'WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!'

[Master Pu]

It would "shock" me if the next poster laughs at anything in this thread, besides BEnzo being his retarded ass self again.

It would 'surprise' me if you could write anything funny using your imagination in a context such as this at all.

@Aryan Victory heh told ya lol

 

[Master Pu]

Fuck man where were we? Oh yes. Something about a gash let me ponder this...brb

 

[Frood]

The gash your husband Johnny Storm cut into your wheelchair seat so he can guide you over his dick like a breakfast bed tray....

 

[jack]

The gash your husband Johnny Storm cut into your wheelchair seat so he can guide you over his dick like a breakfast bed tray....

That is completely fucking gay, faggot.

 

[Frood]

That is completely fucking gay, faggot.

Tell him. I already know he and his hubby are completely fucking gay.

 

[Master Pu]

That's no little bean, that's a fully formed gash.

The highway to tranny hell. His wife (that used up older model) says he has to dilate daily or find someone to dilate him so it doesn't seal itself shut, which would make it an expensive waste of elective surgery.

The crowd of partiers howl with laughter at Froods' magic trick of transforming micro penai to large festering gash while gently swaying, somewhat unevenly due to the broken pump, to his musical choice by Taylor Swift.
One of the revellers loudly cries out from the crowd, 'You know what we want you to do, Froo!'

 

[Master Pu]

Tell him. I already know he and his hubby are completely fucking gay.

Tsk tsk. Such antagonism.
If it wasn't for me, Storm, Ant, and Phrost you wouldn't even have the name 'Frood' at all, let alone your legendary status.
Oh well..

 

[Frood]

The crowd of partiers howl with laughter at Froods' magic trick of transforming micro penai to large festering gash while gently swaying, somewhat unevenly due to the broken pump, to his musical choice by Taylor Swift.
One of the revellers loudly cries out from the crowd, 'You know what we want you to do, Froo!'

Dude.... TMI.... keep your matrimonial fantasies to yourselves.

 

[Frood]

Tsk tsk. Such antagonism.
If it wasn't for me, Storm, Ant, and Phrost you wouldn't even have the name 'Frood' at all, let alone your legendary status.
Oh well..

You and the other retarded Cum Wranglers or whatever you called yourselves were the gayest thing to ever besiege Flametown. That was around the time a lot of people pulled the pin rather than read any more of your faggotry.

You killed FT with your gayness.

 

[Master Pu]

N

Dude.... TMI.... keep your matrimonial fantasies to yourselves.

No. It shall continue.
'COUCH!'

 

[Master Pu]

You and the other retarded Cum Wranglers or whatever you called yourselves were the gayest thing to ever besiege Flametown. That was around the time a lot of people pulled the pin rather than read any more of your faggotry.

You killed FT with your gayness.

Flametown died with no help from me fyi.

U mad, brah?

 

[Frood]

Flametown died with no help from me fyi.

You and your retarded ilk made long time flamers and trolls cringe in embarrassment for posting anywhere near you...so they split.

 

[Master Pu]

You and your retarded ilk made long time flamers and trolls cringe in embarrassment for posting anywhere near you...so they split.

Brah, they 'split' to 'YOUR'(meaning 'their' collectively) BOARDS!
My 'retarded ilk' did not follow.
How did those boards fare, huh?
Lulz

 

[Frood]

Brah, they 'split' to 'YOUR'(meaning 'their' collectively) BOARDS!
My 'retarded ilk' did not follow.
How did those boards fare, huh?
Lulz

You weren't welcome. We had enough of your retarded faggotry.

 

[Master Pu]

You weren't welcome. We had enough of your retarded faggotry.

Oh I know, that's why so many posters were begging me to post there.
But,
Then,
As now,
I am officially retired.

 

[Frood]

Oh I know, that's why so many posters were begging me to post there.
But,
Then,
As now,
I am officially retired.

You were never a player...

 

[Master Pu]

You were never a player...

Good!

 

[Frood]

You simply never had the intellect required for word based mental warfare. Your posts were largely puerile, lacking in imagination, and you relied on others to make up enough for your glaringly obvious deficiencies.

...and you've only gotten worse with age.

Pretty soon you'll be posting at a Jack or Seaboobs level.