Dedicate a song to a fellow bastard
- Thread starter The Cuntess
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So lame, so very very lameStore this, bitch
That you are, streetshitter.
And now you're stealing flynns lines. Just wait till I tell her, you're in deep shit now..........................
Steal this, bitch
Zzzz. I see you haven't improved at allSteal this, bitch
Unlike you, I don't "perform" for others, little dog.
You should improve for yourself then, have you no dignity?
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Garraty_47
Have Coffee Will Shitpoast
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Holli (with Fred):
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None really. Ive gone out with people who were pursuing me.
I do not have sex with people (men specifically) outside of established relationships so I suppose thats my standard. Like if you manage to get your mits down my pants im gonna own you for a while.
See its not money, its the servitude and the devotion.
Ill usually let women smash though. Im pretty easy for the ladies. All it usually takes is her giving me some whisky and telling me im pretty.
When my wife and I met, there was an instant electricity in the air. I instantly knew I wanted to get balls deep in this Madeline Stowe double with great tits 26 year old and blast like a fire hydrant and she was like, "he's very un-puppy-like for his age. Will I be judged by society for giving up my pinnacle of perfect age to this teenager who talks a good game?"...
8 days and 3 hours later, we were engaged. Then we rooted like wild banshees for the first time. It was a good run.... but now I have to trade her in for a newer model.
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Admin.
Nobody throws in the towel better than him!
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@One of us, one of us!
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You are definitely not leaving that woman lol.
Why not? It's withering on the vine or aa Brendan Fraser once said..... the cheese is old and moldy.
I need a new 26 model.
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Do you mean at present?
..or
. Do you want your readers to believe you have had sex with only 6 men?
...or what do you mean by "established relationships"?
No, pardon the incredulity, but 6? Doubtful.
Babe I can't think of a good one to post your way I haven't already posted! Been mulling it over for days. I will have to go to the archives.
Alfred E. Neutrump
What, me worry? No, I'm too sleepy.
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Dedicated to everyone here.
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Haiku? Or eating glue?
Fear not fellow drunken sot...
The answer to your apportion is...
Retroactive abortion!
Speaking of little jackie horner sparrow jumping over teh mainsail & whatnot this is @Bastard Factory 's video because it is a showcase of doing what is popular at the moment comingled with the prescience of humor which will never ever grow ouf of style evar.
Admin.
Nobody throws in the towel better than him!
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Admin.
Nobody throws in the towel better than him!
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Are you writing a book?Why did admin just tag himself?
Alfred E. Neutrump
What, me worry? No, I'm too sleepy.
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It would be a pop up book of favorite beers.
Admin.
Nobody throws in the towel better than him!
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She drinks a whiskey drink
She drinks a Vodka drink
She drinks a Lager drink
She drinks a cider drink
Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy…
Alfred E. Neutrump
What, me worry? No, I'm too sleepy.
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You, sir, are a songwriter of the ages.
Admin.
Nobody throws in the towel better than him!
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I get knocked down, but I get up again!You, sir, are a songwriter of the ages.
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