First time I heard it, I thought it was an unearthed Roy Orbison song that I had somehow missed.
Lily's Wicked Game at AdamShitler's Expense
- Thread starter MrNiceGuy
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Do you promise to join me there?
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Better watch out , what he calls sexy times may just cost your life, you'll do your best to fight for life but he will smuther you in the end , a sweaty heap of soul crushing deviance, your nails ripping off as you struggle for air.. his snores drowning out your cries as your lungs fight, receiving less and less oxygen as his weight bares down on your diaphragm
That's a fetish though for many chicks...to be dominated till the end.
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Very nice. The late Robert Palmer, I mean there are worse things, right?
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Yeah he is husky for sure. Not fat at all but not thin. He is a bear of a man.
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I was gonna say.....im kinda hoping so lol
You always struck me as a short arsed chick that loved to be mounted upright against a wall with extreme pressure.
Must be a Michigan thing.
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He could kill me with one hand in under 30 seconds and i find that so hot.
I do!
I do!
Michigan just does fucking better....
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IM certainly doing better!
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When i first met him aaaallll the way back in 1994, he was this tall guy in a long navy blue winter coat with a rip in the pocket. Curling dishwater blonde hair that was longish, and he wore Jeffery Dahmer glasses.
He was my friends boyfriends friend and this was some blind date hook up that was crazy awkward. I thought he was a huge weirdo. He barely spoke to me the whole time. I wasnt into being set up to begin with. And he wasnt either.
When they dropped us off he looked up at me when i got out of the car and he has the most beautiful blue eyes ive ever seen. It was like getting punched in the gut. My heart stopped and everything. I didnt even know i liked blue eyes until i saw his. I got his number from my friend and called him and we talked all night. The whole night flew. By the end of that conversation i had my first full blown crush. Since then we have had hundreds more of those all night talks. He is so fun, witty, hilarious, articulate, creative. My favorite person in the world to talk to. I have never known anyone like him.
Everyone who knows him loves him. He is just specail. He walks into the room and i just soften. Its like he just clears and lightens the energy.
When im with him the time goes by so fast it scares me. Ive been living with him for two and a half years and it feels like i just got here. Days fly by. I just want to slow it all down.
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Yes we have a thread in hardcore about it , it's miniature fetish, I discovered it in an old Bizarre fetish edition magazine
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- Taking a dump in Alticus' yamake
Holy shit, looking good Dove!
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You KNOW thats not me lol.
Ive only been in three magazines and now that im 44 and its 2025 ill tell you i was in Penthouse and i was in a Detroit night life magazine called Edge. Then i modeled with some bondage rack in a fetish magazine. I still have those photos.
I did NOT have a whole spread in Penthouse so it wasnt like that. It was like 3 photos. You guys will likely never find me mwahahahahaha.
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Don't give these guys any valid clues...they will try to look you up.
Alticus is going through his vast collection right this minute
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We might not hear from him for days in that case.
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I know I know hahaha, it just looks like you.... wow, so you have a load of nawty pics of yourself?
My inbox is open!
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You shouldn't lean too heavily on that.
I'd be surprised if I am the only one 'round here that has received some kind of investigative training (or simply know how to properly format effective web search queries) and while I would never violate your privacy I can't speak for those other bipedal apes.
Safest to presume those pics are only a few clicks away and act accordingly.
Urm, at least next time. *cough*
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Garraty, you know damn well you've looked up all the pertinent info on the web.
We know you have a file dedicated to Dove labeled..."Gooooood Cooooffffeeeeeee!!!"
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Nuh uh.
If I want to see a nekkid woman online it's infinitely easier to choose from the uncountable pics just served up for the taking than it would be to start digging around for a few images of a specific person that may or may not actually exist, especially using the very scant information I'd have to start with.
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See how you already know the steps to take...you're learning well Grasshoppa!
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Investigative techniques (including internet-related investigations) were part of my training back in the day. I was our department's ITO (Information and Technology Officer) including liaison for both our VCIN/NCIC terminal and our report generating software.
So yeah, as I said, I *could* have a go but I won't. That doesn't mean someone else with similar and/or equivalent training/experience would have any qualms about running with the info that's out there.
I took an oath to only ever use my powers for good and I meant it.
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See, I knew you you would finally admit it.
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Ah, I see.
You're playing silly buggers.
I'm happy to witness it; I really am.
I was starting to think you'd forgotten how to have fun.
WhEeEeE!
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I just know you, Garraty.
You have a quizzical mind. You need to solve any puzzles presented to you.
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Well, not *every* puzzle. I know better than to ask the questions to which I don't really want to know the answer and then there's consideration of the law of diminishing returns.
If anything my guiding star is logic, not curiosity.
