Buying a Pool Table

The Prowler · 2026-06-08T16:48:58-0600

I mentioned this in the Shoutbox and it seemed to interest some people.

@Fredricka asked if I have enough room.

We are getting a 9 foot pool table...so ideally you will want to have 14.5 feet x 18.5 feet of floor space for the table.

We have an area that is over 15 feet x 20 feet designated for our pool table. It is the area seen in the picture of my drum set that I am selling that you can see here:

Fredricka · 2026-06-08T16:52:17-0600

The Prowler said:
I mentioned this in the Shoutbox and it seemed to interest some people.

@Fredricka asked if I have enough room.

We are getting a 9 foot pool table...so ideally you will want to have 14.5 feet x 18.5 feet of floor space for the table.

We have an area that is over 15 feet x 20 feet designated for our pool table. It is the area seen in the picture of my drum set that I am selling that you can see here:

The pugs will be safe then, phew

The Prowler · 2026-06-08T16:57:13-0600

Fredricka said:
The pugs will be safe then, phew

I was hoping that you would have more questions, like "Where is all that other stuff going?"

Fredricka · 2026-06-08T16:59:38-0600

The Prowler said:
I was hoping that you would have more questions, like "Where is all that other stuff going?"

I only care about the pugs Prowler. I assume the rest of the junk will go to a rubbish tip?

Alticus · 2026-06-08T17:05:29-0600

The Prowler said:
I mentioned this in the Shoutbox and it seemed to interest some people.

@Fredricka asked if I have enough room.

We are getting a 9 foot pool table...so ideally you will want to have 14.5 feet x 18.5 feet of floor space for the table.

We have an area that is over 15 feet x 20 feet designated for our pool table. It is the area seen in the picture of my drum set that I am selling that you can see here:

Do something for God and country and tidy the place up a little you slob. lol

The Prowler · 2026-06-08T17:07:31-0600

Fredricka said:
I only care about the pugs Prowler. I assume the rest of the junk will go to a rubbish tip?

What is a rubbish tip?

The Prowler · 2026-06-08T17:09:13-0600

Alticus said:
Do something for God and country and tidy the place up a little you slob. lol

It is my jamming space.

It is the very back of my basement.

Why would I tidy up my jamming space?

Fredricka · 2026-06-08T17:10:25-0600

The Prowler said:
What is a rubbish tip?

Landfill

Alticus · 2026-06-08T17:11:04-0600

The Prowler said:
It is my jamming space.

It is the very back of my basement.

Why would I tidy up my jamming space?

Why not? My brother in law had a "jamming space" too. It was always tidy.

Frood · 2026-06-08T17:23:58-0600

A billiard table could be had for next to nothing in a few months, if only you had something people really needed to trade with...

Maybe 2 chickens or a water filter or a few packets of vegetable seeds...

Something other than worseless cash.

Alticus · 2026-06-08T17:24:19-0600

Pool is a fun game to play. I'm not the best player, but I still enjoy it. I'm looking to get into darts at some point. Love that game too.

Frood · 2026-06-08T17:25:15-0600

Alticus said:
Pool is a fun game to play. I'm not the best player, but I still enjoy it. I'm looking to get into darts at some point. Love that game too.

Darts is great for hunting small fowl and mammals...

Alticus · 2026-06-08T17:27:51-0600

Frood said:
Darts is great for hunting small fowl and mammals...

LOL Not with the cheap feathers though.

Alfred E. Neutrump · 2026-06-08T17:30:18-0600

Real hunting involves the use of a rocket propelled grenade.

Fun times.

Frood · 2026-06-08T17:31:00-0600

Alticus said:
LOL Not with the cheap feathers though.

Tube mounted to a slingshot cord. Rip of the bar room fins on the darts and attach denser ones. Saw in some barbs. Extra points for using fishing line as a flying tether on a spool...

Frood · 2026-06-08T17:32:13-0600

Alfred E. Neutrump said:
Real hunting involves the use of a rocket propelled grenade.

Fun times.

I doubt you've ever harvested anything with your hands except ejaculate....

Alfred E. Neutrump · 2026-06-08T17:33:35-0600

Frood said:
I doubt you've ever harvested anything with your hands except ejaculate....

You're such a smooth talker. :LOL3:

Frood · 2026-06-08T17:35:03-0600

Alfred E. Neutrump said:
You're such a smooth talker.

It may be the absinthe...

Alticus · 2026-06-08T17:37:46-0600

Frood said:
It may be the absinthe...

Is that the stuff that people who think they are vampires drink?

Frood · 2026-06-08T17:38:33-0600

Alticus said:
Is that the stuff that people who think they are vampires drink?

No. I hate vampires. They're so needy.

Alticus · 2026-06-08T17:40:54-0600

Alfred E. Neutrump · 2026-06-08T17:41:19-0600

Frood said:
No. I hate vampires. They're so needy.

Vampires aren't so bad. Its the werewolves you have to watch out for. Bastards will tear your ass off when you least expect it.

Frood · 2026-06-08T17:49:43-0600

Alfred E. Neutrump said:
Vampires aren't so bad. Its the werewolves you have to watch out for. Bastards will tear your ass off when you least expect it.

Unless you stride into their dens drunk as a skunk and proceed to scratch behind their ears and on their bellies. Then they sense no fear from you and do not understand liquid courage, so they adopt you into their pack and the alpha female with the fattest feet anally throttles your sphincter and prostate every night with her sausage paws, while the rest of the pack makes fun of you for being a dumb elderly dog who owns a Hallmark Greeting Card knock off shop which also sells black market Star Trek Christmas ornaments which say "Iam Cock. Leaves long time all night long and prosperz baybeeees!" When you plug it into your Christmas lights and push the button.

Alfred E. Neutrump · 2026-06-08T17:52:35-0600

Frood said:
Unless you stride into their dens drunk as a skunk and proceed to scratch behind their ears and on their bellies. Then they sense no fear from you and do not understand liquid courage, so they adopt you into their pack and the alpha female with the fattest feet anally throttles your sphincter and prostate every night with her sausage paws, while the rest of the pack makes fun of you for being a dumb elderly dog who owns a Hallmark Greeting Card knock off shop which also sells black market Star Trek Christmas ornaments which say "Iam Cock. Leaves long time all night long and prosperz baybeeees!" When you plug it into your Christmas lights and push the button.

Wow, that must be some top shelf absinthe. :LOL3:

Frood · 2026-06-08T17:56:43-0600

Alfred E. Neutrump said:
Wow, that must be some top shelf absinthe.

Don't mind my momentary relapse into the 2000's. The drop may have moistened the gears after I threw a hand grenade in them circa 2009...

Alfred E. Neutrump · 2026-06-08T17:59:13-0600

Frood said:
Don't mind my momentary relapse into the 2000's. The drop may have moistened the gears after I threw a hand grenade in them circa 2009...

Just remember to alert the media.

Frood · 2026-06-08T18:09:15-0600

Alfred E. Neutrump said:
Just remember to alert the media.

I shall.... with a bullhorn of righteous indignation like Blandscape bellowing at a gypsy manned public toilet after he didn't get his 3 squares of 1 ply tp as promised, and his fist went all the way in then proceeded to fail a field sobriety test on the door handle...

X · 2026-06-08T18:19:44-0600

People still buy those ginormous wastes of space ?

Frood · 2026-06-08T18:21:47-0600

X said:
People still buy those ginormous wastes of space ?

You're proof that you mother still had a market for her bucket cunt....

X · 2026-06-08T18:24:07-0600

Frood said:
You're proof that you mother still had a market for her bucket cunt....

Huh??
Are you upset that I said you didn’t know if you’re a woman dude that’s on you BAHAHAHAHAAA who the fuck told you it’s a good idea to pretend you have a cunt

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