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Road bicycle riders should be run over then backed up on repeatedly...


LOL

You could only dream of catching me, I'd leave you fuming pounding the steering wheel cursing my very existence for the entire day

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sometimes I feel sorry for you 'drivers' ... sitting there lol

The speed limits here are 100+kph...

My bull bar > your Lycra wearing pansy arse


yeah because I'm a simpleton and will go in a straight line HUR DURRrrrrrrrrrrr derpyy dOO and you can drive where a bike goes right ??
like I said, you would be SITTING there FURIOUS while I laugh at your sedentary ass, ha ha ha ha don't hate just is what it is, a far superior athlete VS. a car jockey
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Ok, Male Karen...


don't get mad your gonna sit there and wish you had the stamina I have ...
quit fucking smoking for one thing it's for LOSERS that need a crutch in life ... well that and GUNZZzz HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
 

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Road bicycle riders should be run over then backed up on repeatedly...


LOL

You could only dream of catching me, I'd leave you fuming pounding the steering wheel cursing my very existence for the entire day

CompleteSardonicCreature-max-1mb.gif


sometimes I feel sorry for you 'drivers' ... sitting there lol

The speed limits here are 100+kph...

My bull bar > your Lycra wearing pansy arse


yeah because I'm a simpleton and will go in a straight line HUR DURRrrrrrrrrrrr derpyy dOO and you can drive where a bike goes right ??
like I said, you would be SITTING there FURIOUS while I laugh at your sedentary ass, ha ha ha ha don't hate just is what it is, a far superior athlete VS. a car jockey
7adc9dc44d3d7be03f95f8446ccc95e9.jpg


Ok, Male Karen...


don't get mad your gonna sit there and wish you had the stamina I have ...
quit fucking smoking for one thing it's for LOSERS that need a crutch in life ... well that and GUNZZzz HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

I hope for they day when societal norms break down and cops don't respond or take a number of hours to...


Because you spandex wearing road lice are fucked in my path... While I'm fine with people who pedal single file along the shoulder of a single lane roadway, when you parasites gang up in groups of 5-25 while causing a massive traffic hazard, I see my vehicle as a big white bowling ball, and you....Pins (pinheads).

And in that scenario, I will slay all of you and get away....
 

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I have 160 litres of diesel onboard, douche nozzle...

That's over a 1000 kilometres of running over glorified pantihose wearing fuckwits like yourself...
 

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Why you so mad you couldn't catch me tho'
make a thread, I'll post the various ways I'd dust you ..
 

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Why you so mad you couldn't catch me tho'
make a thread, I'll post the various ways I'd dust you ..

Don't bother... your brains would be stuck on me bull bar and if you escaped down a ravine, I'd nail you with a couple of broad heads.
 

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Why you so mad you couldn't catch me tho'
make a thread, I'll post the various ways I'd dust you ..

Don't bother... your brains would be stuck on me bull bar and if you escaped down a ravine, I'd nail you with a couple of broad heads.


you would ruin your mascara during the ruckus only to have me simply pick up my bike and GO THE OTHER WAY

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa ....

forget it bub lol you ain't catching shit in your gas guzzling POS

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hahahahahahahahahaaaaa
Now create a thread or BEAT IT !!!
 

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Pack of Zig Zags
at 3 in the morn, all the way at Petro Canada ... half way there I thought wtf why didn't I take the bike
 

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Pack of Zig Zags
at 3 in the morn, all the way at Petro Canada ... half way there I thought wtf why didn't I take the bike

I dont like JOBs anymore. I hated zig zags, but JOBs suck. They got that self extinguishing shit now. Ya gotta hot box a joint if you wanna smoke it lol.
 

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My daughters bought this for me as part of a Mothers day gift

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I love it! It's supposed to arrive tomorrow.
 
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