It would 'surprise' me if you could write anything funny using your imagination in a context such as this at all.
@Aryan Victory heh told ya lol
'WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!'
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@Aryan Victory heh told ya lol
That is completely fucking gay, faggot.
Tell him. I already know he and his hubby are completely fucking gay.
The crowd of partiers howl with laughter at Froods' magic trick of transforming micro penai to large festering gash while gently swaying, somewhat unevenly due to the broken pump, to his musical choice by Taylor Swift.
One of the revellers loudly cries out from the crowd, 'You know what we want you to do, Froo!'
Tsk tsk. Such antagonism.
If it wasn't for me, Storm, Ant, and Phrost you wouldn't even have the name 'Frood' at all, let alone your legendary status.
Oh well..
Dude.... TMI.... keep your matrimonial fantasies to yourselves.
You and the other retarded Cum Wranglers or whatever you called yourselves were the gayest thing to ever besiege Flametown. That was around the time a lot of people pulled the pin rather than read any more of your faggotry.
You killed FT with your gayness.
You and your retarded ilk made long time flamers and trolls cringe in embarrassment for posting anywhere near you...so they split.
Brah, they 'split' to 'YOUR'(meaning 'their' collectively) BOARDS!
My 'retarded ilk' did not follow.
How did those boards fare, huh?
Lulz
You weren't welcome. We had enough of your retarded faggotry.
Oh I know, that's why so many posters were begging me to post there.
But,
Then,
As now,
I am officially retired.
You were never a player...
Good!
You simply never had the intellect required for word based mental warfare. Your posts were largely puerile, lacking in imagination, and you relied on others to make up enough for your glaringly obvious deficiencies.
...and you've only gotten worse with age.
Pretty soon you'll be posting at a Jack or Seaboobs level.
...and you've only gotten worse with age.
Pretty soon you'll be posting at a Jack or Seaboobs level.
I think this thread says something different.
Regardless,
Don't get so upset.
'We' are fond of you Froodle. Embrace it!
Any attention is good attention-
Here anyway.
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Don't get huffy with me... I wasn't the one polishing BF's nads.
This was a decent premise until it went all "dear leader" shaped.
And okay yeah maybe I'm a little biased.
I am only human after all. Mostly.
It was whack.
I was listening to an old Art Bell 'Coast to Coast AM' broadcast from 1997 the other night and a caller talking about 'shadow people' sounded like a younger Vitty. Wouldn't surprise me one bit if it was him.
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Did he sound like he lives in a smoke filled shack in the backwoods of Kentucky? Probably was
'Mostly' exactly. You're a Shadow Person!
That WAS you!!
I knew it! Ha!
How many times you talk to Art over the years?
He had the same southern accent but his voice was a little stronger. It was him.
Don't joke around with those shadow fuckers. The one time I dived into the occult and followed instructions about meditation/Astral projection, 6 of those things bunched up around me in the middle of nowhere and I watched the closest one extend a shadowy finger and poked me in a closed eye.... which made it shed huge amounts of tears and was super painful.
You get that? Closed relaxed eyes... instant needle feeling and I sensed it doing it as it happened... I could see it like a TV screen in my mind.
I don't fuck with any of that shit anymore.... not even certain movie titles.
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Jesus Christ. There's no question at all you were a regular caller. Art had you on speed dial.
There are some horror films or genres I will not watch because I believe they are intentional gateways to mess with our souls and minds in an evil fashion.
