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Damaged Maven

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First I have a womb. Now I'm a cunt. You might be able to repair a pond filter, but you don't know shit about plumbing, eh?
 

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First I have a womb. Now I'm a cunt. You might be able to repair a pond filter, but you don't know shit about plumbing, eh?
Listen...I know arithmetic...you give me a 68 and I owe you one okay!? :ThumbsUp2:
 

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Hold on ...Maven!!!! Are you saying that you’re a bloke with a fucking chick’s name ffs!? Cunt...you better fucking pitch your gender before I bitch-slap you!
 

Damaged Maven

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I... I don't know what to say. Really, I'm at a loss here. You don't understand anatomy, or etymology, and you're probably going to kill your prized fish and put them in cans, trying to pass them off as yellowfin. Really, what's the point?
 

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Hey you fake soldier BITCH .. stop crying all over the god dang place .. :LMAO:

haven't you healed yet ??
 

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So uh, when's your heart gonna blow up? I know your teeth are already falling out :LMAO:
 

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Drinking and smoking myself into oblivion.
 

Damaged Maven

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I could do without the shit that makes this board shit.
 

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5 25 am, just got in after smoking myself sober lol .
 

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Watching the big game nicely pickled ..TFC .VS The Seattle Sounders in 'Merica ..it's actually on ABC .
 

Damaged Maven

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Oh fuck me completely. Not another loss thank to useless defense. Swear to dog Imma burn my Chiefs jersey.
 

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Green bay and Carolina 0-0
 

Damaged Maven

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Watching the big game nicely pickled ..TFC .VS The Seattle Sounders in 'Merica ..it's actually on ABC .
The problem I have with American soccer, er, football isn't that it's the most boring game... besides NASCAR... or gayest... besides pro rasslin....

It's because there are no actual Americans on the field. Even the white guys are from Milan or Dublin or Caracas. Show me one guy who was drafted from Mississippi State; then maybe I'll watch a scoreless whinefest for 2 hours, or until I pass out from boredom.
 

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Taking my car in the garage this morning, it does a funny vibrating thing sometimes when I turn, and I know it ain’t my arse so it must be the car !
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