Random Thoughts Thread

[Breakfall]

Sitting on the park bench...

 

[Breakfall]

Well my Breakfall soup was awesome. But I woke up with my eyes looking like sheep fannies and I was still buzzing. I did have two large portions mind you...

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Dog just tried to break down in the front door, I take it we have a different postman, only the little bloke in the glasses is allowed, all other postman can fuck off as for as he’s concerned...

 

[Breakfall]

Well it’s Friday evening this end and the missus is having a girl’s night out. I don’t know what to do with myself at the moment except smoke another joint! Yes...that’s what I’ll do. @Harry McKnackers ...whatchu doing?

 

[Frood]

Well it’s Friday evening this end and the missus is having a girl’s night out. I don’t know what to do with myself at the moment except smoke another joint! Yes...that’s what I’ll do. @Harry McKnackers ...whatchu doing?

Making dinner and going to bed...have to leave at 9 am tomorrow for my sister in laws 50th pub crawl.... lulz

 

[Breakfall]

Well it’s Friday evening this end and the missus is having a girl’s night out. I don’t know what to do with myself at the moment except smoke another joint! Yes...that’s what I’ll do. @Harry McKnackers ...whatchu doing?

Making dinner and going to bed...have to leave at 9 am tomorrow for my sister in laws 50th pub crawl.... lulz

Ahhhhhhhh....she’s born in the best of years! Mine’s later this year can you believe it?! Remember to have a shot of olive oil to line the stomach. Don’t want to be too legless!

 

[Johnny]

I used to be a people person, then people ruined it.

 

[Breakfall]

I used to be a people person, then people ruined it.

Reeeeely...do explain?

 

[Breakfall]

You are in the presence of greatness...

 

[Seamajor]

Smoking some righteous N. California weed. Started too early. Baked

 

[Bastard Factory]

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This is how the shoutbox used to look across the top of the main home page... Im looking to bring it back next weekend.

 

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[Ice]

Shot four rounds of trap with the new Stevens 555 today. Hit 22-23-23-24 which is not to bad considering it's a new gun.

 

[Johnny]

Shot four rounds of trap with the new Stevens 555 today. Hit 22-23-23-24 which is not to bad considering it's a new gun.

From 16 yards?

 

[Ice]

Shot four rounds of trap with the new Stevens 555 today. Hit 22-23-23-24 which is not to bad considering it's a new gun.

From 16 yards?

Yup your typical 16 yard trap

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Roger the Roswell alien with multiple personality disorder, a ski jumper in a goldfish body, an acne covered Jew, lol whoever writes American dad has to be a stoner...

 

[Breakfall]

Where the fuck are these fucking political posters that are intent on destroying Bastard Factory? You want a fucking war...you’re going to get a fucking war!!!

 

[Ice]

It's a beautiful sunny Sunday afternoon and it's time to go play outdoors.

 

[Ice]

Didn't do very good trap shooting today, 17-20-20-21 oh well you gotta take the good with the bad.

 

[Breakfall]

Sunny Monday ‘ere...decided to go surfing but the swell is a bit flat. Beautiful Autumn weather and the water is still piss-warm.

 

[realgrimm]

God Damn postal service is all kinds of fucked up, bad sign I guess getting mail on Sunday..

Fuckin Astra Zeneca Covid 19 shots bogging down the service..

Fucking scummy pricks

 

[Jeannie]

i hope the nypd goes on strike this summer

 

[Breakfall]

Boy have I got a lovely story for you...tell it later tonight, as I’m just unwinding!

 

[Breakfall]

Just had a shower and shaved my arse. I usually use Dove soap, but I used some shaving foam this time. My anus feels all tingly! Lol

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Just had a shower and shaved my arse. I usually use Dove soap, but I used some shaving foam this time. My anus feels all tingly! Lol

Now rub some deep heat in....

 

[Breakfall]

Just had a shower and shaved my arse. I usually use Dove soap, but I used some shaving foam this time. My anus feels all tingly! Lol

Now rub some deep heat in....

Oh hell no! The last time I rubbed anything on it, was when my missus dared me to put some Tabasco sauce. It burned so bad that my mouth started to water and I wanted to vomit. She laughed and laughed and I cried...involuntarily mind you *cough* real men don’t cry!

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[Swamp-Duck]

BC now stands for before corona virus....Jesus can fuck off...

 

[Bastard Factory]

 

[realgrimm]

Yup over did it with strength of my super spaghetti sauce I had for a late dinner last night.. morning piss these legs are rubber almost faceplanted.. gotta add more tomato sauce today