What's Everyone Real Life Jobs?

[Blurt]

Rancidmilko coffee bean school.

Espressos, kittens, unsupervised children.

Jitters before tests.

Yes, I follow that.

 

[Blurt]

Cisco Gene job: follow that.

 

[Sharona]

Industrial electrical troubleshooter. I'm the guy they call to come pull the e-stop out

That sounds dangerous.

 

[Dove]

My job is not ever telling people on the internet if I work or not.

Too many vindictive psychos.

 

[Admin.]

I'm currently 2nd in line to replace the Bass Player in a Ramones cover band.



Never give up on your dream.

 

[Dove]

I'm currently 2nd in line to replace the Bass Player in a Ramones cover band.



Never give up on your dream.

My dad was a back ground clapper for John Cougar Mellancamp.



You would have totally wanted to blow him.

 

[Admin.]

I'm currently 2nd in line to replace the Bass Player in a Ramones cover band.



Never give up on your dream.

My dad was a back ground clapper for John Cougar Mellancamp.



You would have totally wanted to blow him.

Pics?

 

[Dove]

I'm currently 2nd in line to replace the Bass Player in a Ramones cover band.



Never give up on your dream.

My dad was a back ground clapper for John Cougar Mellancamp.



You would have totally wanted to blow him.

Pics?

Lol if I find them later I'll show you.

Hahaha no one ever believes me right away when I say that and they think I'm telling some sort of fucked up joke lol. Nope! It's legit! Lol!

 

[Seamajor]

Work? Not in many many moons

 

[Breakfall]

 

[Weeg]

i live with momma and pick up cans along the road for 12 pack money.

 

[Seamajor]

Do you put pebbles in them, before you smash em? Doubles the sac weight.

 

[Blurt]

Community mental health worker. Also, homelessness and addictions outreach worker.

Don't know if I'd call that "real life," though.

Feels more like plunging toilets in Xanadu.

 

[LotusBud]

I'm an influencer. I have a channel where I explain how to win on troll boards in 38 easy lessons. I charge $500 per course.

 

[Blazor]

My real life job? Fucking Admin's mom. Its a low pay job, but someone has to do it.

 

[Weeg]

Do you put pebbles in them, before you smash em? Doubles the sac weight.

OF COURSE!

 

[Dageaux]

My real life job? Fucking Admin's mom. Its a low pay job, but someone has to do it.

Doing the jobs no one in America wants to do...

 

[Big Sexy]

Fast food manager.

 

[Moonpie]

I'm a phlebotomist 1 at a very busy and understaffed hospital in Chicago. I used to watch television shows like ER and wonder if patients were really like that. I'm here to tell you that yes, they are-in every way. I know that what I do makes most people pretty darn squeamish. I've done about 1,000 blood draws already, but however many more I might do I will never forget one man who was Hepatitis B positive. While I was putting on my gloves, he asked me to double bag them (put on two pairs) for my protection. I didn't oblige. I have to imagine that every one of my patients has AIDS or Hepatitis and follow precautions. While I was in the middle of drawing his blood he explained that he contracted the virus because back in his "younger days" he liked to do "dirty things in dirty places on women." TMI! I must have turned three shades of red!

So what do you doing for a living?

I was a phlebotomist for years. I have done many hiv + patients. It’s a freaky feeling for sure.

now I just work from home. I go in the hospital if I need to. I read boring surgery reports and ER notes and correct what needs to be.

 

[Lily]

I tutor kids in primary school.

 

[Murdy]

I slap people around for money.

 

[Frood]

I designed LEAN processes but now I'm a stay at home dad who games the bills...

 

[Murdy]

Juggling the needs and emotions of rich and powerful men leaves me feeling like I missed my calling as a madam *pouts*

 

[LotusBud]

Payroll Garnishment Manager. I rape people of their money.

You're going to rot in hell.

 

[LotusBud]

I tutor kids in primary school.

You finally left the other job?

 

[THROB]

Carls Jr.

they made me come in while I was sick with covid again just to clean the grease traps,,, threatening to fire me, I ended up in the Urgent Care that night. They ended up firing me (again) later that week because my attitude that day wasn't good.
Well I may have infected 50+ people, but yea.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Rancidmilko coffee bean school.

Espressos, kittens, unsupervised children.

Jitters before tests.

Yes, I follow that.

Now it's only the coffee

Covid killed my school, just kept a few who were smart enough and paid well enough to continue online

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Carls Jr.

they made me come in while I was sick with covid again just to clean the grease traps,,, threatening to fire me, I ended up in the Urgent Care that night. They ended up firing me (again) later that week because my attitude that day wasn't good.
Well I may have infected 50+ people, but yea.

Can you type anything without lying??

 

[Sindy666]

I collect unemployment.

 

[Sharona]

Trevor and I are working for Door Dash 3 days a week.