HAPPY VALANTINE,S DAY

TheHaze

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Just another day for you to spend your hard(well those who have a job)earn $$$$ on junk and worse thing is over price flowers that just die and make a mess !
 
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My V day smells less like roses and more like bondage... but you should see the tricks I’ll do for a dozen long stem American Beauty roses errrr merrr gerrrd sometimes I shock myself.
 
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nazzibastard

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My V day smells less like roses and more like bondage... but you should see the tricks I’ll do for a dozen long stem American Beauty roses errrr merrr gerrrd sometimes I shock myself.
i am in you say the nicest things lol

Huh?
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nazzibastard

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My V day smells less like roses and more like bondage... but you should see the tricks I’ll do for a dozen long stem American Beauty roses errrr merrr gerrrd sometimes I shock myself.
i am in you say the nicest things lol

Huh?



What's wrong ? forget your retard translation manual :LMAO:
ha ha you cock blocker you mad stinky i am chating to a female and you stuck with your gay boys club pfft sook
 

Blazor

Put your glasses on!
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One thing I like to tell my friends, when they ask what to get their SO, is "get her a dildo, and a vacuum cleaner, if she dont like the vacuum she can go fuck herself" lolol.
 

Blazor

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One thing I like to tell my friends, when they ask what to get their SO, is "get her a dildo, and a vacuum cleaner, if she dont like the vacuum she can go fuck herself" lolol.

LoL

My favorite vibrator/dildo is named “don’t text him anymore”

Depending on the font, that sounds like a long dildo lol.
 

Blazor

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Gonna make her a strawberry cheesecake tonight. Make her a custom card tomorrow. Prolly cook something nice tomorrow. Oh, and she hinted at some gummy bears from the country store, so prolly those too lol.
 
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One thing I like to tell my friends, when they ask what to get their SO, is "get her a dildo, and a vacuum cleaner, if she dont like the vacuum she can go fuck herself" lolol.

LoL

My favorite vibrator/dildo is named “don’t text him anymore”

Depending on the font, that sounds like a long dildo lol.

I’m not big/long, but it can crack concrete lol
 

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Sounds like she could use one O those :rightON: *chuckled till I shat my drawers*
 
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Gonna make her a strawberry cheesecake tonight. Make her a custom card tomorrow. Prolly cook something nice tomorrow. Oh, and she hinted at some gummy bears from the country store, so prolly those too lol.

Omg I love this <3 <3 <3

Cooking as a couple is soooo sexy.

I will make a rare filet with a blue cheese cream reduction and steamed broccoli for moi tomorrow night while I take a bottle of a fine cab to the head.

I hope you have a lovely evening with the lucky girl. Cheers!
 

Blazor

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Gonna make her a strawberry cheesecake tonight. Make her a custom card tomorrow. Prolly cook something nice tomorrow. Oh, and she hinted at some gummy bears from the country store, so prolly those too lol.

Omg I love this <3 <3 <3

Cooking as a couple is soooo sexy.

I will make a rare filet with a blue cheese cream reduction and steamed broccoli for moi tomorrow night while I take a bottle of a fine cab to the head.

I hope you have a lovely evening with the lucky girl. Cheers!

Thanks Murd, enjoy your steak, sounds good.
 

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Is either parent a waterfowl ? the duck lips is what I'm getting at (:

And def a hottie :EvilOne2: unfortunately I've an E gurl already but I'll keep you posted :rightON:

lol
 

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Btw, that's me in mine (: hopefully you have a sponge to sop up the vaginal fluids bahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa