Guys who don't eat pussy

[Biggie Smiles]

now which one of the guys isn't afraid to lap up some fresh squirt?

I do like to make em squirt but I aint THAT thirsty!

So you never had a horny freak sit on your face and squirt like a garden hose?

THose fuckers in Guantanamo bay THINK they know about waterboarding....

 

[Lokmar]

My best friend asked me once, "how many of them are squirters?" Without missing a beat, I looked him dead in the eye and said "all of em!" I think I squished his soul a bit! :LOL1:

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I'm an acrobat with my tongue. ;) One of those bitches that can tie a cherry stem in her mouth.

Ok... do you prefer princess or round cuts?

 

[Succubus]

now which one of the guys isn't afraid to lap up some fresh squirt?

I do like to make em squirt but I aint THAT thirsty!

So you never had a horny freak sit on your face and squirt like a garden hose?

THose fuckers in Guantanamo bay THINK they know about waterboarding....

Oddly, I've never squirted a day in my life. I did some reading up on it and come to find out it's urine. Sorry. I won't pee on you....in you....for you.....lmao. That's just a little overboard for me.

 

[Succubus]

I'm an acrobat with my tongue. ;) One of those bitches that can tie a cherry stem in her mouth.

Ok... do you prefer princess or round cuts?

Marquis ;)

 

[Lokmar]

So you never had a horny freak sit on your face and squirt like a garden hose?

THose fuckers in Guantanamo bay THINK they know about waterboarding....

Nope, never did that one. Confused 5

 

[Biggie Smiles]

now which one of the guys isn't afraid to lap up some fresh squirt?

I do like to make em squirt but I aint THAT thirsty!

So you never had a horny freak sit on your face and squirt like a garden hose?

THose fuckers in Guantanamo bay THINK they know about waterboarding....

Oddly, I've never squirted a day in my life. I did some reading up on it and come to find out it's urine. Sorry. I won't pee on you....in you....for you.....lmao. That's just a little overboard for me.

I don't care what it is

squirt all over my face and make it shine like a new pair of shoes and some beeswax :ROFL3:

 

[Biggie Smiles]

So you never had a horny freak sit on your face and squirt like a garden hose?

THose fuckers in Guantanamo bay THINK they know about waterboarding....

Nope, never did that one. Confused 5

Oh man... you haven't lived until you've experienced drowning in pussy juice

 

[Lokmar]

They're ALL squirters!!!

 

[Succubus]

The best feeling is when he sucks the orgasm out of you while you're having one.....HEAVENLY BLISS. Mmmmm......

 

[Succubus]

They're ALL squirters!!!

Then how come I've never squirted?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

They're ALL squirters!!!

My ex used to squirt into a fucking super slurpee cup and fill it to the fucking brim

that's like.. the only thing I miss about her

that fucking witch

 

[Succubus]

I call bullshit on the squirt thing. Not all women squirt but some women have no control over their shit. Just saying.....better research it. Trust me. I know wtf I'm talking about.

 

[Lokmar]

Then how come I've never squirted?

Its typically how you work it with your dong after a woman cums and is swollen.

 

[Succubus]

Then how come I've never squirted?

Its typically how you work it with your dong after a woman cums and is swollen.

Maybe I just haven't been worked hard enough.....bwahahaha.....

 

[Biggie Smiles]

The best feeling is when he sucks the orgasm out of you while you're having one.....HEAVENLY BLISS. Mmmmm......

Delicious!

 

[Breakfall]

You would'a ate her unholy hole after just meeting her ??

really ?

No.

I'd make her go run on a treadmill first.

I like my pussy well marinated in their own juices, sir.

that's not for the faint of heart, I know. :rightON:

I agree. But I like her to have a shower and a wash though if she’s had a shit. I like eating pussy and eating out her arse at the same time. It’s all about the perineum really innit?

 

[Succubus]

You would'a ate her unholy hole after just meeting her ??

really ?

No.

I'd make her go run on a treadmill first.

I like my pussy well marinated in their own juices, sir.

that's not for the faint of heart, I know. :rightON:

I agree. But I like her to have a shower and a wash though if she’s a shit. I like eating pussy and eating out her arse at the same time. It’s all about the perineum really innit?

Is that you, Breaky?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

You would'a ate her unholy hole after just meeting her ??

really ?

No.

I'd make her go run on a treadmill first.

I like my pussy well marinated in their own juices, sir.

that's not for the faint of heart, I know. :rightON:

I agree. But I like her to have a shower and a wash though if she’s a shit. I like eating pussy and eating out her arse at the same time. It’s all about the perineum really innit?

Can't forget the ass bro.

it's like you can almost hear it while you're down there talking about "pssst.. hey, over here, what's up?"

 

[Succubus]

Notice how all the other females are avoiding this thread? Hahahaha

 

[Breakfall]

You would'a ate her unholy hole after just meeting her ??

really ?

No.

I'd make her go run on a treadmill first.

I like my pussy well marinated in their own juices, sir.

that's not for the faint of heart, I know. :rightON:

I agree. But I like her to have a shower and a wash though if she’s a shit. I like eating pussy and eating out her arse at the same time. It’s all about the perineum really innit?

Is that you, Breaky?

Noooo...that’s a random perineum meme! I’m better looking... :Grin3:

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Notice how all the other females are avoiding this thread? Hahahaha

I know right?

WHere's my @Dove today? I'm in the mood to suck her fucking soul right out of her

 

[RAVEN]

It's about eating pussy... Wtf do you want me to say?

 

[Succubus]

You would'a ate her unholy hole after just meeting her ??

really ?

No.

I'd make her go run on a treadmill first.

I like my pussy well marinated in their own juices, sir.

that's not for the faint of heart, I know. :rightON:

I agree. But I like her to have a shower and a wash though if she’s a shit. I like eating pussy and eating out her arse at the same time. It’s all about the perineum really innit?

Is that you, Breaky?

Noooo...that’s a random perineum meme! I’m better looking... :Grin3:

Send me another pic. I need something to get off on. All this sex talk got me hot.

 

[Succubus]

It's about eating pussy... Wtf do you want me to say?

You'd be surprised.....some women are into it, too.

 

[Dr Bill Jiden]

Notice how all the other females are avoiding this thread? Hahahaha

I know right?

WHere's my @Dove today? I'm in the mood to suck her fucking soul right out of her

Isn't that woman married with kids? I read the nonsense on the thread about the Nintendo Switch, bus tickets, and what not. It's like a hill billy reality show.

 

[Lokmar]

Probably one of the best things a young man can learn is that a womans parts function like his own in some ways. Every woman I ate out to orgasm throbbed around my finger while I had it in them. By then, their insides are so damn swollen, I dont think they can control squirting if fingers or the head of a dick works that part just inside and to the front.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Notice how all the other females are avoiding this thread? Hahahaha

I know right?

WHere's my @Dove today? I'm in the mood to suck her fucking soul right out of her

Isn't that woman married with kids? I read the nonsense on the thread about the Nintendo Switch, bus tickets, and what not. It's like a hill billy reality show.

let's just say "it's complicated"

 

[Succubus]

Notice how all the other females are avoiding this thread? Hahahaha

I know right?

WHere's my @Dove today? I'm in the mood to suck her fucking soul right out of her

Isn't that woman married with kids? I read the nonsense on the thread about the Nintendo Switch, bus tickets, and what not. It's like a hill billy reality show.

Omg I tried to avoid that thread......

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Probably one of the best things a young man can learn is that a womans parts function like his own in some ways. Every woman I ate out to orgasm throbbed around my finger while I had it in them. By then, their insides are so damn swollen, I dont think they can control squirting if fingers or the head of a dick works that part just inside and to the front.

Ever stuck your tongue halfway up a chic's ass?