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Swamp-Duck

There are only so many tomorrow’s
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#41
Me.

What would you do if you woke up one morning and you was the opposite sex ?
 

Damaged Maven

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#42
Lament that I can't fellate myself any more.

What would you do if you ran out of beer at 05:30?
 

Swamp-Duck

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#43
Wouldn’t give shit as long as I had a puff.

What would you do if you grew another head, have it cut off or keep it for company.?
 

Damaged Maven

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#44
I already have 2 heads. I keep one company very often.

What would you do if your network router went tits up??
 

Jeannie

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#45
rejoice if its yours

what would u do if u ran out of viagara?
 

Damaged Maven

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#46
Go to CVS for a refill.

Who do you do when Scott's at work?
 

Jeannie

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#47
lol about u


will u pick up some more ice cream sprinkles while ur there?
 

Swamp-Duck

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#48
I’m off to the pub, great that peace of hash in the draw till I get back.

What would you do if you woke up as a fish in a tank in your house, you had to watch everyone look for you ?
 

TheHaze

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#49
Blame the person who made the last meal

What would you do if you got a draft notice into the Army ?
 

Damaged Maven

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#50
check the return address, because that shit ended 45 years ago.

What do you do when you get home from work and find your wife choking on some old guy's viagra enhanced schwanzstücker?
 

MasterBlaster

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#51
Whip her ass if it was for anything less than 100 bucks.

What would you do with 100 bucks?
 

Damaged Maven

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#52
Whip her ass if it was for anything less than 100 bucks.

What would you do with 100 bucks?
Get Everett the butcher to cut them up quick, send 100# of venison to the Food Bank, freeze up the rest for grilling, and sell racks to less fortunate trophy hunters.

What would you do with 100 live marmots?
 

Vile_Vixen

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#53
Deep fry them..... KFM


What would you do if you kept reliving the same day over & over?
 

Swamp-Duck

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#54
I could do what I wanted, say anything, punch people, the next day it wouldn’t matter.

What if all the weed plants in the world died never to grow again ?
 

Oliver Shagnasty

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#55
Wouldn't affect me at all but id feel sorry for a few friends.

What would you do if Barak Obama invited you to a sleep over?
 

TheHaze

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#56
Bring a bucket of deep fry chicken- - - - -

What would you do if a friend got bite by a snake on his dick and he will die if you don't suck the poison out ?

PS-KW no need for you to answer cause you have no friends- - - - - - -
 

Damaged Maven

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#57
Doctor says you're gonna die.

What would you give up to never die?
 

Mr. Whipple

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#58
nothing , living forever doesn't sound good to me

what would you do if at your 25th high school reunion you had the opportunity to sneak away with your old flame for a quickie , but you're both now happily married ?
 

Damaged Maven

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#59
Introduce my wife to her husband.

What would you do at your 25th 45th high school reunion and your old flame was a manatee?
 

Mr. Whipple

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#60
quit drinking booze and smoking weed before going to social functions and have my Doctor up my dementia meds


if you were out in your brand new Caddy cruising in the country ( no cell phone coverage ) and hit a dog , hurt it bad , bloody as hell , would you throw it in the car and look for a vet or drive on ?
 
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