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Damaged Maven

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#81
That's just ridiculous.

What would you post if you were really stoned?
 

Swamp-Duck

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#82
I usually am really stoned, so the same old shit as always.

What would you do if someone offered you ten million quid to assassinate trump ?
 

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#83
It wouldn't take $10M. Maybe a buck two fifty.

What would you do if not voting was a criminal offense punishable by 3 to 5 years in jail?
 

Swamp-Duck

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#84
Vote for the Monster Raving Loony party.
 

Swamp-Duck

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If all gay men could get a thousand pounds for home improvement from the goverment, how camp would you become ?
 

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#86
If all gay men could get a thousand pounds for home improvement from the goverment, how camp would you become ?
In the real world, you and I would get the same benefit.

I got no question. Carry on.
 

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#87
[QUOTE="Swamp-Duck, post: 51570, member:

What would you do if someone offered you ten million quid to assassinate trump ?[/QUOTE]

Kill that person or at the very less turn them in !

What would you do if you had nothing to eat- - - - - - -
 

Swamp-Duck

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#88
Starve I suppose.

What would you do if a blood thirsty maniac with an eyeball fetish wanted to gouge out your left eye, or kill you ?
 

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#89
Just keep walking.

What would you do if a gin-soaked divorcee popped her glass eye out and asked you to socket fuck her?
 

Swamp-Duck

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#90
Well, everyone has their price, we would have to negotiate first.

What would you do if you forgot how to write and suddenly all the letters are unrecognisable?
 

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#91
Threadjack: I dated a wonderful gal who legally changed her name to Betty Bobo because she was so dyslexic that she couldn't recognize or spell her given name, Elizabeth Beauxbeaux.

Carry on.
 

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#92
What would you do if someone rub female gorilla pussy juice all over you and was getting ready to throw you in a cage with a male gorilla ?

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Swamp-Duck

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#93
Cool I ain’t had a bit of the other for a while.

What would you do if a pineapple ask you to eat it ?
 

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#94
I'd ask it to strip down first.

What would you do if pineapple tasted like pussy?
 

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#96
Some people deserve to be beaten for about tree fitty.

What would you do if you saw the Loch Ness Monster?
 

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#97
Take a video......

You woke up to find everyone dead except you.....
 

Damaged Maven

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#99
Same as every day.

Only 24 hours to flee the country on short notice. What do you do?
 

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Fuck that I’m staying :Thrilled1:


You are told you must cut off one limb, which one would it be?
 
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