Dedicate a song to a fellow bastard

...but isn't the BIGly BIG question...
...How many meaningless ones you've had?

300...400....1000! ?

None really. Ive gone out with people who were pursuing me.

I do not have sex with people (men specifically) outside of established relationships so I suppose thats my standard. Like if you manage to get your mits down my pants im gonna own you for a while.

See its not money, its the servitude and the devotion.

Ill usually let women smash though. Im pretty easy for the ladies. All it usually takes is her giving me some whisky and telling me im pretty.
 
None really. Ive gone out with people who were pursuing me.

I do not have sex with people (men specifically) outside of established relationships so I suppose thats my standard. Like if you manage to get your mits down my pants im gonna own you for a while.

See its not money, its the servitude and the devotion.

Ill usually let women smash though. Im pretty easy for the ladies. All it usually takes is her giving me some whisky and telling me im pretty.

When my wife and I met, there was an instant electricity in the air. I instantly knew I wanted to get balls deep in this Madeline Stowe double with great tits 26 year old and blast like a fire hydrant and she was like, "he's very un-puppy-like for his age. Will I be judged by society for giving up my pinnacle of perfect age to this teenager who talks a good game?"...

8 days and 3 hours later, we were engaged. Then we rooted like wild banshees for the first time. It was a good run.... but now I have to trade her in for a newer model.
 
@One of us, one of us!

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When my wife and I met, there was an instant electricity in the air. I instantly knew I wanted to get balls deep in this Madeline Stowe double with great tits 26 year old and blast like a fire hydrant and she was like, "he's very un-puppy-like for his age. Will I be judged by society for giving up my pinnacle of perfect age to this teenager who talks a good game?"...

8 days and 3 hours later, we were engaged. Then we rooted like wild banshees for the first time. It was a good run.... but now I have to trade her in for a newer model.

You are definitely not leaving that woman lol.