Ask Uncle Dilfie anything

[knife wielder]

How much is MasterBlaster and TheHaze paying you to be their bodyguard?

 

[X]

How much is MasterBlaster and TheHaze paying you to be their bodyguard?

tree fiddy !! ...

 

[X]

 

[X]

Bastard Factory Road trip !!!

 

[knife wielder]

How much is MasterBlaster and TheHaze paying you to be their bodyguard?

tree fiddy !! ...

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

 

[X]

How much is MasterBlaster and TheHaze paying you to be their bodyguard?

tree fiddy !! ...

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Ya ? .. well .... You must'a fell outta' the big dick tree and gently penetrated every branch on the way down

 

[knife wielder]

How much is MasterBlaster and TheHaze paying you to be their bodyguard?

tree fiddy !! ...

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Ya ? .. well .... You must'a fell outta' the big pussy tree and gently penetrated every branch on the way down

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

 

[X]

How much is MasterBlaster and TheHaze paying you to be their bodyguard?

tree fiddy !! ...

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Ya ? .. well .... You must'a fell outta' the big pussy tree and gently penetrated every branch on the way down

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

I see ....

and how does that make you feel .. ??

 

[knife wielder]

How much is MasterBlaster and TheHaze paying you to be their bodyguard?

tree fiddy !! ...

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Ya ? .. well .... You must'a fell outta' the big pussy tree and gently penetrated every branch on the way down

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

I see ....

and how does that make you feel .. ??

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

 

[X]

How much is MasterBlaster and TheHaze paying you to be their bodyguard?

tree fiddy !! ...

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Ya ? .. well .... You must'a fell outta' the big pussy tree and gently penetrated every branch on the way down

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

I see ....

and how does that make you feel .. ??

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

 

[knife wielder]

How much is MasterBlaster and TheHaze paying you to be their bodyguard?

tree fiddy !! ...

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Ya ? .. well .... You must'a fell outta' the big pussy tree and gently penetrated every branch on the way down

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

I see ....

and how does that make you feel .. ??

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

 

[X]

How much is MasterBlaster and TheHaze paying you to be their bodyguard?

tree fiddy !! ...

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Ya ? .. well .... You must'a fell outta' the big pussy tree and gently penetrated every branch on the way down

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

I see ....

and how does that make you feel .. ??

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

No, Moving and thinking simultaneously has never been a prob for me ....

 

[X]

I like your Nunchaku collection

 

[knife wielder]

How much is MasterBlaster and TheHaze paying you to be their bodyguard?

tree fiddy !! ...

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Ya ? .. well .... You must'a fell outta' the big pussy tree and gently penetrated every branch on the way down

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

I see ....

and how does that make you feel .. ??

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

No, Moving and thinking simultaneously has never been a prob for me ....

You're 24 cents short of a quarter.

 

[X]

That's okay, I can reach in your ass for a Brinks truck and get the missing 24 cents ...

 

[X]

Where do you buy your martial arts weapons ??

 

[knife wielder]

I envy everyone you have never met.

 

[X]

I envy everyone you have never met.

I love when you get Thuggy

 

[X]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

 

[knife wielder]

You're the poster child for birth control.

 

[X]

The Mighty Knifewielder attempts to destroy me lololol

 

[RAVEN]

You love it - admit the truth and say my name.

Pfffft...You truly are a delusional fuck knob

 

[knife wielder]

You better die on a weekday, because no one will break their weekend plans to attend your funeral.

 

[X]

What if they work on the weekend...and it's like a really shitty job, like cleaning the toilets at truck stops, maybe then ???

 

[knife wielder]

What if they work on the weekend...and it's like a really shitty job, like cleaning the toilets at truck stops, maybe then ???

You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.

 

[X]

What if they work on the weekend...and it's like a really shitty job, like cleaning the toilets at truck stops, maybe then ???

You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.

And you've the face of a Saint ...... a Saint Bernard .. yeh, that was just as gheey as your burn..step it up Albert ..

 

[knife wielder]

What if they work on the weekend...and it's like a really shitty job, like cleaning the toilets at truck stops, maybe then ???

You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.

And you've the face of a Saint ...... a Saint Bernard .. yeh, that was just as gheey as your burn..step it up Albert ..

Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing.

 

[X]

What if they work on the weekend...and it's like a really shitty job, like cleaning the toilets at truck stops, maybe then ???

You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.

And you've the face of a Saint ...... a Saint Bernard .. yeh, that was just as gheey as your burn..step it up Albert ..

Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing.

 

[MasterBlaster]

It's almost interesting watching all of you flame and attack each other. It takes me back to my elementary school days...

 

[knife wielder]

It's almost interesting watching all of you flame and attack each other. It takes me back to my elementary school days...

You never left.