Bastard Factory Forums Vs Jack (Docket #61255-7784)

[Reggie_Essent]

When did I run away? I appear to still be here, bottoming out in all of you.

You and Xypoo ran away crying tears like little girls.

 

[jack]

You and Xypoo ran away crying tears like little girls.

You're a bigger idiot than I thought.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You're a bigger idiot than I thought.

Didn't you say "I'm done!" for the 5,687th time?

 

[jack]

Didn't you say "I'm done!" for the 5,687th time?

Nope. I just got real sick of people like you and needed a break from the bullshit for a few days.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Nope. I just got real sick of people like you and needed a break from the bullshit for a few days.

Just admit it! You ran away because you were afraid of facing a Jury of your peers in a fun and comedy-filled Trial. You ruined everything!

 

[Fredricka]

I ain't the Judge. That's the Judge's job.

What are you then? This is becoming a complete shambles

 

[jack]

Just admit it! You ran away because you were afraid of facing a Jury of your peers in a fun and comedy-filled Trial. You ruined everything!

Fuck you.

Admit this you cocksucking moron.

 

[Fredricka]

Nope. I just got real sick of people like you and needed a break from the bullshit for a few days.

I dont know why you take it so seriously

 

[jack]

What are you then? This is becoming a complete shambles

And you are?

Oh that's right. You're e-fucking a divorced geriatric these days.

 

[jack]

I dont know why you take it so seriously

I don't. That's the whole point. I'm just having fun watching you all chase your tails over bullshit.

 

[Fredricka]

And you are?

Oh that's right. You're e-fucking a divorced geriatric these days.

I'm a juror, I think. And I WILL be taking my duty seriously

 

[jack]

I'm a juror, I think. And I WILL be taking my duty seriously

Yes we know how you take everything so seriously.

Fucking double assed ape.

 

[Fredricka]

Yes we know how you take everything so seriously.

Fucking double assed ape.

You should be on your best behaviour in front of me, I could have you sent away for a veeeeery long time jack

 

[Reggie_Essent]

What are you then? This is becoming a complete shambles

I'm the Prosecutor. Once the Jury is selected and seated, I would present the case against tiny jack outlining all his hideous forum crimes against decency and goodness. Then the Defense Attorney - I think that's Xypoo - gets to present all the whiny excuses for tiny jack's perfidious behavior. Then the Jury gets to declare tiny jack guilty on all counts.

See?

 

[Fredricka]

I'm the Prosecutor. Once the Jury is selected and seated, I would present the case against tiny jack outlining all his hideous forum crimes against decency and goodness. Then the Defense Attorney - I think that's Xypoo - gets to present all the whiny excuses for tiny jack's perfidious behavior. Then the Jury gets to declare tiny jack guilty on all counts.

See?

Right. Too bad x abandoned his client, jack will have to represent himself. Good luck with that, jack

 

[Flynn]

Adding content to your lack of content or context is a Cuntess move on our bored board of despair.

I see.

So Blandy, what brings ya into town?

Is there a convention of Catholic Nuns meeting? I'm sure you'll find a tree close enough to hang upside down from and wait for one to walk by. Won't you?

 

[Flynn]

Nope. I just got real sick of people like you and needed a break from the bullshit for a few days.

How did your 2 year expedition up Alticus' ass go?

Do tell faggot.

 

[Garraty_47]

@Reggie_Essent Jack needs to be held in contempt

He was and the bailiffs were ordered to remove him from the thread.

Apparently even that much is too much to ask from the BF "justice" system.

Maybe I should just burn my robe and pretend none of this ever happened.

 

[Cookie Monster]

He was and the bailiffs were ordered to remove him from the thread.

Apparently even that much is too much to ask from the BF "justice" system.

Maybe I should just burn my robe and pretend none of this ever happened.

You will wake up in 20 minutes as an 18 year old and, "Oh fuck the dream I just had! I dreamt I was a silly old fart surrounded by other silly old farts on some kind of bulletin board cussing out each other and pretending we are all tough!."

 

[jack]

The funniest part of all of this is how serious everyone acts.

 

[Fredricka]

You will wake up in 20 minutes as an 18 year old and, "Oh fuck the dream I just had! I dreamt I was a silly old fart surrounded by other silly old farts on some kind of bulletin board cussing out each other and pretending we are all tough!."

Hes lost the plot ^^^ dont bother putting him on trial, send him straight to the looney bin

 

[Fredricka]

The funniest part of all of this is how serious everyone acts.

The law is a serious business jack, please show some respect. You should really be taking your liberty more seriously too

 

[jack]

The funniest part of all of this is how serious everyone acts.

See Fred's post above.

 

[jack]

The law is a serious business jack, please show some respect. You should really be taking your liberty more seriously too

Go fuck yourself, you filthy double butted twat.

 

[Fredricka]

Go fuck yourself, you filthy double butted twat.

No bad language in the court room please jack, or garraty will whack you with his gavel, on my orders

 

[Fredricka]

Cheese spree coming to you on Saturday through to Sunday now crookie

 

[jack]

No bad language in the court room please jack, or garraty will whack you with his gavel, on my orders

Suck it, you filthy cunt.

 

[Fredricka]

Suck it, you filthy cunt.

It's all being logged jack, fleas doing the minutes

 

[jack]

It's all being logged jack, fleas doing the minutes

Flea can suck it as well.

Those minutes are going to be hours. It's be like watching chickens with they heads all cut off.

 

[jack]

LOL thought I was banned from this thread for "contempt"?