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LOL I'd forgotten all about this thread, seems they've had a lover's tiff in the past. This time seems much more serious though, Jack is extremely protective of the various celebrities and sports stars which he periodically has teenage crushes on...
 

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LOL I'd forgotten all about this thread, seems they've had a lover's tiff in the past. This time seems much more serious though, Jack is extremely protective of the various celebrities and sports stars which he periodically has teenage crushes on...
Fucking right. GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN BITCHES
 

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They had a massive bust up in the sb, lily told jack to fuck off and jack did his usual "no you fuck off", then lily lost her shit and started throwing plates and cups and dildos and butt plugs at him
Jack tried to run off with the puppy but lily yanked him back by his ear and bent down and nutted him, (that's headbutted for you foreigners) I had to give him 1st aid while he was bleeding and groaning on the floor, Alticus managed to drag lily off somehow and give her a joint and some chocolate to calm her down. Last I heard was jack was trying to get a restraining order from bf
When I used to work at an adult boutique I received a phone call. I answered and said: "Good Afternoon" and I tried to say "may I help you" and he cut me off and said: "Yeah, yeah, yeah what do have in stock for butt plugs."
 

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We need that like we need a second asshole in the middle of our foreheads but that's only my opinion so y'all strap on your Negging skirts and have at it, mmkay?

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You have a second asshole in the middle of your forehead?

That explains a LOT.
 

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We need that like we need a second asshole in the middle of our foreheads but that's only my opinion so y'all strap on your Negging skirts and have at it, mmkay?

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BTW Have you noticed X's reaction score? He's over 1000 in the hole. That's why I don't think he cares if he gets negged. lol
 

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BTW Have you noticed X's reaction score? He's over 1000 in the hole. That's why I don't think he cares if he gets negged. lol
he was the only one besides atomic punk i noticed that about.

when we were neg sparring I got him down to -1200+ at one point in a tit for tat kind of way.
 

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