with rubbing off on a ripple. You'll still get a happy ending and she can brag to her mates that even whilst needing a hoist mechanism to take a bath she can still pull for a drunk karaoke singer.

Fat birds are welcomed at Japanese establishments due to their resemblance to Sumo stars in their homeland.

I try to avoid fucking fat chicks unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare

But you've done it.


LMFAO

Have I?

Tell me moar

You said it...you used plural...fat chicks.

I didn't post that, you did.

"I try to avoid fucking fat chicks"

are you really having trouble reading that?


Now tell me moar about this fat chick I've fucked?

Are you horney... buy a corvette like Bra1n and get laid every night.

I'm doing just fine with my 2 luxury cars, 4200 sq ft mansion and Olympic size swimming pool

Doing just fine with ladies, huh? I want hard evidence... I want pictures.

Do we really want to look at Dove again? C'mon Caskur, think!

love your new avatar.

Thanks Grandma!

No probs kid.

 

[Lily]

I'd have a broke dick if I were forced to fuck someone as fat and ugly as you. fo sure

Free advice on shagging a mountain.

Never try for the cunt, you'll disappear in those rolls of blubber.

Content yourself with rubbing off on a ripple. You'll still get a happy ending and she can brag to her mates that even whilst needing a hoist mechanism to take a bath she can still pull for a drunk karaoke singer.

Fat birds are welcomed at Japanese establishments due to their resemblance to Sumo stars in their homeland.

I try to avoid fucking fat chicks unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare

But you've done it.


LMFAO

Have I?

Tell me moar

You said it...you used plural...fat chicks.

I didn't post that, you did.

"I try to avoid fucking fat chicks"

are you really having trouble reading that?


Now tell me moar about this fat chick I've fucked?

Joo no read two gud, fren?


"unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare"

Rare is not zero. You gave yourself away. No worries, it fits what was said about your ex...fucking fat.

that's right POark

rare is NOT zero

which suggests I've fucked at least one. Would you care to delve into details on this since you brought it up or are you happy slipping and sliding on your own drool as you dismount?

No, I'm satisfied with you admitting that you've porked at least one fattie.

Which really means about 10, since you're a liar.

2 on the dismount, fatty

Did the ex get to keep your Omega when you left up in her cunt?

I'm loving watching you cower away from a clusterfuck of your own making

No one is cowering, if you haven't noticed...I'm having a good time.

Do you wish every woman was as fat as you?

Only as much as you wish broke dick on other men.

English please -- fatty

It was perfectly clear English.

Do a dumb fat illiterate mexcrement, maybe

Oh, I'm going to go have to "clinch" my pearls now...oh my...Puerto Potty.

Don't forget to have a diet soda with that, lardass

you need love bombing....that is what you need.

He needs a functioning brain first.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

lmao at fat Poark desperate to make friends

 

[The Scoundrel]

In your "mind" diet soda

So you're aware of the concept of diet?

In your case it would maybe eating a pound less lard a day and being able to pass a fast food restaurant without ordering every item on the menu but think it's ok cos one of your sodas is low calorie.

 

[Frood]

I made this, use it whenever you need Bastard Factory

How's the girlie scented mangina candle business coming along, Whineneth Paltrow?

 

[Lily]

In your "mind" diet soda

So you're aware of the concept of diet?

In your case it would maybe eating a pound less lard a day and being able to pass a fast food restaurant without ordering every item on the menu but think it's ok cos one of your sodas is low calorie.

fat laming

I love your "content". Riveting.

 

[Frood]

Fat is laming, Mrs Grape....

 

[Lily]

Fat is laming, Mrs Grape....

Did you manage to get a job in the last few hours?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

In your "mind" diet soda

So you're aware of the concept of diet?

In your case it would maybe eating a pound less lard a day and being able to pass a fast food restaurant without ordering every item on the menu but think it's ok cos one of your sodas is low calorie.

fat laming

I love your "content". Riveting.

I call it truth bombing

but to each is own, Poark

 

[Lily]

In your "mind" diet soda

So you're aware of the concept of diet?

In your case it would maybe eating a pound less lard a day and being able to pass a fast food restaurant without ordering every item on the menu but think it's ok cos one of your sodas is low calorie.

fat laming

I love your "content". Riveting.

I call it truth bombing

but to each is own, Poark

Your dick bombs, it's broke. How embarrassing. Are you even 50 yet?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

In your "mind" diet soda

So you're aware of the concept of diet?

In your case it would maybe eating a pound less lard a day and being able to pass a fast food restaurant without ordering every item on the menu but think it's ok cos one of your sodas is low calorie.

fat laming

I love your "content". Riveting.

I call it truth bombing

but to each is own, Poark

Your dick bombs, it's broke. How embarrassing. Are you even 50 yet?

Really?

Is this a result of fucking some fat chick we discussed earlier ?

 

[Frood]

Fat is laming, Mrs Grape....

Did you manage to get a job in the last few hours?

Why would I get a second job, Mud-guts?

 

[Lily]

In your "mind" diet soda

So you're aware of the concept of diet?

In your case it would maybe eating a pound less lard a day and being able to pass a fast food restaurant without ordering every item on the menu but think it's ok cos one of your sodas is low calorie.

fat laming

I love your "content". Riveting.

I call it truth bombing

but to each is own, Poark

Your dick bombs, it's broke. How embarrassing. Are you even 50 yet?

Really?

Is this a result of fucking some fat chick we discussed earlier ?

Uhm, why are you stupid? Is it genetic? You are asking me to tell you what was happening when your dick broke. Dude, it's YOUR broken dick.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I got Poark exercising right now

 

[Lily]

Fat is laming, Mrs Grape....

Did you manage to get a job in the last few hours?

Why would I get a second job, Mud-guts?

Right...a second job. aaaahahahahahahaha

 

[Biggie Smiles]

two tubby tubby

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Lily]

two tubby tubby

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Do you know where your "fat, drunk and stupid" son is right now?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

two tubby tubby

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Do you know where your "fat, drunk and stupid" son is right now?

Do you know where your drooling mutant grandson is right now?

 

[Lily]

two tubby tubby

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Do you know where your "fat, drunk and stupid" son is right now?

Do you know where your drooling mutant grandson is right now?

My grandbaby is sleeping. His bedtime was hours ago. He's fucking gorgeous. I'd post a picture, but you people are disturbed.

 

[Frood]

two tubby tubby

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Do you know where your "fat, drunk and stupid" son is right now?

Do you know where a treadmill is, you cake eating Miss Piggy?

 

[Lily]

two tubby tubby

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Do you know where your "fat, drunk and stupid" son is right now?

Do you know where a treadmill is, you cake eating Miss Piggy?

Yes.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

two tubby tubby

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Do you know where your "fat, drunk and stupid" son is right now?

Do you know where your drooling mutant grandson is right now?

My grandbaby is sleeping. His bedtime was hours ago. He's fucking gorgeous. I'd post a picture, but you people are disturbed.

 

[Lily]

two tubby tubby

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Do you know where your "fat, drunk and stupid" son is right now?

Do you know where your drooling mutant grandson is right now?

My grandbaby is sleeping. His bedtime was hours ago. He's fucking gorgeous. I'd post a picture, but you people are disturbed.

That is a cute baby elephant.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

wait... Orca sees a baby elephant's ass and thinks it "cute"?

are we going down the path of some ultra depraved fetish here with this loathsome pig?

 

[The Scoundrel]

My grandbaby is sleeping. His bedtime was hours ago.

That's because you're posting at 3 in the morning.

No fuckin wonder your metabolism is fucked.

You could probably do the Atkins and carry on adding to the poundage.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

three tubby tubby

gonna make room for lunch, Bacon Burtha