What is your Idea of a great first date?

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Neighbor widow in #303 wants me to take her out. probably go bowling, maybe a movie and a walk in the park?

I have no clue.
 

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Hold on to your wallet.
Neighbor widow in #303 wants me to take her out. probably go bowling, maybe a movie and a walk in the park?

I have no clue.
If you don't really know each other too well, something light and easy, I'd say Bowling and or a walk in the park over a Movie(imho Movies are great dates, but not for a very early introductory date)
 

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Dinner (for talking to each other)
A Gallery or Museum (for quiet togetherness)
Not necessarily in that order.
 

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Jack n the box tacos r 2 for $1.69 and then drive r home and bang r in the ass.
Fist full of hair and make her yours. She's a grieving widow and used to pain in her life.
Your tiny cock is just a distraction.
 

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Hold on to your wallet.
FWIW, if you're not feeling a love connection I would advise against "dining and dashing" and sticking her with the bill as you jump out the bathroom window, since you're neighbors it could get awkward.
 

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Neighbor widow in #303 wants me to take her out. probably go bowling, maybe a movie and a walk in the park?

I have no clue.

Lunch date on a weekend...don't have to spend a lot of money and can be less formal than a dinner date...if you like one another, you can go bowling or take that walk in the park. If there's no connection, either one of you can say you have plans for the afternoon/evening...
 

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Neighbor widow in #303 wants me to take her out. probably go bowling, maybe a movie and a walk in the park?

I have no clue.

How do you know she wants you to take her out?

How does that conversation go without just making plans during that conversation?

How long has it been since she murdered her husband?
 

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1. How old is she?

2. Who is paying?

Just ask her where she'd like to go bro. You're in Memphis, birthplace of rock and roll. There's got to be tons of places to choose from. I can tell you one thing, don't take her to a Goddamn pool hall.
 

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Jack n the box tacos r 2 for $1.69 and then drive r home and bang r in the ass.
Fist full of hair and make her yours. She's a grieving widow and used to pain in her life.
Your tiny cock is just a distraction.
Well, you're a real Casanova aren't ya?
 

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.... I can tell you one thing, don't take her to a Goddamn pool hall.
Did a pool hall break your heart?

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Did a pool hall break your heart?

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LOL Nope. Let's just say that she wasn't very impressed with the atmosphere and cussing in there. I never heard the word 'Fuck' said so much in my life. She said that she'd pick the next place we go to but never returned my calls. So yeah fellas avoid pool halls with your date.
 

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Throw some dishes in the sink and get her over to do the washing up ...
Get a stick vacuum so she can tidy up ...

Cars and Coffee ...

Netflix and Chill ...

A nice romantic walk in a park ...

An AA meeting so you can talk to each other ...

The local watering hole ... let her do the drinking ...

You go over to her place and do the washing up ... good for points ...

Service her car for her and then go parking ...

Invite her over to cook a feed ... you supply drinks ...

Keep your phone turned off and don't get it out ...

You also could complement her on her outfit when you meet on her ... be careful ...


Other than all that, I have no idea ... :OhGawd:
 

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LOL Nope. Let's just say that she wasn't very impressed with the atmosphere and cussing in there. I never heard the word 'Fuck' said so much in my life. She said that she'd pick the next place we go to but never returned my calls. So yeah fellas avoid pool halls with your date.
Ok so why you stay then? You could of just said hey let's go somewhere else and leave lol
 

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LOL Nope. Let's just say that she wasn't very impressed with the atmosphere and cussing in there. I never heard the word 'Fuck' said so much in my life. She said that she'd pick the next place we go to but never returned my calls. So yeah fellas avoid pool halls with your date.

She sounds uptight.
 

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Picking me up. Taking me to Las Brisas. Picking up the tab. Dropping me off at home. Anyway, it certainly would be different.