What would you do if.....

[Damaged Maven]

Threadjack: I dated a wonderful gal who legally changed her name to Betty Bobo because she was so dyslexic that she couldn't recognize or spell her given name, Elizabeth Beauxbeaux.

Carry on.

 

[TheHaze]

What would you do if someone rub female gorilla pussy juice all over you and was getting ready to throw you in a cage with a male gorilla ?

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[Swamp-Duck]

Cool I ain’t had a bit of the other for a while.

What would you do if a pineapple ask you to eat it ?

 

[Damaged Maven]

I'd ask it to strip down first.

What would you do if pineapple tasted like pussy?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

move to Hawaii


have you ever considered having someone beaten badly for money ?

 

[Damaged Maven]

Some people deserve to be beaten for about tree fitty.

What would you do if you saw the Loch Ness Monster?

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Take a video......

You woke up to find everyone dead except you.....

 

[realgrimm]

go shopping



24hrs left to live..what do?

 

[Damaged Maven]

Same as every day.

Only 24 hours to flee the country on short notice. What do you do?

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Fuck that I’m staying :Thrilled1:


You are told you must cut off one limb, which one would it be?

 

[Damaged Maven]

The one that hangs over the fence in my garden.

Your truck needs a new engine. Repair or sell?

 

[TheHaze]

Drop in a new crate engine !

Your car brakes go out while you are going 70 MPH on the freeway ?

 

[Dageaux]

Down shift! I drive a standard.

You can go Anywhere/Anywhen for the rest of your life; Where, When?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Right here and now it fine by me.

What would you do if someone passed you in the street and past at you for no reason ?

 

[Kitty Zhang]

what mean 'past at me'?
If you mean someone smile and flirt, i smile back if hes handsome.

What would you do if you were in an elevator and someone with no masks sneezes several times without covering mouth today?

 

[Seamajor]

Cut a huge fart and get off on the next floor

What would you do if the plane you were on got hijacked?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Be a hostage I suppose...


If your loved one was a hostage and they wanted money, you was skint but you have a gun, would you rob the money ?

 

[Seamajor]

Naw. It’s in the bank, and I’m not a skinflint


Would you bang your neighbor if he asked nicely?

 

[TheHaze]

I am not a homo so the answer is no -

If you seen someone cheating at a table broad game would you say something or not -

 

[RAVEN]

Hell yeah!!
What would you do if you shit yourself in a restaurant and you just spent a fortune for the meal and it was delicious? Finish dinner or leave? lol

 

[Seamajor]

Ask for a go box, and split

If you really need to take a dump, and the toilet was clogged, would you use the urinal?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

I'd shit in the clogged toilet and blame it on the janitor !

would you give a panhandler more than 5 dollars ?

 

[TheHaze]

Many years ago a wino came up to me and said he was in a very bad way and need a drink and if could help,I look at him for a few seconds and then gave him a $5.00 bill for being honest ! That was the 1st and last time I gave a hand out - - - - - - -

If you got up in the morning and was black or if you are already black woke up white,what would you do ?

 

[Seamajor]

Deal with it I guess

The last time you visited a whore house?

 

[Matt Smith]

When I went to Cabo San Lucas. About 13 years ago. Lord Blacks. Damn good time.

How often do you clean your ears?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Everyday..


What would you do if you woke up one day and had grown bollocks on your forehead and your nose was a penis ?

 

[Breakfall]

Double face-palm myself & become a politician.

What would you do given the choice : over salivating or over flatulent?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Over flatulence

What would you do if @maxis735 offered you $1000 to give you succ???

 

[Q]

Nothing!

What would you use to smash @Oliver Shagnasty's head?

 

[Seamajor]

Nothing!

What would you use to smash @Oliver Shagnasty's head?

Pretty sure a feather would work