Will They Join The 408 Mile Club ...

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[Lily]

It's too yuck to contemplate.

 

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I emailed NASA today to see if they have any info regarding the 400 mile club, and they advised me that in a no gravity situation human blood doesn't circulate as normal in males so even if NASA allowed this to go ahead to set a record the deed would only last a few seconds and the record would not be granted ...

NASA also said they are going to notify the astronaut to take that shit eating grin off his face ...

 

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Breaking News ...all scientific experiments aboard the space station are now on hold ...

The female astronaut [ name withheld ] has come down with a headache and a mood swing, so she is taking a space walk to clear her head ...

If she can back in the hatch, the experiments will continue ...

 

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Houston, We Have Lost Contact With The Astronauts On The Space Station ...