What's Everyone Real Life Jobs?

[Sharona]

I'm a phlebotomist 1 at a very busy and understaffed hospital in Chicago. I used to watch television shows like ER and wonder if patients were really like that. I'm here to tell you that yes, they are-in every way. I know that what I do makes most people pretty darn squeamish. I've done about 1,000 blood draws already, but however many more I might do I will never forget one man who was Hepatitis B positive. While I was putting on my gloves, he asked me to double bag them (put on two pairs) for my protection. I didn't oblige. I have to imagine that every one of my patients has AIDS or Hepatitis and follow precautions. While I was in the middle of drawing his blood he explained that he contracted the virus because back in his "younger days" he liked to do "dirty things in dirty places on women." TMI! I must have turned three shades of red!

So what do you doing for a living?

 

[Gyroscope]

My main source of income is selling my blood and cum.
I also collect cans.

 

[realgrimm]

I sell crack to high schoolers and finger bang myself on cam for money..

also am one hell of a wurmgrunter in the cooler months

 

[CorsetKat]

Dominatrix.

 

[Gutterballs]

Just pimpin ho's online and real life like Sharona. They keep my ass rich and my dick happy all is well and I'd even die for them but IF NOT ho's get locked up in the basement, beaten the fuck up, humiliated in every sexual way imaginable, and made to suffer that would legendary on any planet, dimension..

 

[Mona]

I am an enabler. I encourage shopaholics to buy pretty sparkly things.

 

[Frood]

I dole out chances to win The Woofactor.

 

[The Woo]

I work in a factory where latex gloves are produced.

#woo!

 

[Gyroscope]

A fifi factory?

 

[Longinus]

I was in the Air Force for 4 years, then worked in a prison for 26 years and retired. Now I sit around the house in my boxer shorts eating chili from a can with my fingers.

 

[Krieg]

Molest Llama's. Professionally.

When I'm not down by the river..in a van..offering free wi-fi..

 

[TheHaze]

I worked in construction most of my life and now retired and was a part time race car driver and now work the flea market - - - - -
PS-Was in the Army(USA)for 2 years active and 4 years reserve and would like to go back in for no pay but to old- - - - - -

 

[Dageaux]

I am a man of multiple talents. Currently, I run a service for house pets in heat, we provide sexual gratification for your pets by giving them a "mate" for a week to cool their natural urges. In my spare time I teach knitting and tatting to Parkinson's patients, and provide health advice to pottery for a small fee.

 

[offwidthe]

I hunt fucking yetis. they are easier to catch when they are mating. I also keep trains from rusting and well was put here for your personal salvation.

 

[Miss-P]

I work in a dementia ward. It's a bit like babysitting in that they write their name on the walls in their own shit and need to be spoon fed.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I sell dick pills

 

[CorsetKat]

I heard sluts.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I live off the proceeds of old bank robbery’s...

 

[Rum]

I'm unemployed and mooch off my girlfriends disability benefits, her parents, my parents and occasionally her brother.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I am an independent contractor, I work on tasks for a crowdsourcing company.

 

[Lioness]

Payroll Garnishment Manager. I rape people of their money.

 

[THROB]

Unemployment ran out:::
I WAS getting 20 hours a week at the Coldstone Creamery and now that's been cut in half.
give blood or plasma every week or more. Depends what they need I guess.
copper acquisition, manhole covers, road signs, rail tracks, you just need to know the right local scrap dealer. its just money hanging off the side of the building.
Go to any store, steal 3-5 high end vitamins, thick cut angus ribeyes, Zantacs, cosmetics and razors if you can pop it open and return them at different stores. Best to hit different surrounding cities over two -three days and leave.
Step mom sends me the Electric bill cash
LaborReady gets me warehouse work, but its always third shift and got caught sleeping.
Other odd jobs

 

[offwidthe]

I am Throb's Parole Officer.

 

[ahtaC yddaM]

Nice try, Mr. Private Investigator.

 

[offwidthe]

I prefer Privates Inspector

 

[Scooter]

I'm a meat cutter but mostly, I just stock shelves.

 

[Lioness]

I'm a meat cutter but mostly, I just stock shelves.

Has the meats!!!

 

[Poperwog]

Industrial electrical troubleshooter. I'm the guy they call to come pull the e-stop out

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Asphalt

 

[skinofevil]

Dominatrix.

You know what's funny? I actually believe that.