Welcome to the bastard factory assists lotusbud in mastering the english language thread

[Biggie Smiles]

In today's episode we are going to come together as a team to help dear & simple lotus understand what the phrase

"upwards trajectory" means

In simple terms that even a simpleton can understand of course.

Would anyone want to puree a definition down into a format even a brain dead lemming high school dropout like lotus can assimilate?

 

[The Prowler]

It might actually be easier to perform a brain transplant operation.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

It might actually be easier to perform a brain transplant operation.

you mean a brain "insertion" operation

transplant suggests there was something there to replace in the first place

 

[The Prowler]

My bad.

 

[The Countess]

I can honestly say I miss when Prowler used to analyze my life and call me fat.

 

[The Prowler]

I can honestly say I miss when Prowler used to analyze my life and call me fat.

Do you want to know the honest truth?

 

[Flynn]

In today's episode we are going to come together as a team to help dear & simple lotus understand what the phrase

"upwards trajectory" means

In simple terms that even a simpleton can understand of course.

Would anyone want to puree a definition down into a format even a brain dead lemming high school dropout like lotus can assimilate?

Well. When you say "upwards trajectory," we can all be rest assured that you're definitely not talking about your height in any way shape or form.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

In today's episode we are going to come together as a team to help dear & simple lotus understand what the phrase

"upwards trajectory" means

In simple terms that even a simpleton can understand of course.

Would anyone want to puree a definition down into a format even a brain dead lemming high school dropout like lotus can assimilate?

Well. When you say "upwards trajectory," we can all be rest assured that you're definitely not talking about your height in any way shape or form.

Good answer. Take a soda pop

 

[Flynn]

In today's episode we are going to come together as a team to help dear & simple lotus understand what the phrase

"upwards trajectory" means

In simple terms that even a simpleton can understand of course.

Would anyone want to puree a definition down into a format even a brain dead lemming high school dropout like lotus can assimilate?

Well. When you say "upwards trajectory," we can all be rest assured that you're definitely not talking about your height in any way shape or form.

Good answer. Take a soda pop

Even "soda pop" and Mentos won't help your vertically challenged ass.