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See a hobby is something you do on your free time in moderation.

That conflicts with your 24-hour/7 days a week dick gobbling marathon.
I will say you’re either very brave or you have a death wish letting Piggly sit on your face.
 

jack

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Stop lying.

Your "native tongue" is in whatever male asshole is the closest. So that would mean your tongue should be up jack's rectum. Hold on! I did say male, right? Then jack's disqualified on the grounds that he's a proven fairy. That means the next closest male asshole to you is that jerkoff The Question.
This is amazing.

Amazingly stupid. I could give you a shovel or a tampon.
 
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This is amazing.

Amazingly stupid. I could give you a shovel or a tampon.

I'm sure you're totally familiar with both a shovel and a tampon, as they've both been up your ass at one time or another.
 

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I'm sure you're totally familiar with both a shovel and a tampon, as they've both been up your ass at one time or another.
You could say similar about married men without trying to bury a tmpon in their ass. That's weird that you imagined that at all really.