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I've been a balls out pisser my whole life and only know learned there are apparently a substantial amount of people who piss in the urinal balls in.
How are you pissing at the urinal?
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Isn't that disgusting? Urinals have many bacteria.
Please rethink that passing behavior
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Urinal pucks are filled with cleanzing chemicals worst case scenario causing open sores, leasions and/or rashes shouldn't be that unsanitary as long as he washes his hands after he touches his open sores to eliminate transferring it to an orfice like his rectum or mouth
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What do you do with yours? Cup them or rest them on the urinal ledge?
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Most men use that time to check for lumps
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To be honest, as stated from the beginning, I am a balls out pisser. I always go 100 percent in life. When you piss, you need to pull out your Penis. So why not also pulling out your balls?
Thing is though once some one is entering the pissoir , my Penis turns from huge to safety mode and turns small. Same with the balls. And my puss stream stops all of a sudden.
*Hi!* says the dude. And I am done. I put my dick inside and call it a day.
So I can't be balls in. Because when some dude enters the pissoir I would piss inside my pants because the balls would pull my Penis in quickly.
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So my friend. How do you piss then in public pissoirs/urinals?
Do you let your balls see the light or do you hide them? Balls out or balls in?
Please cum clear Realgrimm.
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Rumor has it Mary Magdalene would hold Jesus's penis while he pee'd , cup'd it with holy vigor
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And what would you do if some dude enters the room???
Let's say 6 urinals. 1 from 6. From left to right.
You stand at pissoir 1. Dude enters the room. He could hear your hot stream of piss. He decides to join pissoir 2. So really next to you.
What would you do, Realgrimm?
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That's why you need to decide : balls out or balls in?
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And please vite. It is anonymous
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No I keep mine caged hang the tip out only, Im always at cat like readiness and keep a cautious eye , jerking my neck and being aware of my surroundings, never let your gaurd down at public urinals or some greasy Ramjeet will try to flex his despicable ways, when Im at home I like to pee nude
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That's because the family physician told Jesus not to lift anything heavy.
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@Adam. Must watch
another banger from Realgrimm!!! And please, YOU as a proud Englishman: WYF is going on with the polite gentleman at the bar, describing this as healing AiDS.??? So calm. LoL
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What about you? Balls out or ball in?
I have to stand back a foot so I dont touch the back of the urinal with the tipomydick.
so balls out I guess.
My daughter puts on and off a catheter on my penis to piss. Well several others do it in and out of hospitals and at home but I trust her most because sometimes it leaks and I start to get emotional so she comforts me while she straightens it out so no leakage happens anymore. I hate when the nigger cunts have to make those adjustments with it, I feel violated by the whole experience and hide wherever I can so they can't get to me. They got tools ready to fix my penis and catheter. It hurts a lot. I've seen penises mangled penises by nurses and its traumatizing for a man to watch
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So Barbie boy is now obsessed about men's balls now?
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I am not obsessed. Why should I, ass-clown?
It is a legit question.
What about you?
Balls out or balls in?
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Etf did I just read???
Dude are you okay???
I just wanted to know if you have balls out or balls in?
You seriously need professional help'
Just sharing some deep personal shit with you man.
We did use to be comrades good friends we ain't now but still we can share shit with each other.
Its all because of @Adam we ain't close no more. No more champagne at midnight naked and frolicking around that piece of shit cum between us. Your fault not mine. Never fully appreciated me. Whatever life and shit goes on.
Any way.. I only have my left nut and its oddly shaped for some reason. Right one lost in a hockey incident like 12 years back. So when I got no catheter my weird nut hangs out a bit but gets sore very easily so it goes back in quickly
You want pics? naw man maybe back in the day I wood but I can't trust a Barbie molester monster.
You still bleach yours so they stay German white? I still got the vids you sent me
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Oh Boi. Just for clarification. I just bleached my asshole once. In 2011. So what? I posted that on ync. So don't make something huge about it.
Yeah. You were our top soldier in the nWo alpha federation.
Sadly you became a turncoat. @Adam can tell you too.
We wanted to push you to the poster boy of thr nWo so us OGs can retire. But you decided to backstab us. Not our Fault.
We PARA CRUSHED you to oblivion. Case closed.
Dude, I just wanted to know balls out or balls in. Your stories are sick. WTF you mean you only have a left nut. ???
I expect that from 73yo Fucks like @garror @jack. Sick freak
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I just keep mine in the wheelbarrow I always have to cart them around in.
BECAUSE I HAVE GREAT HUGE BALLS, GET IT.
BECAUSE I HAVE GREAT HUGE BALLS, GET IT.
My right nut was hockey sticked into oblivion by a former friend. We were both angry drunk.. hmm cost me my right nut. 11-12 years back. Whole right groin area throbbed pained me to moved for 2 weeks even on many painkillers and drunk. Even sometimes when I rub there it twitches in pain. There evil ball stealers in this world and will snatch up your balls when you least expect and the pain never goes away. Even losing my nut nightmares. The trauma is so deep
Any ways do you have any malfunctions with your nuts?
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I believe you no word. No way younjustbhave one ball.
Knock on wood. My balls do fine. I am balls out. Thanks for asking.
The only thing which bothers me is the spritz. The spritz when you piss against the urinal goes back to my balls sometimes. Yuck. But I love my balls out.
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What's gay about that? I love licking girls asses. And sometimes they must lick mine.
It is important to be clean. I don't lickk mocca holes. Fuck9ng clown.
Assholes must be white and it looks better. I do bleaching every 2 years.
Ignorant.
