Should People Post At The Blue Cashew???

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. If you were to go to the Blue Trasheeeww and stay there, never to return here, BF would not follow you there.
You would be safe. That is your best plan.

If you were to add BF's brain to yours, you'd still be stupid as a pile of steaming dog shit.

Maybe you should shut up? That would be YOUR best plan.
 
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Uh huh, at anytime did I ever ask for the advice from something that looks and sounds like a cross-dressing gremlin?
I'm not familiar with your full history, sir. Perhaps you have, perhaps not.
. I on the other hand, have offered sound advice to a moron too moronic to reason out how it is possible that posting at one site might curtail posting at yet another.
 
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I'm not familiar with your full history, sir. Perhaps you have, perhaps not.
. I on the other hand, have offered sound advice to a moron too moronic to reason out how it is possible that posting at one site might curtail posting at yet another.

I can understand why people tell you to "Fuck off" when you do give your unsolicited "advice."
 
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What language is that so I may inform Google Translate?

That is the FAS dialect of Tardinese. Its what Murd speaks after a few pints of Popov

I became fluent in it during my time at Cosmic Outpost. What he is saying is he would like you to show him how to wash his ass. He is also expecting you to school him on how to be a "crusty red rocket".

I think he could use a lesson in proper hygiene, but he has being a crusty red rocket down to an art.

Let me know if you need me to translate again for you. I'm happy to do it. :D
 

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That is the FAS dialect of Tardinese. Its what Murd speaks after a few pints of Popov

I became fluent in it during my time at Cosmic Outpost. Let me know if you need me to translate again for you. I'm happy to do it. :D
Hmm. Sounds like it could be a variation of babytalk @Dove
 

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Yeah, I heard Meekly died too, along with Toknee.

So you didn't like Meekly after he hijacked your account at TV? That as fucking hilarious, idoc. LOL
That wasn't the reason although it didn't help that he got that one over on me.

He called me an eyeglass salesman!
 
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That wasn't the reason although it didn't help that he got that one over on me.

He called me an eyeglass salesman!
Were you an optician or an optometrist @wizer?

Yknow in Canada there are only 2 schools of Optometry.

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And they're both back East on Ontario & Quebec. Apparently they are really difficult to get into - like getting into Medical or Veterinarian School. I thonk there's only 1 or 2 of those schools here too.

Is it difficult to get into Optometry school in the US?
 

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Were you an optician or an optometrist @wizer?


And they're both back East on Ontario & Quebec. Apparently they are really difficult to get into

Is it difficult to get into Optometry school in the US?
An optometrist. I took it to the next level and got TPA certified which means I can prescribe pharmaceuticals for ocular conditions such as glaucoma, conjunctivitis, uveitis, etc and I am licensed to do minor surgical techniques such as removing metallic foreign bodies from the cornea as well as manage post surgical cataract patients with ophthalmologists.

Not sure about how difficult it is currently but when I applied back in 1984 it was rather difficult you needed a college GPA of at least 3.3 and a solid extracurricular record, and applicants had to pass an entrance interview as well as a series of entrance exams.

My dad was an optometrist so that certainly helped. In the years after I graduated it became much more difficult and the requirements much more stringent.

The reasons that optometry is such a desirable profession and is often in the top 10 list of best careers is that it doesn't have the same level of responsibility and clinical care as a surgeon (not much in the way of emergency calls in the middle of the night), schooling is 4 years shorter than it is for an MD, the practice opportunities are almost endless, you can practice part time in a storefront, be an independent practice owner like I was, work in a group setting, an educational facility, a clinic.. work for a busy ophthalmological office, work at a military base.. etc

During my 30+ years of practice I was regularly contacted to inquire as to my availabilty, ODs were and probably still are, always in great demand. Early in my career I applied for a military base position but I opted against it. Their frustration was palpable they asked me "why can't we get an optometrist?". There were good reasons that go beyond the scope of this already long post but it was basically because they weren't offering enough compared to the competition.
 
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That is the FAS dialect of Tardinese. Its what Murd speaks after a few pints of Popov

I became fluent in it during my time at Cosmic Outpost. What he is saying is he would like you to show him how to wash his ass. He is also expecting you to school him on how to be a "crusty red rocket".

I think he could use a lesson in proper hygiene, but he has being a crusty red rocket down to an art.

Let me know if you need me to translate again for you. I'm happy to do it. :D

After everything X has said to me and about me, now he wants me to do him a favor? He's really lucky I don't show him how to wash his ass, because the first thing I'd do is bust out an industrial sized pressure washer, and have the beam microscopic with high insane P.S.I., and carve my initials into his butthole; like how they laser engrave diamonds. Then I'd take a wire brush to the 3-year-old clingons still residing in his mangled anus hairs. Finally, I'd sanitize the whole area with hospital grade bleach.

So, am I supposed to know what a "crusty red rocker" is? If that's a Canadian term, I've never encountered it before. Then again, I think I was one of the last people to find out what "Watch Netflix and chill" really meant. If you know what that is, could you please enlighten me? If you have no idea, then I won't feel bad as someone else has no idea what the fuck X is hollering about.

That's really nice of you to offer your translation skills. Could you please translate, "crusty red rocker?"

Thanks!