What's a "pretend" Mexican?

[Lily]

Stop with the Duh’vgasm text wall posts, I don’t think anyone bothers reading that projectile vomitous

It looks dramatic though.

 

[Flynn]

Stop with the Duh’vgasm text wall posts, I don’t think anyone bothers reading that projectile vomitous

Go suck @Jack 's cawk, Gonad The Cock Barbarian.

 

[Admin.]

Go suck @Jack 's cawk, Gonad The Cock Barbarian.

No yuo

 

[Flynn]

No yuo

So you can complain that someone cut in front of you, again?

 

[Admin.]

So you can complain that someone cut in front of you, again?

Non sequiturs are so unlike you, be best!

 

[Flynn]

Non sequiturs are so unlike you, be best!

You know exactly what I'm talking you ass /dick kisser.

 

[Admin.]

You know exactly what I'm talking you ass /dick kisser.

Sorry I don’t speak meth

 

[The Prowler]

Imagine pretending to be a Mexican just so you can play the victim.

 

[Lily]

Imagine others thinking you're a bad person because you're not ashamed of your heritage nor your ability to smoothly navigate two very distinct cultures.

 

[Lily]

Also, imagine playing a victim because a celebrity gets flack. It's not even something you personally experience.

Now that's some narcissistic bullshit.

 

[Martini]

When did being Mexican suddenly equal being a victim?

Back when I was bartending it was Mexicans making those Red Robin burgers and no white guy was going into that hell pit during the summer.

Shit, they would come up to the bar to wring out their shirts and ask me to make them milkshakes. Who was I to say no?

 

[Lily]

When did being Mexican suddenly equal being a victim?

Back when I was bartending it was Mexicans making those Red Robin burgers and no white guy was going into that hell pit during the summer.

Shit, they would come up to the bar to wring out their shirts and ask me to make them milkshakes. Who was I to say no?

They have no fuckin' clue.

 

[Martini]

They have no fuckin' clue.

I'll die on the hill that Mexicans do the worst jobs out there and not only bust their asses, but take pride in their work.

They made them burgers look like the ones in the menu pictures, you know.

My only issue was the guy's eating those red peppers like potato chips while on break. Like seriously, is your stomach laced with steel?

 

[Lily]

I'll die on the hill that Mexicans do the worst jobs out there and not only bust their asses, but take pride in their work.

They made them burgers look like the ones in the menu pictures, you know.

My only issue was the guy's eating those red peppers like potato chips while on break. Like seriously, is your stomach laced with steel?

Yeah, I eat spicy, but not like that, bro.

 

[Martini]

Yeah, I eat spicy, but not like that, bro.

I sure as shit don't.

Once I watched one of the cooks eat those nasty fuckers out the bag, he saw me looking at him then pointed the bag at me like "help yourself".

I shook my head and was like "not today, humberto, not to tomorrow or the next day"....

 

[Lily]

I sure as shit don't.

Once I watched one of the cooks eat those nasty fuckers out the bag, he saw me looking at him then pointed the bag at me like "help yourself".

I shook my head and was like "not today, humberto, not to tomorrow or the next day"....

I have to be at home to eat super spicy...where I can get some milk if necessary, have tissue to wipe my nose...it's an ordeal.

 

[The Prowler]

I have to be at home to eat super spicy...where I can get some milk if necessary, have tissue to wipe my nose...it's an ordeal.

Taco Bell makes you shit your pants.

You revealed that in the SB already.

 

[Flynn]

Sorry I don’t speak meth

I bet it would be a different story if I waved @Jack 's cock around. I'd first have to steal it out of Betty The Tijuana Mexicant Cow's purse first though.

 

[Lily]

I bet it would be a different story if I waved @Jack 's cock around. I'd first have to steal it out of Betty The Tijuana Mexicant Cow's purse first though.

This MexiCAN has you throwing shots at me every chance you get.

You're owned.

 

[The Prowler]

Betty The Tijuana Mexicant Cow

shots at me

Hahahahaha!!!!

 

[Flynn]

This MexiCAN has you throwing shots at me every chance you get.

You're owned.

Hi, Pig!

 

[Flynn]

I kinda noticed in this thread that John Deere construction size tractor ass clung onto that clown Martini, when he was massaging out several of her sore udders.

It was pretty bad.

Imagine Large Marge trying to hold onto a 1.5 pound flotation device, except it's Martini's shrunken head bobbing up and down like some apple in a barrel full of water. Now all Moo-Cow has to do is play her favorite game, bobbing for anything biological and she'll float to shore on nothing more that Martini's flat head and the hot air that escapes her giant bilge pumping anus.

 

[Admin.]

I kinda noticed in this thread that John Deere construction size tractor ass clung onto that dimwitted clown Martini, when he was massaging out several of her sore udders.

It was pretty bad.

Imagine Large Marge trying to hold onto a 1.5 pound flotation device, except it's Martini's shrunken head bobbing up and down like some apple in a barrel full of water. Now all Moo-Cow has to do is play her favorite game, bobbing for anything biological and she'll float to shore on nothing more that Martini's flat head and the hot air that escapes her giant bilge pumping anus.

You should focus on you, and quit worrying about everyone else, you meth fueled busybody



Take your medicine Gladys.

 

[Flynn]

You should focus on you, and quit worrying about everyone else, you meth fueled busybody



Take your medicine Gladys.

You should "focus" on sucking moar cawk!

Plus, you're an idiot. Your life-sized cow pen pal posts on a public forum just like your dumb ass. Now you're being a Retardicus and asking for a modicum of privacy for some stupid posts, posted on an otherwise public forum?

Boy, talk to the well manicured hand, before I twist off your grape nuts in one slow revolution of movement.

 

[Admin.]

You should "focus" on sucking moar cawk!

Projecting again Gladys, oh btw Jackie is starving for your love and attention.

 

[Flynn]

Projecting again Gladys, oh btw Jackie is starving for your love and attention.

Which is why you're now post humping me? It was all the cock talk, wasn't it?

 

[Flynn]

...oh btw Jackie is starving for your love and attention.

Go fight your own battles, you cowardly dick muncher.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Go fight your own battles, you cowardly dick muncher.

Do you need a hug?


Frood is volunteering.

 

[Frood]

Do you need a hug?


Frood is volunteering.

I never volunteer for anything. It can't be me.

 

[Adam Hitler]

When did being Mexican suddenly equal being a victim?

Back when I was bartending it was Mexicans making those Red Robin burgers and no white guy was going into that hell pit during the summer.

Shit, they would come up to the bar to wring out their shirts and ask me to make them milkshakes. Who was I to say no?

I really hate cringelord wiggers like you.... I bet whenever you come into contact with browns & blacks at your burger flipping job you put on some stupid ebonics accent and say "Yo wots appening mah Gee" or start flexing gang signs, like some geriatric Ali G and on your break you wear one of those checked shirts with just the top button fastened and a backwards durag, walking around with a "pimp limp" as you take the garbage out around the back.

One word, "mark". Whites pity you and the ethnic minorities you suck upto just think you're a self-hating weirdo. You probably should consider diving head first into the chip fat on your next shift...