I'm Sorry But I Just Don't Understand Anal Sex

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I've had a colonoscopy before and even with the drugs they give beforehand, it's an unpleasant experience. I don't understand how anyone can find any pleasure whatsoever from from being porked by a 10 inch dildo, and don't get me started about anal beads. Cal it a fetish, call it whatever you want, but I sure as hell don't get it.
 
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I've had a colonoscopy before and even with the drugs they give beforehand, it's an unpleasant experience. I don't understand how anyone can find any pleasure whatsoever from from being porked by a 10 inch dildo, and don't get me started about anal beads. Cal it a fetish, call it whatever you want, but I sure as hell don't get it.
Ask Turdsie. She tickles X's prostate with her fist every day.
 

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I mightve known admin and jack would zone in on this thread, I bet they've both been in alts pm's whispering to him sweet anal nothings and trying to explain to him why they think it's so great
 
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Why does Alticus think he has to apologise for not understanding anal sex? Is it because he thinks admin and jack will be mad that he doesn't agree with their way of life?
 

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Buttsex is for faggots and nasty individuals

I tried it once and I'll never forget the sight of my dick with a piece of bean stuck on it

Why would you fuck an anus when there's a pussy right next to it?
That's not really fair to X, since he identifies as a sphincter.
 
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Buttsex is for faggots and nasty individuals

I tried it once and I'll never forget the sight of my dick with a piece of bean stuck on it

Why would you fuck an anus when there's a pussy right next to it?
Hi MR Yeah, that colonoscopy I had was bad enough man. I can't imagine inserting anything larger than that up there with all of the shit on the dildo and Yuck!!!! We're supposed to be the most intelligent species on earth and here we are drinking piss, eating shit and God knows what else behind closed doors ffs.
 
Hi MR Yeah, that colonoscopy I had was bad enough man. I can't imagine inserting anything larger than that up there with all of the shit on the dildo and Yuck!!!! We're supposed to be the most intelligent species on earth and here we are drinking piss, eating shit and God knows what else behind closed doors ffs.

I remembered one case in which I think it's justifiable

Back in the 90's, a couple of friends (male and female, of course) used to come to my house when I was alone there and they "used" the guest room

The girl's mother was a terrible person and believe it or not, she used to take her to ob-gyn to make sure she was still a virgin. Yeah, really crazy shit

So the guy told me that one day and how he'd stick only in her ass because of her controlling psychotic mom
 
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I remembered one case in which I think it's justifiable

Back in the 90's, a couple of friends (male and female, of course) used to come to my house when I was alone there and they "used" the guest room

The girl's mother was a terrible person and believe it or not, she used to take her to ob-gyn to make sure she was still a virgin. Yeah, really crazy shit

So the guy told me that one day and how he'd stick only in her ass because of her controlling psychotic mom
Yikes!
 

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You're not making any sense.

Maybe a lower dose of Tramadol? I don't have anything to do with this thread.

You're a legend in your own mind I'm thinking.
Pssst, Admin wants to suck your cock, is it kid size?
 
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Yeah, sometimes I wonder myself how I ended up being a conservative
I see very few happy people these days. They work their asses off just to get by. They have children to care for all of that. I don't know how they do it. Also within the last couple of years tent communities have become a real issue in my city. One of those poor souls had a part time job along with his girlfriend and they still couldn't afford an apartment that's considered decent and clean. There are a plethora of other apartments cheaper if you don't mind bed bugs and pimps around. The average price for a 2 bedroom apartment in my city is $1500 monthly and the tenants still have to pay their own electricity.
 

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You're not making any sense.

Maybe a lower dose of Tramadol? I don't have anything to do with this thread.

You're a legend in your own mind I'm thinking.
You haven't posted In this thread then? You weren't the very first responder? And you didn't mention x? It must be that phantom jack again making posts for you
 

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I see very few happy people these days. They work their asses off just to get by. They have children to care for all of that. I don't know how they do it. Also within the last couple of years tent communities have become a real issue in my city. One of those poor souls had a part time job along with his girlfriend and they still couldn't afford an apartment that's considered decent and clean. There are a plethora of other apartments cheaper if you don't mind bed bugs and pimps around. The average price for a 2 bedroom apartment in my city is $1500 monthly and the tenants still have to pay their own electricity.
$2100 here, sometimes that’s only one bedroom .. a single room is $1200
 
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What I think is funny is that in the OP, Alty was imagining being the one getting fucked up the ass....not the one doing the fucking.

He is such a gimp.
It doesn't matter who the hell is taking it up the ass. It's fucking painful and disgusting either way. It's definitely not sexy. How would would you like it if I stuffed a can of Coke up your crusty ass? lol
 

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It's so disappointing to find that the only person to have posted in a thread since I left last night is Seamajor :(