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pfft
i am in you say the nicest things lolMy V day smells less like roses and more like bondage... but you should see the tricks I’ll do for a dozen long stem American Beauty roses errrr merrr gerrrd sometimes I shock myself.
i am in you say the nicest things lolMy V day smells less like roses and more like bondage... but you should see the tricks I’ll do for a dozen long stem American Beauty roses errrr merrr gerrrd sometimes I shock myself.
i am in you say the nicest things lolMy V day smells less like roses and more like bondage... but you should see the tricks I’ll do for a dozen long stem American Beauty roses errrr merrr gerrrd sometimes I shock myself.
Huh?
:Thinking:
Except I’m the Dom, sweet cheeks... wanna play get turnt tf out?
i am in you say the nicest things lolMy V day smells less like roses and more like bondage... but you should see the tricks I’ll do for a dozen long stem American Beauty roses errrr merrr gerrrd sometimes I shock myself.
Huh?
ha ha you cock blocker you mad stinky i am chating to a female and you stuck with your gay boys club pfft sooki am in you say the nicest things lolMy V day smells less like roses and more like bondage... but you should see the tricks I’ll do for a dozen long stem American Beauty roses errrr merrr gerrrd sometimes I shock myself.
Huh?
What's wrong ? forget your retard translation manual :LMAO:
One thing I like to tell my friends, when they ask what to get their SO, is "get her a dildo, and a vacuum cleaner, if she dont like the vacuum she can go fuck herself" lolol.
One thing I like to tell my friends, when they ask what to get their SO, is "get her a dildo, and a vacuum cleaner, if she dont like the vacuum she can go fuck herself" lolol.
LoL
My favorite vibrator/dildo is named “don’t text him anymore”
One thing I like to tell my friends, when they ask what to get their SO, is "get her a dildo, and a vacuum cleaner, if she dont like the vacuum she can go fuck herself" lolol.
LoL
My favorite vibrator/dildo is named “don’t text him anymore”
Depending on the font, that sounds like a long dildo lol.
Gonna make her a strawberry cheesecake tonight. Make her a custom card tomorrow. Prolly cook something nice tomorrow. Oh, and she hinted at some gummy bears from the country store, so prolly those too lol.
Gonna make her a strawberry cheesecake tonight. Make her a custom card tomorrow. Prolly cook something nice tomorrow. Oh, and she hinted at some gummy bears from the country store, so prolly those too lol.
Omg I love this <3 <3 <3
Cooking as a couple is soooo sexy.
I will make a rare filet with a blue cheese cream reduction and steamed broccoli for moi tomorrow night while I take a bottle of a fine cab to the head.
I hope you have a lovely evening with the lucky girl. Cheers!
Can't run away in Duct tape :rightON:
I'm Stinky, are you hot ?
mmmm looks a little like iggy lolCan't run away in Duct tape :rightON:
I'm Stinky, are you hot ?
You can be the judge... that’s me in my avatar