Went to a birthday party today

[LotusBud]

So, no one finds the fact that someone would actually decorate a cake with "Coors Light" shit to be unbelievably low rent? Should I assume that you all have had your own "Coors Light" cakes at some point?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

You need a better hobby, lotus

 

[LotusBud]

You need a better hobby, lotus

Should I get a hobby like yours? You know. The one where you spend all day every day fantasizing about sucking Admin off.

 

[Blazor]

So, no one finds the fact that someone would actually decorate a cake with "Coors Light" shit to be unbelievably low rent? Should I assume that you all have had your own "Coors Light" cakes at some point?

Wow, way to shit on your "friend's" cake.

 

[LotusBud]

So, no one finds the fact that someone would actually decorate a cake with "Coors Light" shit to be unbelievably low rent? Should I assume that you all have had your own "Coors Light" cakes at some point?

Wow, way to shit on your "friend's" cake.

You can't take a joke. You're on ignore.

 

[deport_liberals]

What was inside?

 

[LotusBud]

What was inside?

Cake. I mean, I wasn't there, but she called it a cake, so...

 

[deport_liberals]

Ice cream cake?

That's the best.

 

[Breakfall]

What was inside?

Cake. I mean, I wasn't there, but she called it a cake, so...

 

[LotusBud]

Ice cream cake?

That's the best.

I don't know. I don't really care. It's the decoration that I find hysterically funny. Why would anyone revere Coors Light so much that they purchase a paean to it in the form of a cake, rather than just purchasing the beer itself? That cake, to me, is an elegant metaphor for the mind of the American reactionary. Dumb cucks. Those people have been cucked by Coors Light, a capitalist megalith that gives no fucks about the people who bought that sad little cake, but gladly take their money.

 

[Breakfall]

Ice cream cake?

That's the best.

I don't know. I don't really care. It's the decoration that I find hysterically funny. Why would anyone revere Coors Light so much that they purchase a paean to it in the form of a cake, rather than just purchasing the beer itself? That cake, to me, is an elegant metaphor for the mind of the American reactionary. Dumb cucks. Those people have been cucked by Coors Light, a capitalist megalith that gives no fucks about the people who bought that sad little cake, but gladly take their money.

You suck!

 

[LotusBud]

Ice cream cake?

That's the best.

I don't know. I don't really care. It's the decoration that I find hysterically funny. Why would anyone revere Coors Light so much that they purchase a paean to it in the form of a cake, rather than just purchasing the beer itself? That cake, to me, is an elegant metaphor for the mind of the American reactionary. Dumb cucks. Those people have been cucked by Coors Light, a capitalist megalith that gives no fucks about the people who bought that sad little cake, but gladly take their money.

You suck!

Coming from you, that's a compliment.

 

[deport_liberals]

Ice cream cake?

That's the best.

I don't know. I don't really care. It's the decoration that I find hysterically funny. Why would anyone revere Coors Light so much that they purchase a paean to it in the form of a cake, rather than just purchasing the beer itself? That cake, to me, is an elegant metaphor for the mind of the American reactionary. Dumb cucks. Those people have been cucked by Coors Light, a capitalist megalith that gives no fucks about the people who bought that sad little cake, but gladly take their money.

This is too much hostility for a cake. Did it make the birthday boy happy?

 

[LotusBud]

Ice cream cake?

That's the best.

I don't know. I don't really care. It's the decoration that I find hysterically funny. Why would anyone revere Coors Light so much that they purchase a paean to it in the form of a cake, rather than just purchasing the beer itself? That cake, to me, is an elegant metaphor for the mind of the American reactionary. Dumb cucks. Those people have been cucked by Coors Light, a capitalist megalith that gives no fucks about the people who bought that sad little cake, but gladly take their money.

This is too much hostility for a cake. Did it make the birthday boy happy?

I only saw the pictures. It was a 4th of July BBQ. And there were a bunch of people there wearing American flag garments. That is all I know.

That cake deserves nothing but hostility. Bread and circuses, man. People need to wake the fuck up.

 

[Breakfall]

Ice cream cake?

That's the best.

I don't know. I don't really care. It's the decoration that I find hysterically funny. Why would anyone revere Coors Light so much that they purchase a paean to it in the form of a cake, rather than just purchasing the beer itself? That cake, to me, is an elegant metaphor for the mind of the American reactionary. Dumb cucks. Those people have been cucked by Coors Light, a capitalist megalith that gives no fucks about the people who bought that sad little cake, but gladly take their money.

This is too much hostility for a cake. Did it make the birthday boy happy?

I only saw the pictures. It was a 4th of July BBQ. And there were a bunch of people there wearing American flag garments. That is all I know.

That cake deserves nothing but hostility. Bread and circuses, man. People need to wake the fuck up.

How subtle?

 

[deport_liberals]

Ice cream cake?

That's the best.

I don't know. I don't really care. It's the decoration that I find hysterically funny. Why would anyone revere Coors Light so much that they purchase a paean to it in the form of a cake, rather than just purchasing the beer itself? That cake, to me, is an elegant metaphor for the mind of the American reactionary. Dumb cucks. Those people have been cucked by Coors Light, a capitalist megalith that gives no fucks about the people who bought that sad little cake, but gladly take their money.

This is too much hostility for a cake. Did it make the birthday boy happy?

I only saw the pictures. It was a 4th of July BBQ. And there were a bunch of people there wearing American flag garments. That is all I know.

That cake deserves nothing but hostility. Bread and circuses, man. People need to wake the fuck up.

We are what we consume. We purchase our identities. Our relationships are modulated through what we buy each other. I don't think we could wake up even if we wanted to.

 

[LotusBud]

Ice cream cake?

That's the best.

I don't know. I don't really care. It's the decoration that I find hysterically funny. Why would anyone revere Coors Light so much that they purchase a paean to it in the form of a cake, rather than just purchasing the beer itself? That cake, to me, is an elegant metaphor for the mind of the American reactionary. Dumb cucks. Those people have been cucked by Coors Light, a capitalist megalith that gives no fucks about the people who bought that sad little cake, but gladly take their money.

This is too much hostility for a cake. Did it make the birthday boy happy?

I only saw the pictures. It was a 4th of July BBQ. And there were a bunch of people there wearing American flag garments. That is all I know.

That cake deserves nothing but hostility. Bread and circuses, man. People need to wake the fuck up.

We are what we consume. We purchase our identities. Our relationships are modulated through what we buy each other. I don't think we could wake up even if we wanted to.

Well, that's a nihilistic view. I remain somewhat hopeful. Things are going to get very bad. Perhaps people will wake up then.

 

[Blazor]

Wow, what a CUNT you are!!!

First, you say you went to a party, then you say you didnt go, what a FUCKNg LIAR you are!!! Bitch asss cunt.

THEN you dis on you freds cake! BITCH!!!

THEN you say Im on ingonore after saying I was alrady on ingone , CUNT!!! hahahahahaha

 

[LotusBud]

Wow, what a CUNT you are!!!

First, you say you went to a party, then you say you didnt go, what a FUCKNg LIAR you are!!! Bitch asss cunt.

THEN you dis on you freds cake! BITCH!!!

THEN you say Im on ingonore after saying I was alrady on ingone , CUNT!!! hahahahahaha

OMFG. Try reading the post. I went to a goddamn birthday party in Portugal, because that's where I am, and at the party, a friend showed me pics of her family's 4th of July BBQ in the US South. I wasn't at the damn BBQ, and I don't know the people who had the Coors Light cake, you fucking illiterate.

Now you apologize to me, you limp-dicked twat.

Furthermore, you moron, sometimes I click on "show ignored content." Just whenever I feel like it. You're still on ignore.

 

[Blazor]

Wow, what a CUNT you are!!!

First, you say you went to a party, then you say you didnt go, what a FUCKNg LIAR you are!!! Bitch asss cunt.

THEN you dis on you freds cake! BITCH!!!

THEN you say Im on ingonore after saying I was alrady on ingone , CUNT!!! hahahahahaha

OMFG. Try reading the post. I went to a goddamn birthday party in Portugal, because that's where I am, and at the party, a friend showed me pics of her family's 4th of July BBQ in the US South. I wasn't at the damn BBQ, and I don't know the people who had the Coors Light cake, you fucking illiterate.

Now you apologize to me, you limp-dicked twat.

Furthermore, you moron, sometimes I click on "show ignored content." Just whenever I feel like it. You're still on ignore.

 

[LotusBud]

Wow, what a CUNT you are!!!

First, you say you went to a party, then you say you didnt go, what a FUCKNg LIAR you are!!! Bitch asss cunt.

THEN you dis on you freds cake! BITCH!!!

THEN you say Im on ingonore after saying I was alrady on ingone , CUNT!!! hahahahahaha

OMFG. Try reading the post. I went to a goddamn birthday party in Portugal, because that's where I am, and at the party, a friend showed me pics of her family's 4th of July BBQ in the US South. I wasn't at the damn BBQ, and I don't know the people who had the Coors Light cake, you fucking illiterate.

Now you apologize to me, you limp-dicked twat.

Furthermore, you moron, sometimes I click on "show ignored content." Just whenever I feel like it. You're still on ignore.

You're a limp-dicked prick and an incel.

 

[Blazor]

Wow, what a CUNT you are!!!

First, you say you went to a party, then you say you didnt go, what a FUCKNg LIAR you are!!! Bitch asss cunt.

THEN you dis on you freds cake! BITCH!!!

THEN you say Im on ingonore after saying I was alrady on ingone , CUNT!!! hahahahahaha

OMFG. Try reading the post. I went to a goddamn birthday party in Portugal, because that's where I am, and at the party, a friend showed me pics of her family's 4th of July BBQ in the US South. I wasn't at the damn BBQ, and I don't know the people who had the Coors Light cake, you fucking illiterate.

Now you apologize to me, you limp-dicked twat.

Furthermore, you moron, sometimes I click on "show ignored content." Just whenever I feel like it. You're still on ignore.

You're a limp-dicked prick and an incel.

You've seen my dick, you know it aint true hahahahaha. Wanna see it again?

 

[LotusBud]

Wow, what a CUNT you are!!!

First, you say you went to a party, then you say you didnt go, what a FUCKNg LIAR you are!!! Bitch asss cunt.

THEN you dis on you freds cake! BITCH!!!

THEN you say Im on ingonore after saying I was alrady on ingone , CUNT!!! hahahahahaha

OMFG. Try reading the post. I went to a goddamn birthday party in Portugal, because that's where I am, and at the party, a friend showed me pics of her family's 4th of July BBQ in the US South. I wasn't at the damn BBQ, and I don't know the people who had the Coors Light cake, you fucking illiterate.

Now you apologize to me, you limp-dicked twat.

Furthermore, you moron, sometimes I click on "show ignored content." Just whenever I feel like it. You're still on ignore.

You're a limp-dicked prick and an incel.

You've seen my dick, you know it aint true hahahahaha. Wanna see it again?

Oh, your once monthly erection?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

It is more than likely Lotus' own husband suffers from erectile dysfunction given the amount of time she

a) spends talking about other men in a googly fashion
b) spends talking about how other men around here cannot maintain an erection or suffer from some sort of penile dysfunction

Poor dude has to sleep with her at night so I'd imagine he'd never want his dick to get hard at night

 

[Lokmar]

It is more than likely Lotus' own husband suffers from erectile dysfunction given the amount of time she

a) spends talking about other men in a googly fashion
b) spends talking about how other men around here cannot maintain an erection or suffer from some sort of penile dysfunction

Poor dude has to sleep with her at night so I'd imagine he'd never want his dick to get hard at night

He prolly beats it furiously to completion every chance he gets so he doesnt have to put it in her!

 

[Blazor]

Wow, what a CUNT you are!!!

First, you say you went to a party, then you say you didnt go, what a FUCKNg LIAR you are!!! Bitch asss cunt.

THEN you dis on you freds cake! BITCH!!!

THEN you say Im on ingonore after saying I was alrady on ingone , CUNT!!! hahahahahaha

OMFG. Try reading the post. I went to a goddamn birthday party in Portugal, because that's where I am, and at the party, a friend showed me pics of her family's 4th of July BBQ in the US South. I wasn't at the damn BBQ, and I don't know the people who had the Coors Light cake, you fucking illiterate.

Now you apologize to me, you limp-dicked twat.

Furthermore, you moron, sometimes I click on "show ignored content." Just whenever I feel like it. You're still on ignore.

You're a limp-dicked prick and an incel.

You've seen my dick, you know it aint true hahahahaha. Wanna see it again?

Oh, your once monthly erection?

Lol you still....... HAVE NO CLUE!!! lol

Just so you know, my dick stays hard all night. I know this, cause I toss a lot, and sure enough, he's still hard as a brick. Allllll through the night.

I can still get hard whenever I want. Even jerk off 3-4 times a week. Twice last Sunday, I wanted to drain both of my huge balls.

But, while talking to you, even my dick turns into Joe Biden and he looks up at me and says......

 

[The Prowler]

Imagine going to a bbq and showing pictures of your family to people for the purpose of dogging them.

Yeah, that's petty and classless.

Grow a sense of humor, Missy. She was just having a good laugh, because they were funny. She doesn't hate them at all, like you people hate libs.

Oh, okay. So she wasn't being a fuckin' cunt. She was just saying "Check out the cool cake my relatives had at a party!"

Cool.

So, no one finds the fact that someone would actually decorate a cake with "Coors Light" shit to be unbelievably low rent?

Wait.

So she wasn't being a cunt about her relatives and their cake.

But you decided to be all judgy and self-righteous, thinking it is "low rent"?

Did I get that right?

I don't know. I don't really care. It's the decoration that I find hysterically funny. Why would anyone revere Coors Light so much that they purchase a paean to it in the form of a cake, rather than just purchasing the beer itself? That cake, to me, is an elegant metaphor for the mind of the American reactionary. Dumb cucks. Those people have been cucked by Coors Light, a capitalist megalith that gives no fucks about the people who bought that sad little cake, but gladly take their money.

Holy fuck.

You have some serious issues.

A friend shows you a picture..."Hey, check out my funny relatives and the crazy cake they got for their party!!!"

And that is your takeaway.

A quick FYI: The reaction and analysis you gave regarding the cake is not consistent with finding it "hysterically funny". It's is consistent with being an unhappy, spiteful, hateful, angry, frustrated, and jealous sick piece-of-shit person who is desperately trying to convince herself that she is in some way superior to some other people who were just enjoying themselves.

You really do suck.

 

[Omnipotent]

Ruh-roh... TheProwler is BACK...

 

[LotusBud]

Imagine going to a bbq and showing pictures of your family to people for the purpose of dogging them.

Yeah, that's petty and classless.

Grow a sense of humor, Missy. She was just having a good laugh, because they were funny. She doesn't hate them at all, like you people hate libs.

Oh, okay. So she wasn't being a fuckin' cunt. She was just saying "Check out the cool cake my relatives had at a party!"

Cool.

So, no one finds the fact that someone would actually decorate a cake with "Coors Light" shit to be unbelievably low rent?

Wait.

So she wasn't being a cunt about her relatives and their cake.

But you decided to be all judgy and self-righteous, thinking it is "low rent"?

Did I get that right?

I don't know. I don't really care. It's the decoration that I find hysterically funny. Why would anyone revere Coors Light so much that they purchase a paean to it in the form of a cake, rather than just purchasing the beer itself? That cake, to me, is an elegant metaphor for the mind of the American reactionary. Dumb cucks. Those people have been cucked by Coors Light, a capitalist megalith that gives no fucks about the people who bought that sad little cake, but gladly take their money.

Holy fuck.

You have some serious issues.

A friend shows you a picture..."Hey, check out my funny relatives and the crazy cake they got for their party!!!"

And that is your takeaway.

A quick FYI: The reaction and analysis you gave regarding the cake is not consistent with finding it "hysterically funny". It's is consistent with being an unhappy, spiteful, hateful, angry, frustrated, and jealous sick piece-of-shit person who is desperately trying to convince herself that she is in some way superior to some other people who were just enjoying themselves.

You really do suck.

Oh, wow. Grow a sense of humor, asshole.

She loves her relatives, but showed us a picture of the cake because she thought it was ridiculous. Have you ever made fun of anyone you love, Mr Self Righteous? Or do you just hate everyone you disagree with? You people are the world's biggest snowflakes and hypocrites at the same time.

Cry me a fucking river, jackoff.

 

[LotusBud]

Wow, what a CUNT you are!!!

First, you say you went to a party, then you say you didnt go, what a FUCKNg LIAR you are!!! Bitch asss cunt.

THEN you dis on you freds cake! BITCH!!!

THEN you say Im on ingonore after saying I was alrady on ingone , CUNT!!! hahahahahaha

OMFG. Try reading the post. I went to a goddamn birthday party in Portugal, because that's where I am, and at the party, a friend showed me pics of her family's 4th of July BBQ in the US South. I wasn't at the damn BBQ, and I don't know the people who had the Coors Light cake, you fucking illiterate.

Now you apologize to me, you limp-dicked twat.

Furthermore, you moron, sometimes I click on "show ignored content." Just whenever I feel like it. You're still on ignore.

You're a limp-dicked prick and an incel.

You've seen my dick, you know it aint true hahahahaha. Wanna see it again?

Oh, your once monthly erection?

Lol you still....... HAVE NO CLUE!!! lol

Just so you know, my dick stays hard all night. I know this, cause I toss a lot, and sure enough, he's still hard as a brick. Allllll through the night.

I can still get hard whenever I want. Even jerk off 3-4 times a week. Twice last Sunday, I wanted to drain both of my huge balls.

But, while talking to you, even my dick turns into Joe Biden and he looks up at me and says......

You're full of shit, limp dick.