Who Is The Most Friendly Poster?

[The Real Alticus]

Maybe @Admin. can suck you up one?

I already asked him to. He's asking for too much money.

 

[Flynn]

No man. I am not. And what is a Brazilian sized anus??? I bet you measured anuses of men from all over the world. I bet you sticked your juice nose into male anuses.

Fuck you man. You are a homo

Look at you already all excited because I mentioned an anus the size of Brazil.

Look how quick you slid in here. Hell, you're still gargling on RancidMilko's cock.

 

[Flynn]

What should I, as a millionaire should do with 100 bucks , you tremendous son of a whore?

Pay a ghostwriter to post for you? That's one suggestion.

Maybe go to your local dollar store to see if you can purchase a Temu quality NUTSACK?

 

[Flynn]

LoL. Alfred has no BAWSE? Maybe you can lend him your UBER eATs bike to deliver some food, you swine

Now you're interested in the "BAWSE" Alfred doesn't have?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Shouldn't you be out looking for gainful employment?

No need. Your taxes help maintain my living.

 

[Flynn]

No need. Your taxes help maintain my living.

Spoken like a true American leech.

 

[Garraty_47]

Try not reading anything weird into it old chap. I left it blank because I have no idea what to call it.

I'm open to suggestions.

Let's start with the 'A's:

abominable

atrocious

awful

...

You can scroll through the rest of the alphabet as this (thankfully) has nothin' to do with me anyway.

 

[Fredricka]

I’m surprised crookie managed to get any votes. He must’ve done an admin

 

[Flynn]

Let's start with the 'A's:

abominable

atrocious

awful

...

You can scroll through the rest of the alphabet as this (thankfully) has nothin' to do with me anyway.

Asshole.

 

[LotusBud]

Yeah, too bad a fucking functional brain wasn't also included.

It's true. You're the nicest poster on BFF! Look at that!!!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

How did Miss Lotus get three voates?! She's not nice to anyone who doesn't hate Trump.

 

[Garraty_47]

How did Miss Lotus get three voates?! She's not nice to anyone who doesn't hate Trump.

I believe the answers are right there in the question itself.

Three clues, at any rate.

 

[Garraty_47]

I changed my Bong vote to Iggy.

There no fucking way I'm nicer than her; that much I'm sure of.
It shouldn't even be a tie.

 

[Frood]

And much more smarter.

How smart is a donkey dick? Is it measured orally? Somebody should ask Admin his expert opinion on this....

 

[Frood]

You're obviously feeling humilitated because unlike other women here, you get almost no compliments

To be honest.... Flynn (as featured in the alleged photographs) is pretty alright. A solid 6 to 6.5 in real life adjusted for age and bitchyness. That's if it's her and not her granddaughter.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Let's start with the 'A's:

abominable

atrocious

awful

...

You can scroll through the rest of the alphabet as this (thankfully) has nothin' to do with me anyway.

When will you stop being a whoreson you cat killer???

 

[realgrimm]

I voted for @THROB

 

[Cookie Monster]

I’m surprised crookie managed to get any votes. He must’ve done an admin

2 female voters? MMmmm yea right.......stupid.

 

[Fredricka]

I can’t even neg crookie right now, I’ll store them up, then KAPOW!

 

[Flynn]

It's true. You're the nicest poster on BFF! Look at that!!!

I can pull up some posts of yours where you're berating posters who support MAGA.

Nice try.

 

[Flynn]

To be honest.... Flynn (as featured in the alleged photographs) is pretty alright. A solid 6 to 6.5 in real life adjusted for age and bitchyness. That's if it's her and not her granddaughter.

 

[Flynn]

I voted for Reggie_Essent because...well, he's here.

 

[The Real Alticus]

I'll make you a very attractive offer. I'll start sending you dirty talk Vocaroos. Steamy, naughty and hot ones. Wadda ya say?

 

[Seamajor]

That made about as much sense as you giving Rancid a reach around after he finger banged your anus with a softball bat, you ungrateful fuck.

Keep up your fine work hon

 

[Frood]

Keep up your fine work hon

You wouldn't be interested. It's over 4 foot tall and was born with a vagina....

 

[Seamajor]

You wouldn't be interested. It's over 4 foot tall and was born with a vagina....

Like you and yours?

 

[Frood]

Engrish?

 

[Seamajor]

Engrish?

No yuo

 

[Frood]

No yuo

Is that your best Engrish, SpongeBob Candyvanpants?

 

[Seamajor]

Do you wash your gash in the same ditch you shit in? Very classy DD