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...and while I am on the subject of home runs, there is obviously a conspiracy to hand this poser Rayleigh the record. He just hit hr 59 off a pitcher with a 6+ ERA who served up 3 dingers in the first 5 batters he faced bottom 1st.
Who the fuck throws meatball pitches to a batter aiming at the most coveted record in all of sports?
WHO?!!

Ya bust sliders in on his hands, you pitch him low outside. He shouldn't see a single thing he can drive till next year and he should be walking to first a plenty.
THIS is BULLSHIT !
 
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...and while I am on the subject of home runs, there is obviously a conspiracy to hand this poser Rayleigh the record. He just hit hr 59 off a pitcher with a 6+ ERA who served up 3 dingers in the first 5 batters he faced bottom 1st.
Who the fuck throws meatball pitches to a batter aiming at the most coveted record in all of sports?
WHO?!!

Ya bust sliders in on his hands, you pitch him low outside. He shouldn't see a single thing he can drive till next year and he should be walking to first a plenty.
THIS is BULLSHIT !
Thank you, Yogi Berra.
 

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...and while I am on the subject of home runs, there is obviously a conspiracy to hand this poser Rayleigh the record. He just hit hr 59 off a pitcher with a 6+ ERA who served up 3 dingers in the first 5 batters he faced bottom 1st.
Who the fuck throws meatball pitches to a batter aiming at the most coveted record in all of sports?
WHO?!!

Ya bust sliders in on his hands, you pitch him low outside. He shouldn't see a single thing he can drive till next year and he should be walking to first a plenty.
THIS is BULLSHIT !
Don’t be h8ting on muh Mariners
 
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Thank you, Yogi Berra.
...and this Tanner Gordon is still in there 5-0 bot 3rd. Just tried to serve up another to Rayleigh.

How is this homo a major league pitcher?:


SeasonTeamTypeGGSWLSVBSHLDCGSHOIPHRERHRBBKERAWHIPBAA
Career PitchingPitching
2024COLReg88060000034.1533433106268.651.72.356
2025COLReg1414670000072.08853481317596.001.46.294
TotalCOLReg222261300000106.114187812323856.861.54.356
 

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...and this Tanner Gordon is still in there 5-0 bot 3rd. Just tried to serve up another to Rayleigh.

How is this homo a major league pitcher:


SeasonTeamTypeGGSWLSVBSHLDCGSHOIPHRERHRBBKERAWHIPBAA
Career PitchingPitching
2024COLReg88060000034.1533433106268.651.72.356
2025COLReg1414670000072.08853481317596.001.46.294
TotalCOLReg222261300000106.114187812323856.861.54.356
Geeezzz, those stats are very awful.
 

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I'm going on the theory that Gordon is on the team because the Rockies' farm system is a total disaster and they can't get anyone better.
 
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The conspiracy is that the commissioner has ordered no PED testing on certain players so as to create inflated stats. Book it.
Fortunately, according to AI, the Mariners have no games remaining this season so Rayleigh has no chance of tying the record. They have clinched a playoff spot so won't be playing the remainder of their schedule.

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AI Overview

Today is September 26, 2025, and the Seattle Mariners have 0 regular season games remaining in the 2025 season as they have already clinched a playoff berth and the AL West title. They will now be preparing for the postseason, with the exact schedule to be released later.

Key Points
  • Regular Season Over: The Mariners have completed their 2025 regular season.

  • Playoff Clinched: They clinched a playoff spot and the AL West Division title on September 24th and 25th, respectively.

  • Postseason Focus: With their regular season concluded, their focus now shifts to the upcoming postseason.
 

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Fortunately, according to AI, the Mariners have no games remaining this season so Rayleigh has no chance of tying the record. They have clinched a playoff spot so won't be playing the remainder of their schedule.

(This is why AI should be running everything for us dumb humans)

AI Overview

Today is September 26, 2025, and the Seattle Mariners have 0 regular season games remaining in the 2025 season as they have already clinched a playoff berth and the AL West title. They will now be preparing for the postseason, with the exact schedule to be released later.

Key Points
  • Regular Season Over: The Mariners have completed their 2025 regular season.

  • Playoff Clinched: They clinched a playoff spot and the AL West Division title on September 24th and 25th, respectively.

  • Postseason Focus: With their regular season concluded, their focus now shifts to the upcoming postseason.
In other news, I just clinched poster of the year so I may stop posting since I have nothing to gain.
 

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Fortunately, according to AI, the Mariners have no games remaining this season so Rayleigh has no chance of tying the record. They have clinched a playoff spot so won't be playing the remainder of their schedule.

(This is why AI should be running everything for us dumb humans)

AI Overview

Today is September 26, 2025, and the Seattle Mariners have 0 regular season games remaining in the 2025 season as they have already clinched a playoff berth and the AL West title. They will now be preparing for the postseason, with the exact schedule to be released later.

Key Points
  • Regular Season Over: The Mariners have completed their 2025 regular season.

  • Playoff Clinched: They clinched a playoff spot and the AL West Division title on September 24th and 25th, respectively.

  • Postseason Focus: With their regular season concluded, their focus now shifts to the upcoming postseason.

That sucks. I have tickets for tomorrow's game.

I called the box office and they will not offer me a refund.

This is bullshit!!!!
 

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Fortunately, according to AI, the Mariners have no games remaining this season so Rayleigh has no chance of tying the record. They have clinched a playoff spot so won't be playing the remainder of their schedule.

(This is why AI should be running everything for us dumb humans)

AI Overview

Today is September 26, 2025, and the Seattle Mariners have 0 regular season games remaining in the 2025 season as they have already clinched a playoff berth and the AL West title. They will now be preparing for the postseason, with the exact schedule to be released later.

Key Points
  • Regular Season Over: The Mariners have completed their 2025 regular season.

  • Playoff Clinched: They clinched a playoff spot and the AL West Division title on September 24th and 25th, respectively.

  • Postseason Focus: With their regular season concluded, their focus now shifts to the upcoming postseason.
Uh, bud, the Mariners are still playing the Dodgers this weekend.

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Uh, bud, the Mariners are still playing the Dodgers this weekend.

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Yes, I know that, Larry. AI doesn't.
. This morning I looked at the standings and Seattle was listed as 89-69. I was pretty sure they only had 3 games remaining against the Dodgers and their record was 90-69. I asked the google how many games they had remaining and that was the reply by AI. That is why I joked that we need AI running things for us. Like no, actually we really don't.
 
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Well, the Yankees made a valiant run at the division title, but Tampa Bay let tham down and Toronto will win on the basis of season series.

...but Raleigh will not have season HR record and it will remain safely in NY Yankees hands as it has rightly been for the past 100 years. That is a record so sacred no one should fool with it even in joking. This should not happen again.