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[Jack]

BF is talking about his recent escapades

 

[Lily]

The woman he was involved with during his time in Vegas.

 

[Jack]

She was an "escort" that used him pretty badly.

 

[Jack]

but she was some kind of gorgeous

 

[No One]

Flynn?

 

[Fredricka]

Hes seriously considering my idea i reckon

 

[Bastard Factory]

I used her just as much... but yes, truly a maniacal parasite professional... crazy, fun hot hooker gf roommate jammed too much freon in the thing the day before because she was hot, she popped into an auto zone and stole freon... but apparently put in too much or wrong whole lol

 

[Jack]

Love the electric cobalt lighting inside

 

[Bastard Factory]

I was actually driving up there to pick her up... we got stuck in some UTAH town and rented a car to get back to Vegas 12 hours later.... She talked me into the coupe tho...

 

[Bastard Factory]

I can change those colors..

 

[Jack]

nice

 

[Bastard Factory]

Badass ride.... smooth asf

 

[Bastard Factory]

375 hp

 

[Jack]

Very nice ride.

 

[Lily]

That is a pretty pretty car.

 

[X]

@Jack did you pretend the cans were your high heels you FAGGOT ?

 

[X]

Kids like us put the cans jammed in the back wheel of our bikes so it’d rub and sound like a motorcycle ha ha ha @Jack prances around pretending he’s got heels on BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

 

[X]

 

[Lily]

 

[Lily]

Show time! Go X, go you Bigfoot s.o.b.

 

[X]

hahahaha

 

[X]

Honestly looks like a grampa car

 

[X]

I miss muscle shirt days already, this cold shit sucks ass-balls

 

[X]

Now I pray my plants don’t get white powder mildew

 

[Lily]

Did it just rain?

 

[Blandscape]

I always surmised that Bastard drove a tricycle with lollipop sticks scraping spokes, pink streamers fluttering in the wind from his handle bars…or a Toyota Corolla.

 

[The Cuntess]

Oh fuck not this boring pos

 

[Blandscape]

Say something interesting Flea

 

[Bastard Factory]

Honestly looks like a grampa car

If you had a vagina... you'd get it.. or into it

 

[Lily]

She's aspiring to a position in the US Federal workforce as an ICE Agent. That could be an interesting discussion, Blandy.