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Get a life wizer. I'm serious bro.
Welcome... BREAKFALL III
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wizer
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Another odd post. No one is serious here.
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Yep. No Stubby, half dead Herman or Brent here
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Sounds like jealousy wizer .. your lusty obsessive compulsions are showing
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Imagine the reaction time dude was almost prepared for breakys return..
wizer
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You're envious of my lightening fast reflexes, your brain is slow as the shit spilling into @Jack's mouth from @Bastard Factory's rectum.
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Is Brakedust still required to attend Tilapia Molesters Anonymous meetings?
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Ha. Cool avatar amigo
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Tilapia is a fish. I had one in an aquarium once, and one day I saw it on a menu.
Tasted great as I recall.
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You actually ate tilapia?
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Apparently Americans eat the fish frequently. It’s banned in Australia as it’s an environment pest…much like that predator Semenmajor.
I recently read in medical science that the skin of tilapia is used to aid skin grafting in burn victims.
Take no head of that old man… the guy is a freak.
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I think so
wizer
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My wife is from Australia. Our next trip there is in December for a month.
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Good on ya. If you need any tips on the sites, I can give you a run-down. At least as far as NSW and WA goes.
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Her parents are in Dromana. She owns a house in South Yarra that she rents out. Her daughter lives in Melbourne and constantly updates her on how bad it's getting.
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Melbourne is not my top choices of places to visit in Australia. Watch out for the trams and ice addicts.
A had a contract to shift 100 year old English Elms that weighed in excess of 60 tonnes each. Had to hand dig them out on account of all the optic fibres running along the Yarra in Bateman Avenue.
Melbourne has a great music scene, but apart from that, it’s a cacophony in the CBD.
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I know it's bad there with all the addicts. One of them spit in her daughter's face when she was walking her dogs. even so she likes it there, her mom is in the process of buying a home in the city despite the problems.
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Yeah, I remember walking into a bar, and this filthy looking chick with no teeth just casually cupped my balls and wanted to suck my cock. She reminded me of the resident transvestite here that calls itself @Flynn . lol
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Bleed you faggot! Trololol
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Sounds like a run in with an Aboriginal. I don't quite get it. They're respected as elders, there's even an announcement on the plane when you land, yet it seems to me they were pushed aside like the Indians were in America and live an impoverished life.
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No this was a white Sheila, vaguely attractive, but haggard. Some abbos are well-mannered. The drug scene in Melbourne is horrid.
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A bunch of them got on a bus once and they smelled awful. That was the closest I ever got and ever want to get.
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The same in South Africa…personal hygiene is not a priority amongst the tribes.
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I can sort of relate, I've recently discovered the need for personal hygiene isn't a priority among retired optometrists.
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The worst stench that accosted my nostrils was a black hobo in front of me in a shopping queue back in South Africa, and then from a wealthy white hippie chick in Australia.
The hippie chick had a particularly horrid stench. I’ve had raw sewage smelling better. Both the hobo and hippie chick were so bad smelling , that it made me positively angry to have had endured the rancidity.
Really bruised my aura!
