What's a "pretend" Mexican?

[Lily]

Stop with the Duh’vgasm text wall posts, I don’t think anyone bothers reading that projectile vomitous

It looks dramatic though.

 

[Flynn]

Stop with the Duh’vgasm text wall posts, I don’t think anyone bothers reading that projectile vomitous

Go suck @Jack 's cawk, Gonad The Cock Barbarian.

 

[Admin.]

Go suck @Jack 's cawk, Gonad The Cock Barbarian.

No yuo

 

[Flynn]

No yuo

So you can complain that someone cut in front of you, again?

 

[Admin.]

So you can complain that someone cut in front of you, again?

Non sequiturs are so unlike you, be best!

 

[Flynn]

Non sequiturs are so unlike you, be best!

You know exactly what I'm talking you ass /dick kisser.

 

[Admin.]

You know exactly what I'm talking you ass /dick kisser.

Sorry I don’t speak meth

 

[The Prowler]

Imagine pretending to be a Mexican just so you can play the victim.

 

[Lily]

Imagine others thinking you're a bad person because you're not ashamed of your heritage nor your ability to smoothly navigate two very distinct cultures.

 

[Lily]

Also, imagine playing a victim because a celebrity gets flack. It's not even something you personally experience.

Now that's some narcissistic bullshit.

 

[Martini]

When did being Mexican suddenly equal being a victim?

Back when I was bartending it was Mexicans making those Red Robin burgers and no white guy was going into that hell pit during the summer.

Shit, they would come up to the bar to wring out their shirts and ask me to make them milkshakes. Who was I to say no?

 

[Lily]

When did being Mexican suddenly equal being a victim?

Back when I was bartending it was Mexicans making those Red Robin burgers and no white guy was going into that hell pit during the summer.

Shit, they would come up to the bar to wring out their shirts and ask me to make them milkshakes. Who was I to say no?

They have no fuckin' clue.

 

[Martini]

They have no fuckin' clue.

I'll die on the hill that Mexicans do the worst jobs out there and not only bust their asses, but take pride in their work.

They made them burgers look like the ones in the menu pictures, you know.

My only issue was the guy's eating those red peppers like potato chips while on break. Like seriously, is your stomach laced with steel?

 

[Lily]

I'll die on the hill that Mexicans do the worst jobs out there and not only bust their asses, but take pride in their work.

They made them burgers look like the ones in the menu pictures, you know.

My only issue was the guy's eating those red peppers like potato chips while on break. Like seriously, is your stomach laced with steel?

Yeah, I eat spicy, but not like that, bro.

 

[Martini]

Yeah, I eat spicy, but not like that, bro.

I sure as shit don't.

Once I watched one of the cooks eat those nasty fuckers out the bag, he saw me looking at him then pointed the bag at me like "help yourself".

I shook my head and was like "not today, humberto, not to tomorrow or the next day"....

 

[Lily]

I sure as shit don't.

Once I watched one of the cooks eat those nasty fuckers out the bag, he saw me looking at him then pointed the bag at me like "help yourself".

I shook my head and was like "not today, humberto, not to tomorrow or the next day"....

I have to be at home to eat super spicy...where I can get some milk if necessary, have tissue to wipe my nose...it's an ordeal.

 

[The Prowler]

I have to be at home to eat super spicy...where I can get some milk if necessary, have tissue to wipe my nose...it's an ordeal.

Taco Bell makes you shit your pants.

You revealed that in the SB already.

 

[Flynn]

Sorry I don’t speak meth

I bet it would be a different story if I waved @Jack 's cock around. I'd first have to steal it out of Betty The Tijuana Mexicant Cow's purse first though.

 

[Lily]

I bet it would be a different story if I waved @Jack 's cock around. I'd first have to steal it out of Betty The Tijuana Mexicant Cow's purse first though.

This MexiCAN has you throwing shots at me every chance you get.

You're owned.