What R U doing...... RIGHT NOW!!?

[Swamp-Duck]

Came in from the park and need another shower, you could was yourselves away in this weather.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Saw a bunny strolling by in the darkness.

 

[Ice]

Sitting here at my desk in the living room and watching my old lady in the kitchen.

Fuck she's got a fat ass but I still tap it..

 

[Damaged Maven]

So would I, but the Goddess would strike my genitals, which is a far cry from stroke, and that's why we're in this pickle....

 

[Damaged Maven]

Gonna be a long night. I suppose a fistfull of antihistamine would knock me out, but not for long.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Dog was barking at the window, just caught some paki cunt leaning up againced my car with another one taking a picture, don’t fucking touch my motor you muzzy cunts, yeah send a pic home to your daddy and tell him you bought a 6 series BMW out of your fucking corner shop wages, come near my motor again I’ll let the dog deal with you, and it’s ok he’s had all his shots.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Now the nosy old cunt a few doors away I’d out trying to find out what all the shouting was about, so I told her too, go and stick your fucking Konk in someone else’s shit. I think I better go back to bed, this day ain’t started right at all.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Just got up an hour ago and had to piss so god damn bad. The Goddess was in the toidy, so I put on coffee. She had let loose a toxic tuna casserole fart and didn't light a match. I knew I should have peed outside.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Not even tuna farts could put me off this ice cream right now.

 

[knife wielder]

Listening to a Russian Black Metal band. It's pretty badass.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

It’s been so humid lately but it’s raining today , feel so much fresher, I couldn’t live in a hot country I’d fucking drop dead.

 

[Blazor]

Just made fried chicken tenders, fried squash and zuchinni, roasted red garlic mashed taters, with a sweet heat sauce to dip the chicken in.

Two hours to make dinner on a Tuesday, remind me not to do that again lol. BUT, I WILL have to make this double dip recipe again lol.

Time to toke and play the fiddle! :SmokeBreak3:

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Just got called downstairs by the dog, I thought the post had come or whatever, he wanted me to turn the fan on, oh yes your fucking majesty I’ll run up and down the stairs first thing in the morning, big fat sweaty bastard...

 

[TheHaze]

You talking about your dog or your daddy ?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

You talking about your dog or your daddy ?

Daddy pegged it years ago , rip you drunken ole cunt..

 

[Jeannie]

Just got called downstairs by the dog, I thought the post had come or whatever, he wanted me to turn the fan on, oh yes your fucking majesty I’ll run up and down the stairs first thing in the morning, big fat sweaty bastard...

walking behind them while carrying their precious poop goes 2 their heads lol

 

[Jeannie]

You talking about your dog or your daddy ?

that jokes so lame it needs crutches

 

[X]

You talking about your dog or your daddy ?

that jokes so lame it needs crutches

Shut up Jeannie okay ...

 

[Jeannie]

You talking about your dog or your daddy ?

that jokes so lame it needs crutches

Shut up Jeannie okay ...

pfft yours need an iron lung :LMAO2:

 

[TheHaze]

You talking about your dog or your daddy ?

that jokes so lame it needs crutches

What makes you think it was a joke - - - - - - -

How bout a riddle; What fly's and sucks dick and lives in a magic lamp ?

 

[Jeannie]

You talking about your dog or your daddy ?

that jokes so lame it needs crutches

What makes you think it was a joke - - - - - - -

How bout a riddle; What fly's and sucks dick and lives in a magic lamp ?

take a seat

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Watching How I Met Your Mother

 

[X]

Can't be jeannie, you would've said 'has a big dick' ....btw I didn't get the iron lung joke...I don't smoke, or drink that filthy garbage called coffee, I'm a cardiovascular wonder (: I could fuck you for days, make you walk like trigger was just on you ...but you know I couldn't, you fuckin' UGLY

 

[Jeannie]

Can't be jeannie, you would've said 'has a big dick' ....btw I didn't get the iron lung joke...I don't smoke, or drink that filthy garbage called coffee, I'm a cardiovascular wonder (: I could fuck you for days, make you walk like trigger was just on you ...but you know I couldn't, you fuckin' UGLY

 

[X]

:LMAO::LMAO:

 

[Jeannie]

oh. another dick pic

 

[X]

like yours ...

 

[Jeannie]

butt hurting today?

 

[X]

yesterday ?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Can't be jeannie, you would've said 'has a big dick' ....btw I didn't get the iron lung joke...I don't smoke, or drink that filthy garbage called coffee, I'm a cardiovascular wonder (: I could fuck you for days, make you walk like trigger was just on you ...but you know I couldn't, you fuckin' UGLY

Oh ugly lol, hay Jeanie buy some baboon make up it might change its mind lmfao.