What's Everyone Real Life Jobs?

[GG Allin]

I suck cock.

 

[MasterBlaster]

And eat shit. Don't forget the shit part, GG.

 

[skinofevil]

At the moment I'm managing several companies, so I pop in and out of here as time permits. I have a rather large house down here in an exclusive suburb.

 

[THROB]

Copper scavenger

 

[Vile_Vixen]

I’m the Inappropriate Behavior Coordinator for my church

 

[TheHaze]

So what Job/Work do you do ? I am a retired contractor and now a professional Bum- - - - - -

 

[Big Sexy]

Unemployed

If this virus goes on a few more weeks the office I work at will close forever

 

[TheHaze]

Unemployed

If this virus goes on a few more weeks the office I work at will close forever

Do you have a good looking girl friend ?

 

[Dageaux]

was a computer support person. got laid off because the multimillion (billion?) dollar corp my company has a contract with "needed to cut expenses in these trying times" and started with the contractors (read: low hanging fruit). Not surprised, but certainly disappointed.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Home caretaker. Stressful, necessary, rewarding.

 

[Big Sexy]

-I run packages for amazon using my own car but make my own hours.
- I deliver pizzas for Papa Johns 20 hours a week.
- just put in an application to work security in a local pharmacy enforcing masks.

 

[Frood]

-I run packages for amazon using my own car but make my own hours.
- I deliver pizzas for Papa Johns 20 hours a week.
- just put in an application to work security in a local pharmacy enforcing masks.

I left my position on Dec 24th, 2019. I had been there for 6 years and the money only kept me there. I wanted a couple of months to myself, then COVID fake shit happened and continues to happen. So, I stay home, cook, clean, help our youngest with school work, do the online shopping, and try not to drink whisky like water...

 

[rigor79]

every day home ..

 

[Succubus]

I build barns.

 

[rigor79]

I build barns.

 

[Succubus]

I build barns.

:LMAO2:

 

[Seamajor]

-I run packages for amazon using my own car but make my own hours.
- I deliver pizzas for Papa Johns 20 hours a week.
- just put in an application to work security in a local pharmacy enforcing masks.

I left my position on Dec 24th, 2019. I had been there for 6 years and the money only kept me there. I wanted a couple of months to myself, then COVID fake shit happened and continues to happen. So, I stay home, cook, clean, help our youngest with school work, do the online shopping, and try not to drink whisky like water...

sure thing DD

 

[rigor79]

Home caretaker. Stressful, necessary, rewarding.

congrats .. cool, wanted to do so too, elder or kids, cool to work with .. was, now i am done working cos ptsd ..

 

[Matt Smith]

I work at a Bar when it's open but we have been closed for a while because of Covid.
I full time drive uber, lyft, doordash, and postmates but I dropped driving passengers after I got and recovered for covid. I am now strictly doing UberEats as it has the best pay structure and tip rate out of any of the delivery apps. And I can work whenever the fuck I feel like which provides the opportunity to sleep till noon every day.

 

[Frood]

-I run packages for amazon using my own car but make my own hours.
- I deliver pizzas for Papa Johns 20 hours a week.
- just put in an application to work security in a local pharmacy enforcing masks.

I left my position on Dec 24th, 2019. I had been there for 6 years and the money only kept me there. I wanted a couple of months to myself, then COVID fake shit happened and continues to happen. So, I stay home, cook, clean, help our youngest with school work, do the online shopping, and try not to drink whisky like water...

sure thing DD

Eat a dick, you greasy geriatric fiddler and third world reprobate...

 

[Seamajor]

Say what you lady boy Who lives in cigarette butt land

 

[Big Sexy]

As for my job? It's so fucking unbelievable! I'll try to sum it up by telling you about the latest gang I'm working with.

First, there's this Victorias Secret model wanna-be, straight out of your little Erotica porn area here, she's fun to look at, but completely useless to us. This bitch is constantly complaining about her Facebook friends or fixing her hair again. She's extremely self-centered and as dumb as a box of rocks, but almost all caucasian women I meet are. I'm still so surprised daily that she has enough brain juice to continue breathing, but yeah, she does smell fucking great!!

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I have a school (which's been closed for 5 months now) and I grow coffee

 

[The Wise and Powerful]

I have a school (which's been closed for 5 months now) and I grow coffee

I thought you ran drugs for the cartel.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I thought you ran drugs for the cartel.

That's classified

 

[X]

I have a school (which's been closed for 5 months now) and I grow coffee

YoO fo'got Flip Flop repair man .

 

[The Wise and Powerful]

I thought you ran drugs for the cartel.

That's classified

Oh, right. Sorry. My bad.

 

[Big Sexy]

I wear different sweaters during the week, but I prefer simple white.

Anyways, back to work. The other female I'm working with these days is the complete opposite. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet here she is with us. She might be one of the smartest chicks alive, but as for looks?? On a scale of 1 to 10. She's a 0. Were not even to sure she showers, she wears the same thing everyday and we now know that she's a big fan of armpit hair.

The latest rumor around town is she likes girl on girl action. That would make more sense on why she perks up like a greedy circus seal when we drive by Home Depot.

 

[Big Sexy]

The real gem of our gang has got to be the pot head. Always talking. He was born in the wrong decade and smokes up all day long. Probably hasnt been sober once in the last 10-12 years easy and he just turned 24! We get along, but he started bringing that bigheaded drool dog to work. I gotta look at this huge ass Great Dane trot around half-baked from the shitheads second-hand smoke. I think it likes it though, and sometimes I swear he's trying to talk to me with that constant yowling.

Both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single day. The two of them alone stress me the fuck out, so I'm just posting this here to blow off some steam.

Anyway, I drive these rejects around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

 

[KiNG$LEY♛]

At the moment I'm managing several companies, so I pop in and out of here as time permits. I have a rather large house down here in an exclusive suburb of NYC.