Vagina trivia...fact or fiction?

[Breakfall]

Post and comment on all related trivia and urban myths pertaining to the Veejayjay... :Perfecto:

I’ll start: Lipstick...

The origin of lipstick was said to accentuate her lips, making them look engorged with blood, to resemble her sexually aroused vulva. T/F?

 

[Breakfall]

PS: I put this in Meltdown, so we could have some no-holes-barred commentary!

 

[Breakfall]

Female handshake kiss...

Some say the delicate female handshake and kiss, was more than just a formal greeting gesture. It was also a means of alluring the opposite sex with delicate perfumed fragrance which she would apply liberally to her wrists. Others say it was also a means for a man to catch a sly whiff of her fingers that touched her vagina after she powdered her nose. Or more purposefully her rubbing her minge to openly and purposefully flaunt her sexuality publicly during the hand/kiss gesture...

 

[Big Sexy]

Women are so manipulative and cunning. Not sure I trust any of them again even if they have great hygiene.

lipstick is weird.

Good start, keep going!

 

[Breakfall]

Women are so manipulative and cunning. Not sure I trust any of them again even if they have great hygiene.

lipstick is weird.

Good start, keep going!

Compared to men, many women have great hygiene, but there’s always the exception to that rule.

I went out with this hippy chick once, that let all her body hair grow out. Hairy fucking everything... she even had a few chin hairs longer than my own!

When it came down to her pubes, I told her that she needs to clean up her box if she expects me to go down for the growl. She told me that she doesn’t wear underwear, and that her pubes help congeal body fluids any initial blood when she’s about to menstruate!

Confused 5

 

[Breakfall]

The poetic sexy phrase, “ Wine, dine and 69”, has scientific roots.
One normally would assume that it meant going out to dinner, having a few glasses of vino and then taking it back home with your partner and lovingly assuming the “position”...yeah?

Not really...it was coined by horny Applied Science students (like myself) that realised that the pH value of a healthy vagina was similar to that of regular wine...which is around 4.5.

Hence the phrase:
“Wine me, dine me...69 mehhhhhhhhh!”

T/F?

 

[Breakfall]

Bar the soap...

Following that, the acidic realm of 4.5 being the optimum, and anything above that only seduces the veejayjay into a yeasty sea of bacterium and infection. By washing her pink bits with soap, she can actually upset the balance and raise the pH of her veejayjay into the alkaline realm, which is not good on the nose and promotes ye ol’ crotch-itch.

Use a moisturising pH-balanced product such as Dove to keep that score down, and increase his down-time!
T/F?
:Excited1:

 

[Satan]

Post and comment on all related trivia and urban myths pertaining to the Veejayjay... :Perfecto:

I’ll start: Lipstick...

The origin of lipstick was said to accentuate her lips, making them look engorged with blood, to resemble her sexually aroused vulva. T/F?

False

 

[Satan]

The poetic sexy phrase, “ Wine, dine and 69”, has scientific roots.
One normally would assume that it meant going out to dinner, having a few glasses of vino and then taking it back home with your partner and lovingly assuming the “position”...yeah?

Not really...it was coined by horny Applied Science students (like myself) that realised that the pH value of a healthy vagina was similar to that of regular wine...which is around 4.5.

Hence the phrase:
“Wine me, dine me...69 mehhhhhhhhh!”

T/F?

False

 

[Satan]

Bar the soap...

Following that, the acidic realm of 4.5 being the optimum, and anything above that only seduces the veejayjay into a yeasty sea of bacterium and infection. By washing her pink bits with soap, she can actually upset the balance and raise the pH of her veejayjay into the alkaline realm, which is not good on the nose and promotes ye ol’ crotch-itch.

Use a moisturising pH-balanced product such as Dove to keep that score down, and increase his down-time!
T/F?
:Excited1:

False

 

[Breakfall]

Bar the soap...

Following that, the acidic realm of 4.5 being the optimum, and anything above that only seduces the veejayjay into a yeasty sea of bacterium and infection. By washing her pink bits with soap, she can actually upset the balance and raise the pH of her veejayjay into the alkaline realm, which is not good on the nose and promotes ye ol’ crotch-itch.

Use a moisturising pH-balanced product such as Dove to keep that score down, and increase his down-time!
T/F?
:Excited1:

False

True to an extent, but I’m open to discussion my child, for I am God.
Bless your cotton socks...

 

[Satan]

Bar the soap...

Following that, the acidic realm of 4.5 being the optimum, and anything above that only seduces the veejayjay into a yeasty sea of bacterium and infection. By washing her pink bits with soap, she can actually upset the balance and raise the pH of her veejayjay into the alkaline realm, which is not good on the nose and promotes ye ol’ crotch-itch.

Use a moisturising pH-balanced product such as Dove to keep that score down, and increase his down-time!
T/F?
:Excited1:

False

True to an extent, but I’m open to discussion my child, for I am God.
Bless your cotton socks...

Are you a religius freak?

 

[Q]

Bar the soap...

Following that, the acidic realm of 4.5 being the optimum, and anything above that only seduces the veejayjay into a yeasty sea of bacterium and infection. By washing her pink bits with soap, she can actually upset the balance and raise the pH of her veejayjay into the alkaline realm, which is not good on the nose and promotes ye ol’ crotch-itch.

Use a moisturising pH-balanced product such as Dove to keep that score down, and increase his down-time!
T/F?
:Excited1:

False

True to an extent, but I’m open to discussion my child, for I am God.
Bless your cotton socks...

Are you a religius freak?

Freak he is, religious... no don't think so.

 

[Breakfall]

Bar the soap...

Following that, the acidic realm of 4.5 being the optimum, and anything above that only seduces the veejayjay into a yeasty sea of bacterium and infection. By washing her pink bits with soap, she can actually upset the balance and raise the pH of her veejayjay into the alkaline realm, which is not good on the nose and promotes ye ol’ crotch-itch.

Use a moisturising pH-balanced product such as Dove to keep that score down, and increase his down-time!
T/F?
:Excited1:

False

True to an extent, but I’m open to discussion my child, for I am God.
Bless your cotton socks...

Are you a religius freak?

I am a God, but I am not religious as such. Religion was invented by mankind to control the masses and to promote subservience, particularly with regard to women. I made her before man. Man is merely an extension of my original blueprint masterpiece, that is and will always be...woman.

Blessed be thee,
Awomen

 

[Satan]

Bar the soap...

Following that, the acidic realm of 4.5 being the optimum, and anything above that only seduces the veejayjay into a yeasty sea of bacterium and infection. By washing her pink bits with soap, she can actually upset the balance and raise the pH of her veejayjay into the alkaline realm, which is not good on the nose and promotes ye ol’ crotch-itch.

Use a moisturising pH-balanced product such as Dove to keep that score down, and increase his down-time!
T/F?
:Excited1:

False

True to an extent, but I’m open to discussion my child, for I am God.
Bless your cotton socks...

Are you a religius freak?

I am a God, but I am not religious as such. Religion was invented by mankind to control the masses and to promote subservience, particularly with regard to women. I made her before man. Man is merely an extension of my original blueprint masterpiece, that is and will always be...woman.

Blessed be thee,
Awomen

Go away freak

 

[Master Pu]

Bar the soap...

Following that, the acidic realm of 4.5 being the optimum, and anything above that only seduces the veejayjay into a yeasty sea of bacterium and infection. By washing her pink bits with soap, she can actually upset the balance and raise the pH of her veejayjay into the alkaline realm, which is not good on the nose and promotes ye ol’ crotch-itch.

Use a moisturising pH-balanced product such as Dove to keep that score down, and increase his down-time!
T/F?
:Excited1:

False

True to an extent, but I’m open to discussion my child, for I am God.
Bless your cotton socks...

Are you a religius freak?

I am a God, but I am not religious as such. Religion was invented by mankind to control the masses and to promote subservience, particularly with regard to women. I made her before man. Man is merely an extension of my original blueprint masterpiece, that is and will always be...woman.

Blessed be thee,
Awomen

Go away freak

@SHAMPAIN
Your noob is getting out of line-

 

[Succubus]

Women are so manipulative and cunning. Not sure I trust any of them again even if they have great hygiene.

lipstick is weird.

Good start, keep going!

Compared to men, many women have great hygiene, but there’s always the exception to that rule.

I went out with this hippy chick once, that let all her body hair grow out. Hairy fucking everything... she even had a few chin hairs longer than my own!

When it came down to her pubes, I told her that she needs to clean up her box if she expects me to go down for the growl. She told me that she doesn’t wear underwear, and that her pubes help congeal body fluids any initial blood when she’s about to menstruate!

Confused 5

There are no words......

 

[Succubus]

Bar the soap...

Following that, the acidic realm of 4.5 being the optimum, and anything above that only seduces the veejayjay into a yeasty sea of bacterium and infection. By washing her pink bits with soap, she can actually upset the balance and raise the pH of her veejayjay into the alkaline realm, which is not good on the nose and promotes ye ol’ crotch-itch.

Use a moisturising pH-balanced product such as Dove to keep that score down, and increase his down-time!
T/F?
:Excited1:

I believe this may be true. I have also heard that using too much soap will mess a woman's pH balance up.....this coming from a Gynecologist. Also douching more than twice a week will do the same.

 

[Q]

Bar the soap...

Following that, the acidic realm of 4.5 being the optimum, and anything above that only seduces the veejayjay into a yeasty sea of bacterium and infection. By washing her pink bits with soap, she can actually upset the balance and raise the pH of her veejayjay into the alkaline realm, which is not good on the nose and promotes ye ol’ crotch-itch.

Use a moisturising pH-balanced product such as Dove to keep that score down, and increase his down-time!
T/F?
:Excited1:

I believe this may be true. I have also heard that using too much soap will mess a woman's pH balance up.....this coming from a Gynecologist. Also douching more than twice a week will do the same.

Bullshit! You should use bleech

 

[Succubus]

Bar the soap...

Following that, the acidic realm of 4.5 being the optimum, and anything above that only seduces the veejayjay into a yeasty sea of bacterium and infection. By washing her pink bits with soap, she can actually upset the balance and raise the pH of her veejayjay into the alkaline realm, which is not good on the nose and promotes ye ol’ crotch-itch.

Use a moisturising pH-balanced product such as Dove to keep that score down, and increase his down-time!
T/F?
:Excited1:

I believe this may be true. I have also heard that using too much soap will mess a woman's pH balance up.....this coming from a Gynecologist. Also douching more than twice a week will do the same.

Bullshit! You should use bleech

Roflmao! I know more about hygiene than you know about dick.....and we all know you're a professional when it comes to that. ;)

 

[Succubus]

Bar the soap...

Following that, the acidic realm of 4.5 being the optimum, and anything above that only seduces the veejayjay into a yeasty sea of bacterium and infection. By washing her pink bits with soap, she can actually upset the balance and raise the pH of her veejayjay into the alkaline realm, which is not good on the nose and promotes ye ol’ crotch-itch.

Use a moisturising pH-balanced product such as Dove to keep that score down, and increase his down-time!
T/F?
:Excited1:

I believe this may be true. I have also heard that using too much soap will mess a woman's pH balance up.....this coming from a Gynecologist. Also douching more than twice a week will do the same.

Bullshit! You should use bleech

Oh.....and it's "bleach"

 

[Q]

Bar the soap...

Following that, the acidic realm of 4.5 being the optimum, and anything above that only seduces the veejayjay into a yeasty sea of bacterium and infection. By washing her pink bits with soap, she can actually upset the balance and raise the pH of her veejayjay into the alkaline realm, which is not good on the nose and promotes ye ol’ crotch-itch.

Use a moisturising pH-balanced product such as Dove to keep that score down, and increase his down-time!
T/F?
:Excited1:

I believe this may be true. I have also heard that using too much soap will mess a woman's pH balance up.....this coming from a Gynecologist. Also douching more than twice a week will do the same.

Bullshit! You should use bleech

Roflmao! I know more about hygiene than you know about dick.....and we all know you're a professional when it comes to that. ;)

Bullshit! You should use bleach

 

[Succubus]

Bar the soap...

Following that, the acidic realm of 4.5 being the optimum, and anything above that only seduces the veejayjay into a yeasty sea of bacterium and infection. By washing her pink bits with soap, she can actually upset the balance and raise the pH of her veejayjay into the alkaline realm, which is not good on the nose and promotes ye ol’ crotch-itch.

Use a moisturising pH-balanced product such as Dove to keep that score down, and increase his down-time!
T/F?
:Excited1:

I believe this may be true. I have also heard that using too much soap will mess a woman's pH balance up.....this coming from a Gynecologist. Also douching more than twice a week will do the same.

Bullshit! You should use bleech

Roflmao! I know more about hygiene than you know about dick.....and we all know you're a professional when it comes to that. ;)

Bullshit! You should use bleach

Offering advice that you're not taking, you man whore? You're the one that needs the bleach. Actually, I don't think that even bleach could kill the shit you have.

 

[Q]

Bar the soap...

Following that, the acidic realm of 4.5 being the optimum, and anything above that only seduces the veejayjay into a yeasty sea of bacterium and infection. By washing her pink bits with soap, she can actually upset the balance and raise the pH of her veejayjay into the alkaline realm, which is not good on the nose and promotes ye ol’ crotch-itch.

Use a moisturising pH-balanced product such as Dove to keep that score down, and increase his down-time!
T/F?
:Excited1:

I believe this may be true. I have also heard that using too much soap will mess a woman's pH balance up.....this coming from a Gynecologist. Also douching more than twice a week will do the same.

Bullshit! You should use bleech

Roflmao! I know more about hygiene than you know about dick.....and we all know you're a professional when it comes to that. ;)

Bullshit! You should use bleach

Offering advice that you're not taking, you man whore? You're the one that needs the bleach. Actually, I don't think that even bleach could kill the shit you have.

Bullshit! You should use bleach

 

[Succubus]

Bar the soap...

Following that, the acidic realm of 4.5 being the optimum, and anything above that only seduces the veejayjay into a yeasty sea of bacterium and infection. By washing her pink bits with soap, she can actually upset the balance and raise the pH of her veejayjay into the alkaline realm, which is not good on the nose and promotes ye ol’ crotch-itch.

Use a moisturising pH-balanced product such as Dove to keep that score down, and increase his down-time!
T/F?
:Excited1:

I believe this may be true. I have also heard that using too much soap will mess a woman's pH balance up.....this coming from a Gynecologist. Also douching more than twice a week will do the same.

Bullshit! You should use bleech

Roflmao! I know more about hygiene than you know about dick.....and we all know you're a professional when it comes to that. ;)

Bullshit! You should use bleach

Offering advice that you're not taking, you man whore? You're the one that needs the bleach. Actually, I don't think that even bleach could kill the shit you have.

Bullshit! You should use bleach

Gargle with it. Drink it. Douche with it. Shoot it up. It still won't save you from your infectious diseases.

 

[UncleDiLF]

GHood thread Breakfall.

I must admit. The power of the pussy. Wars were made because of a pussy. Take out the slit out of a woman. Would any man simp and listen to the garbage some are yapping? HEll no.

But pussy is sweet and even Top ALPHAS like me fall for it. FuI these Mgtow or red pill freaks. I am licking and kissing pussy until I die.

 

[Succubus]

Vagina FACT: The FACT that Maxi-poo was expelled from one still gets me.....and the fact that he is one on most days baffles me because supposedly he has a cock between his legs. He must have an inverted penis.

 

[UncleDiLF]

I love watching hot lesbian clips where they are “scisoring” each other. This always looks hot. I wonder if women really get off that move. Can anyone answer please? Do you like that?

 

[Succubus]

I love watching hot lesbian clips where they are “scisoring” each other. This always looks hot. I wonder if women really get off that move. Can anyone answer please? Do you like that?

Any kind of clitoral stimulation can get a woman off, I'd assume....unless she has some type of medical problem and her shit don't work. I've never been with another woman so I couldn't answer your second question..... I like cock too much... ;)

 

[Q]

Bar the soap...

Following that, the acidic realm of 4.5 being the optimum, and anything above that only seduces the veejayjay into a yeasty sea of bacterium and infection. By washing her pink bits with soap, she can actually upset the balance and raise the pH of her veejayjay into the alkaline realm, which is not good on the nose and promotes ye ol’ crotch-itch.

Use a moisturising pH-balanced product such as Dove to keep that score down, and increase his down-time!
T/F?
:Excited1:

I believe this may be true. I have also heard that using too much soap will mess a woman's pH balance up.....this coming from a Gynecologist. Also douching more than twice a week will do the same.

Bullshit! You should use bleech

Roflmao! I know more about hygiene than you know about dick.....and we all know you're a professional when it comes to that. ;)

Bullshit! You should use bleach

Offering advice that you're not taking, you man whore? You're the one that needs the bleach. Actually, I don't think that even bleach could kill the shit you have.

Bullshit! You should use bleach

Gargle with it. Drink it. Douche with it. Shoot it up. It still won't save you from your infectious diseases.

Bullshit! YOU should use bleach