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Swamp-Duck

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Never put decorations up this early in my life, something to do, can’t have a tree cos shit bum will only swing on it, she swings on everything else...

You just gotta hang the bottom light string and ornaments higher lol.
She’s a real climber lol, don’t think it’s worth it, the places I’ve found her in, it’s funny...
 

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Gonna walk to the shop and get 4 beers, fuck it...
The axe man cometh..
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Gonna walk to the shop and get 4 beers, fuck it...
The axe man cometh..
axe-smiley-emoticon.gif
lol maybe if I had 14 beers
It ain’t worth it, think you know that...
Aye a know, not giving her the satisfaction... She's probably confused that I've not been in contact with her, she's permanently ghosted now... It wouldn't surprise me if she's lurked here ha
So you wouldn’t have her back if she phoned you ?
 

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Gonna walk to the shop and get 4 beers, fuck it...
The axe man cometh..
axe-smiley-emoticon.gif
lol maybe if I had 14 beers
It ain’t worth it, think you know that...
Aye a know, not giving her the satisfaction... She's probably confused that I've not been in contact with her, she's permanently ghosted now... It wouldn't surprise me if she's lurked here ha
So you wouldn’t have her back if she phoned you ?
No, I'm done... There's plenty of things I want to do for myself, don't need her for anything... Onward and upward
 

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Gonna walk to the shop and get 4 beers, fuck it...
The axe man cometh..
axe-smiley-emoticon.gif
lol maybe if I had 14 beers
It ain’t worth it, think you know that...
Aye a know, not giving her the satisfaction... She's probably confused that I've not been in contact with her, she's permanently ghosted now... It wouldn't surprise me if she's lurked here ha
So you wouldn’t have her back if she phoned you ?
No, I'm done... There's plenty of things I want to do for myself, don't need her for anything... Onward and upward
It must be hard not being able to go out and enjoy yourself, just try not to dwell on it too much..
 

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Gonna walk to the shop and get 4 beers, fuck it...
The axe man cometh..
axe-smiley-emoticon.gif
lol maybe if I had 14 beers
It ain’t worth it, think you know that...
Aye a know, not giving her the satisfaction... She's probably confused that I've not been in contact with her, she's permanently ghosted now... It wouldn't surprise me if she's lurked here ha
So you wouldn’t have her back if she phoned you ?
No, I'm done... There's plenty of things I want to do for myself, don't need her for anything... Onward and upward
It must be hard not being able to go out and enjoy yourself, just try not to dwell on it too much..
Nah I'm just bored but I'd obviously rather I could go out and get on it...
 

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Firing up last Saturday night's Jimmie's Chicken Shack concert. I watched it last Monday afternoon or whenever but I'ma watch it again.
 

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Baking chunky steak pies...
It’s a bit hot today for baking! I’m dying in this heat and have a bit of sunstroke from yesterday’s skinny dipping effort! Fuuuuuuck... :EvilOne2:

I shoveled 6 inches of snow this morning... was -2C
Hahahahahaa...I would jump in that right now. I’m sun stroked covered in calamine lotion at the moment.
The only part that managed to avoid the sun was my armpit-arsehole! :Grin3:
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Baby it is cold outside.

I'm going to make myself a plate of those fancy little round nachos, with store bought salsa and handfuls of grated cheese.

Slip a little something into a rolling paper.

Wash it down with beer.

Hoping to be KOed before Roy Jones Junior.