What would you do if.....

[TheHaze]

check the return address, because that shit ended 45 years ago.

They can start the draft up anytime they fill the need - -- - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

quit drinking booze and smoking weed before going to social functions and have my Doctor up my dementia meds


if you were out in your brand new Caddy cruising in the country ( no cell phone coverage ) and hit a dog , hurt it bad , bloody as hell , would you throw it in the car and look for a vet or drive on ?

Straight in the car and search for help like a deranged maniac.

What if you found out one of your neighbors was illegal but they was alright and not doing any harm ?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

quit drinking booze and smoking weed before going to social functions and have my Doctor up my dementia meds


if you were out in your brand new Caddy cruising in the country ( no cell phone coverage ) and hit a dog , hurt it bad , bloody as hell , would you throw it in the car and look for a vet or drive on ?

Straight in the car and search for help like a deranged maniac.

What if you found out one of your neighbors was illegal but they was alright and not doing any harm ?

I've got neighbors that I'm pretty sure are illegal they can barely speak English they run a couple of chicken houses for the guy that owns them. It's his business I guess.

What would you do if someone offered you 10 million dollars but you had to let them cut off one of your legs without painkillers.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Don’t think I could ever be that desperate for money.

If you was starving and all you had was a live ostrich but nothing to kill it with but your own bear hands, how would you do it ?

 

[Scott]

This can be solved mathematically.

If it's above a 3, call 9-1-1

 

[Scott]

Anyway, I'll pass this one on, might be funny.

 

[Scott]

Don’t think I could ever be that desperate for money.

If you was starving and all you had was a live ostrich but nothing to kill it with but your own bear hands, how would you do it ?

Shit, I was looking for pics and missed the latest post.
I'd grab by the neck and crush its little bird brain head I suppose, hopefully before it disemboweled me with a kick.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

What if you met someone really nice and you liked them but they ask you to piss on them ?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

I'm not sure if a gallon of Pinot Noir or a case of Heineken would be the best way to say YES

If you had a date with someone out of your league would you take her/him to your local haunts ?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Out of my league? MEEH.

What if you could just press a button and distroy any country on earth ?

 

[Vile_Vixen]

I’d use that power to my advantage


What if you found out you were switched with another baby at the hospital when you were born....and the people who raised you aren’t actually your parents?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I would say thank fuck for that.


If you saw someone shoplifting would you grass to security?

 

[Damaged Maven]

I think it would depend on what they were stealing. If it was food or baby stuff or other essentials I'd ask if it was OK if I bought that for them.

What would you do if someone approached you and asked "I'm hurting. Can I have some money?"

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Show them what it’s like to really hurt if they don’t piss right off.

What would you do if you woke up toothless, all your teeth was on the pillow and your hair had fallen out too ?

 

[TheHaze]

Put everything back in place with some duck tape and super glue- - - - -

What would you do if Knife Wielder moved in next door to you ?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Pester his ass all the time asking to borrow stuff and at night I'd spray weed killer on his lawn.

What would you do if you could by the opposite sex for one day?

 

[Scooter]

What would you do if Knife Wielder moved in next door to you ?

I'd shit on his porch the first chance I got.

What would you do if you could by the opposite sex for one day?

I'd sit around and play with my pussy all day, just to see what it feels like.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

What would you do if you woke up and had been sleep walking and you was completely naked in the middle of your street, all the neighbors was out and filming you and posting it on line ?

 

[Damaged Maven]

Tell them my fb handle and ask them to share.
What would you do with a stinky bag of cat box leavings?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Elope with it.

What would you do if your neighbors smashed a hole through into your house and just went in your fridge like it was nothing ?

 

[Damaged Maven]

That's just ridiculous.

What would you post if you were really stoned?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I usually am really stoned, so the same old shit as always.

What would you do if someone offered you ten million quid to assassinate trump ?

 

[Damaged Maven]

It wouldn't take $10M. Maybe a buck two fifty.

What would you do if not voting was a criminal offense punishable by 3 to 5 years in jail?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Vote for the Monster Raving Loony party.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

If all gay men could get a thousand pounds for home improvement from the goverment, how camp would you become ?

 

[Damaged Maven]

If all gay men could get a thousand pounds for home improvement from the goverment, how camp would you become ?

In the real world, you and I would get the same benefit.

I got no question. Carry on.

 

[TheHaze]

[QUOTE="Swamp-Duck, post: 51570, member:

What would you do if someone offered you ten million quid to assassinate trump ?[/QUOTE]

Kill that person or at the very less turn them in !

What would you do if you had nothing to eat- - - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Starve I suppose.

What would you do if a blood thirsty maniac with an eyeball fetish wanted to gouge out your left eye, or kill you ?

 

[Damaged Maven]

Just keep walking.

What would you do if a gin-soaked divorcee popped her glass eye out and asked you to socket fuck her?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Well, everyone has their price, we would have to negotiate first.

What would you do if you forgot how to write and suddenly all the letters are unrecognisable?