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On second thought....What kind of person threatens somebody on a fight board cuz "muh feels"?Or what? You gonna threaten to have me banned too? Am I harassing you Dovey?You just pulled a Dovid with idle threats, ya know.Flynn, you just admitted your obsessed with this shit with the whole tablet, phone line.Flynn sucks logg because she can't find a whale's penis big enough for her mouth.
And you can't run in place for more than 10 seconds without causing a seismic event.
You sure you're not talking about that loud ass mouth of yours?? The decibels alone could shatter windows in buildings hundreds of miles away.....SHUT THE FUCK UP.
That makes about as much sense as you and the word "diet" used in the same sentence.
You mean the same ad you and the word "laid" in the same sentence???
No. I mean you and the word, "thin."
Oh so now, we are referring to you??? Okay. What did I tell you already??? The Olsen twins called and they want their eating disorder back.....
And Kirstie Alley called and wants her 12 chins back.
We all know you have a sex disorder. It's called "can't get any".
And we know you have an eating disorder.
It's called,
"Succubus eats every damn thing in sight, even if you do accidentally swallow an 8 year-old, he should have been quicker."
You need to swallow a few loads if you ask me. You know what they say, protein is good for building muscle.
If only, your mother had just swallowed instead of letting that Camel give her a creampie.
Yeah? The best part of YOU ran down your mother's leg!!!!
The best part of you ended up in the anus of an elephant.
Funny. That's how I would describe you. An elephants anus...and if I were ANYWHERE inside you, you'd STFU.
Cool story.
What's next? Saying your blood pressure is lower than 210/200?
No. That's about the number of dicks you need in your mouth to get you to STFU.
Still not enough, skank.
There aren't enough "dicks" to "shut me up."
Try again land whale.
Oh my bad. You need a whale. Okay. I didn't know it was that serious.
Oh my bad, and you need to eat 67 turkeys for a Thanksgiving snack.
I think you're jealous because you can't leave your computer long enough to eat.
Gee. Because I can't use a tablet, phone, etc.
If only your brain was the same size as your dwarf moon body.
Snap the fuck out of it and be Flynn already
I said those are other avenues. Learn to read.
Srsly, snap the fuck out of it, your cracking up
Might I remind you that you fucked Dovey AND gave her money.
You can sit down and shut the fuck up.
Lightweight
No. I'll just make fun of you having a relationship on a forum and then getting owned by it.
What kind of idiots pawn their childrens toys for Dovey???
You are everything you claim Dovid is now, moron. Gratstastic
I'll listen to you AFTER you pay out those you owe.
Have everyone banned
Fuck, if she keeps running that dick sucker they'll voluntarily log out PERMANENTLY.On second thought....What kind of person threatens somebody on a fight board cuz "muh feels"?Or what? You gonna threaten to have me banned too? Am I harassing you Dovey?You just pulled a Dovid with idle threats, ya know.Flynn, you just admitted your obsessed with this shit with the whole tablet, phone line.Flynn sucks logg because she can't find a whale's penis big enough for her mouth.
And you can't run in place for more than 10 seconds without causing a seismic event.
You sure you're not talking about that loud ass mouth of yours?? The decibels alone could shatter windows in buildings hundreds of miles away.....SHUT THE FUCK UP.
That makes about as much sense as you and the word "diet" used in the same sentence.
You mean the same ad you and the word "laid" in the same sentence???
No. I mean you and the word, "thin."
Oh so now, we are referring to you??? Okay. What did I tell you already??? The Olsen twins called and they want their eating disorder back.....
And Kirstie Alley called and wants her 12 chins back.
We all know you have a sex disorder. It's called "can't get any".
And we know you have an eating disorder.
It's called,
"Succubus eats every damn thing in sight, even if you do accidentally swallow an 8 year-old, he should have been quicker."
You need to swallow a few loads if you ask me. You know what they say, protein is good for building muscle.
If only, your mother had just swallowed instead of letting that Camel give her a creampie.
Yeah? The best part of YOU ran down your mother's leg!!!!
The best part of you ended up in the anus of an elephant.
Funny. That's how I would describe you. An elephants anus...and if I were ANYWHERE inside you, you'd STFU.
Cool story.
What's next? Saying your blood pressure is lower than 210/200?
No. That's about the number of dicks you need in your mouth to get you to STFU.
Still not enough, skank.
There aren't enough "dicks" to "shut me up."
Try again land whale.
Oh my bad. You need a whale. Okay. I didn't know it was that serious.
Oh my bad, and you need to eat 67 turkeys for a Thanksgiving snack.
I think you're jealous because you can't leave your computer long enough to eat.
Gee. Because I can't use a tablet, phone, etc.
If only your brain was the same size as your dwarf moon body.
Snap the fuck out of it and be Flynn already
I said those are other avenues. Learn to read.
Srsly, snap the fuck out of it, your cracking up
Might I remind you that you fucked Dovey AND gave her money.
You can sit down and shut the fuck up.
Lightweight
No. I'll just make fun of you having a relationship on a forum and then getting owned by it.
What kind of idiots pawn their childrens toys for Dovey???
You are everything you claim Dovid is now, moron. Gratstastic
I'll listen to you AFTER you pay out those you owe.
Have everyone banned
Fuck, if she keeps running that dick sucker they'll voluntarily log out PERMANENTLY.
Cry me a river you talking gravy boat.
Is that what you do when you realize you will never get any dick? Damn. It must be flooded where you're at, huh?
I'm sure it's the same when you found out you'll never weigh under a metric ton.
Your mouth weighs a metric ton.