ONLY UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER WILL END THIS WAR!!!

[God of War Bro]

Trump: “only complete and total surrender”

Iran: “nah”

Trump: “Ok then no nukes ever! We want the nuclear dust!”

Iran: “we’re keeping it”

Trump: “ok!!!! We have a deal”

Foxnews crowd: “he’s a God!!”

 

[THROB]

Nuclear dust around my neighborhood is $40 a gram

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Hi Admin.

 

[Joe]

@The Prowler loves to pay for much higher gas prices for his gas guzzler and endless war.

That's why he hopes the Iran War will never end.

 

[The Prowler]

@The Prowler loves to pay for much higher gas prices for his gas guzzler and endless war.

That's why he hopes the Iran War will never end.

I sure am not losing any sleep over higher gas prices or higher prices for anything.

My investments are outpacing inflation in a spectacular way.

I have no worries about money.

I am struggling to think of any worries that I have about anything.