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Scott

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#21
Take it to the tub and use that knife to break it down to more manageable pieces for discrete transport. I mean, I didn't do it, so I'm not leaving it to a jury to believe me.

In a feat of cosmic bad luck, after taking a shower while you have your towel on you, you slip and fall in the kitchen right down upon a waiting cucumber that happened to have fallen on the floor somehow.. now it's way up the ass, butt good, and ya can't get it out no matter what you try. What now?
 

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#22
I'd let it rot then make it into a face cream...


Your walking around a tropical island where there tends to be aimless bruiting mongoloids with serious mental and physical ailments..full blown MONGOS,but seems the regular locals despise and fear them but are perplexed since it's the water in the town that is giving them blood deficiencies ,so long story short these crazy swarms of Mongoloids have targeted you as the sole reason for their struggle and are bearing down on you ...Locals think your the outsider destroying their water supply.. you decide to run to the closest vehicle but realize it's just their donkey Pepe and he's not to keen on people in general but you have to try....

Do you try to brush his hair or do you grab him an apple what would you do?
 

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#23
I would eat the donkey, and ride to freedom on a mongloid. I am Warpig.


Your cat is torturing a field rat to death slowly, like they do, playing with it. Do you stop it, or let it continue?
 

Jeannie

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#24
i stop it then squish it w/ my foot lol

idk if this was asked already but a bag of money falls out of an armored car in front of u so u..... do what?
 

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#25
Take it, launder it. Spend that shit.


You're in bed, half asleep. You feel something moving across your leg. Do you flip out and start hitting it, or do you remain calm and gently move the covers to see what it is?
 

Swamp-Duck

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I’d like to say I’m cool and would slowly move the covers but, I’d do some wicked epileptic break dance round the room.

What would you do if you saw a terrorist put a bomb in a bin at a train station, you knew it was going off any second and there was loads of people around, if you jumped on it you would die but save lives, or you could run and save your own ?
 

Scott

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#27
Yell that there's a bomb and to get down, hitting the dirt to go flat as a flounder as I say it so maybe some will do as I do and others may do as they do (our instincts are to follow the pack).
It's lame but the best one can do and might spare at least a few limbs.

You wake up in a mostly darkened bedroom and immediately spot the silhouette of something squatting upon some furniture across the room like a gargoyle, the shape of it suggesting it's just watching you sleep.
 

Oliver Shagnasty

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#28
Grab the gun beside my bed and shoot that bastard.

Your driving along and see Hilary Clinton broke down and needing help do you stop to help her?
 

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#29
Yeah......she’s harmless


You are offered a large sum of money to pimp out your significant other.....
 

TheHaze

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#30
No deal- - - - -

You find out that your father isn't your real father so do you look for your real father or let it go ?
 

Swamp-Duck

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#31
Let it go.

What would you do if you was just falling asleep and something yanked the bed covers right off you ?
 

Oliver Shagnasty

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#32
Jump up and round house their ass.

What would you do if you were shopping in a crowded store and all of the sudden you realised you were naked?
 

Oliver Shagnasty

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#34
Take pics of that shit if it was a hot lady.

What would you do if knife felcher professed his love to you?
 

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#35
soak the credit card in antibacterial goo.

what story would you tell in the cashier's lounge?
 

Oliver Shagnasty

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#36
A dirty sex story.

What would you do if you got to have sex with your hottest crush and you agreed to let them tie you up to the bed and they squatted down over you and pooped on your chest?
 

TheHaze

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#37
I would tell them to knock that shit off !

What would you say if your Father wanted to have a sex change ?
 

Damaged Maven

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#38
You first.

Where would you go if you had the chance?
 

Swamp-Duck

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#39
Soddom or Gomorrah.

What if your other half had an operation and they could only shit out of their mouth, would you still kiSsy kiSsy ?
 

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#40
I guess I'd kiss her ass.

Who do you blame when you fart in bed?
 
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