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TheHaze

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Swamp-Duck

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quit drinking booze and smoking weed before going to social functions and have my Doctor up my dementia meds


if you were out in your brand new Caddy cruising in the country ( no cell phone coverage ) and hit a dog , hurt it bad , bloody as hell , would you throw it in the car and look for a vet or drive on ?
Straight in the car and search for help like a deranged maniac.

What if you found out one of your neighbors was illegal but they was alright and not doing any harm ?
 

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quit drinking booze and smoking weed before going to social functions and have my Doctor up my dementia meds


if you were out in your brand new Caddy cruising in the country ( no cell phone coverage ) and hit a dog , hurt it bad , bloody as hell , would you throw it in the car and look for a vet or drive on ?
Straight in the car and search for help like a deranged maniac.

What if you found out one of your neighbors was illegal but they was alright and not doing any harm ?
I've got neighbors that I'm pretty sure are illegal they can barely speak English they run a couple of chicken houses for the guy that owns them. It's his business I guess.

What would you do if someone offered you 10 million dollars but you had to let them cut off one of your legs without painkillers.
 

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Don’t think I could ever be that desperate for money.

If you was starving and all you had was a live ostrich but nothing to kill it with but your own bear hands, how would you do it ?
 

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This can be solved mathematically.



If it's above a 3, call 9-1-1
 

Scott

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Anyway, I'll pass this one on, might be funny.
 

Scott

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Don’t think I could ever be that desperate for money.

If you was starving and all you had was a live ostrich but nothing to kill it with but your own bear hands, how would you do it ?
Shit, I was looking for pics and missed the latest post.
I'd grab by the neck and crush its little bird brain head I suppose, hopefully before it disemboweled me with a kick.
 

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What if you met someone really nice and you liked them but they ask you to piss on them ?
 

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I'm not sure if a gallon of Pinot Noir or a case of Heineken would be the best way to say YES

If you had a date with someone out of your league would you take her/him to your local haunts ?
 

Swamp-Duck

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Out of my league? MEEH.

What if you could just press a button and distroy any country on earth ?
 

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I’d use that power to my advantage


What if you found out you were switched with another baby at the hospital when you were born....and the people who raised you aren’t actually your parents?
 

Swamp-Duck

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I would say thank fuck for that.


If you saw someone shoplifting would you grass to security?
 

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I think it would depend on what they were stealing. If it was food or baby stuff or other essentials I'd ask if it was OK if I bought that for them.

What would you do if someone approached you and asked "I'm hurting. Can I have some money?"
 

Swamp-Duck

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Show them what it’s like to really hurt if they don’t piss right off.

What would you do if you woke up toothless, all your teeth was on the pillow and your hair had fallen out too ?
 

TheHaze

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Put everything back in place with some duck tape and super glue- - - - -

What would you do if Knife Wielder moved in next door to you ?
 

Oliver Shagnasty

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Pester his ass all the time asking to borrow stuff and at night I'd spray weed killer on his lawn.

What would you do if you could by the opposite sex for one day?
 

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What would you do if you woke up and had been sleep walking and you was completely naked in the middle of your street, all the neighbors was out and filming you and posting it on line ?
 

Damaged Maven

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Tell them my fb handle and ask them to share.
What would you do with a stinky bag of cat box leavings?
 

Swamp-Duck

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Elope with it.

What would you do if your neighbors smashed a hole through into your house and just went in your fridge like it was nothing ?