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Damaged Maven

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The one that hangs over the fence in my garden.

Your truck needs a new engine. Repair or sell?
 

TheHaze

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Drop in a new crate engine !

Your car brakes go out while you are going 70 MPH on the freeway ?
 

Dageaux

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Down shift! I drive a standard.

You can go Anywhere/Anywhen for the rest of your life; Where, When?
 

Swamp-Duck

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Right here and now it fine by me.

What would you do if someone passed you in the street and past at you for no reason ?
 

Kitty Zhang

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what mean 'past at me'?
If you mean someone smile and flirt, i smile back if hes handsome.

What would you do if you were in an elevator and someone with no masks sneezes several times without covering mouth today?
 

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Cut a huge fart and get off on the next floor

What would you do if the plane you were on got hijacked?
 

Swamp-Duck

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Be a hostage I suppose...


If your loved one was a hostage and they wanted money, you was skint but you have a gun, would you rob the money ?
 

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Naw. It’s in the bank, and I’m not a skinflint


Would you bang your neighbor if he asked nicely?
 

TheHaze

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I am not a homo so the answer is no -

If you seen someone cheating at a table broad game would you say something or not -
 

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Hell yeah!!
What would you do if you shit yourself in a restaurant and you just spent a fortune for the meal and it was delicious? Finish dinner or leave? lol
 

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Ask for a go box, and split

If you really need to take a dump, and the toilet was clogged, would you use the urinal?
 

TheHaze

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Many years ago a wino came up to me and said he was in a very bad way and need a drink and if could help,I look at him for a few seconds and then gave him a $5.00 bill for being honest ! That was the 1st and last time I gave a hand out - - - - - - -

If you got up in the morning and was black or if you are already black woke up white,what would you do ?
 

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Deal with it I guess

The last time you visited a whore house?
 

Matt Smith

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When I went to Cabo San Lucas. About 13 years ago. Lord Blacks. Damn good time.

How often do you clean your ears?
 

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Everyday..


What would you do if you woke up one day and had grown bollocks on your forehead and your nose was a penis ?