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Flynn sucks logg because she can't find a whale's penis big enough for her mouth.
And you can't run in place for more than 10 seconds without causing a seismic event.
You sure you're not talking about that loud ass mouth of yours?? The decibels alone could shatter windows in buildings hundreds of miles away.....SHUT THE FUCK UP.
That makes about as much sense as you and the word "diet" used in the same sentence.
You mean the same ad you and the word "laid" in the same sentence???
No. I mean you and the word, "thin."
Oh so now, we are referring to you??? Okay. What did I tell you already??? The Olsen twins called and they want their eating disorder back.....
And Kirstie Alley called and wants her 12 chins back.
We all know you have a sex disorder. It's called "can't get any".
And we know you have an eating disorder.
It's called,
"Succubus eats every damn thing in sight, even if you do accidentally swallow an 8 year-old, he should have been quicker."
You need to swallow a few loads if you ask me. You know what they say, protein is good for building muscle.
If only, your mother had just swallowed instead of letting that Camel give her a creampie.
Yeah? The best part of YOU ran down your mother's leg!!!!
The best part of you ended up in the anus of an elephant.
Funny. That's how I would describe you. An elephants anus...and if I were ANYWHERE inside you, you'd STFU.
Cool story.
What's next? Saying your blood pressure is lower than 210/200?
No. That's about the number of dicks you need in your mouth to get you to STFU.
Still not enough, skank.
There aren't enough "dicks" to "shut me up."
Try again land whale.
Oh my bad. You need a whale. Okay. I didn't know it was that serious.
Oh my bad, and you need to eat 67 turkeys for a Thanksgiving snack.
I think you're jealous because you can't leave your computer long enough to eat.
Gee. Because I can't use a tablet, phone, etc.
If only your brain was the same size as your dwarf moon body.
If only your mouth was the size of a proton in an atom......what a wonderful forum this would be.....
Same can be said about your body and appetite. There would be no more food shortages.
Poor Flynn. So worried about a food shortage. You should be worried about the lack of sex in your life. It can really take a toll on you. Step away from the monitor. Go masturbate. Fuck. Take Chad's advice for Lotus and go finger yourself or something, damn.
I'll do that just as soon as you pull your face out of the troft long enough to take a breath.
Just as soon as you log off and walk away from your computer.
Make me.
That's what I fucking thought.
You can't do shit except waddle in place as you worry about having enough Ding Dongs for the night.