There comes a time...

[Biggie Smiles]

Goodbye threads are always kind of pathetic. Whenever I go on hiatus, I just leave.

This one is, but it's not too uncommon for one of the narcissists in the crowd to try and jack the farewel thread into one of THEIR pet topics, such as the ever popular I HATE SEAMAJOR topic.

What is with the Seamajor hate. He is not at all offensive, and yet he stirs up so much ire. LMAO

A lot of people say he is a child molester.

Yes, I see them saying that. Where did they get evidence of that? A lot of posters say a lot of things that are bullshit.

You don't have evidence of any higher weight when it comes to Trump being a lot of things and yet you run with it all the way to the end zone. So who the fuck are you to pontificate about anything?

Of COURSE she does, the forum is full of her posts which (unlike most of yours) begin with a documented fact or two.

Do my ankles say "nose repair services" on them?

Do you think the My Ankles dodge is still relevant in the 21st century?

As relevant as the fish hook piercing to roof of your mouth now, creature

 

[Seamajor]

Why can’t Seamajor do this?

Or at least just drop dead already

What about you Stubby? As if posting here is your job. Broke Dwarf

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Pedos are fine, just fiiiine in my book. Why?

Yeah, that questionable pic has nothing to do with your unfunny/unimportant thoughts on the matter at hand. As always.

Where was I? Ooooh yeaaaah, the cho'mo roll. Many immediately-forgotten posters used to recklessly, blindly assert that my time-tested, honorable friend Leopardsocks the Great was some kinda pedo. Sure, the man just loved kids because he had many; including an unclean-rim-jobbing queer-bred boy whose number I keep stashed under my pillowcase along with the rest of my mid-quality narcotics and guns because I'm a wholesome Christian. You readin' this? Then you as fuck sure ain't one...



SSS
- See ya when I see ya.

 

[Adam Hitler]

2012, that chick will be in her 30's now.

 

[Omnipotent]

Pedos are fine, just fiiiine in my book. Why?

She isnt under 12 dodo. Don't you know the difference between paedos, hebephilia and ephebophilia?

 

[Adam Hitler]

I do.... it's also retarded how some Americans think that someone over 18 having sex with a 16 or 17 yr old is "pdophillia"....

The UK government actually got something right for a change by having 16 as the age of consent.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Pedos are fine, just fiiiine in my book. Why?

She isnt under 12 dodo. Don't you know the difference between paedos, hebephilia and ephebophilia?

Ask peaches. He likes to masturbate to girls that are 12 years old

 

[Seamajor]

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You seem really to enjoy your donk Stubby.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

^^ child rapist alert

 

[Seamajor]

Sedentary fat dwarf defense alert

 

[Omnipotent]

Pedos are fine, just fiiiine in my book. Why?

She isnt under 12 dodo. Don't you know the difference between paedos, hebephilia and ephebophilia?

Ask peaches. He likes to masturbate to girls that are 12 years old

He is a paedo then.

 

[Breakfall]

Thanks for all you novices giving a fuck. @Aryan lol...I’m on the sauce tonight. I needed a wee break from the monotony. Plus the sauté has been all time. I’ve got a few YouTube videos and some drone footage. I had this one spot to myself, shark-infested and nobody around. I surfed it 10 ft plus to myself. I’m fucking pumped!

Listen boys and girls...change it up a bit. Make the place fun again and I’ll stick around and make it fun too. It as simple as that.

 

[Master Pu]

Thanks for all you novices giving a fuck. @Aryan lol...I’m on the sauce tonight. I needed a wee break from the monotony. Plus the sauté has been all time. I’ve got a few YouTube videos and some drone footage. I had this one spot to myself, shark-infested and nobody around. I surfed it 10 ft plus to myself. I’m fucking pumped!

Listen boys and girls...change it up a bit. Make the place fun again and I’ll stick around and make it fun too. It as simple as that.

What's the poison tonite, brah?

 

[Master Pu]

Last night I tried to put a dent in the remains of my summer booze supply.
Almost like eating leftovers.

 

[Breakfall]

Thanks for all you novices giving a fuck. @Aryan lol...I’m on the sauce tonight. I needed a wee break from the monotony. Plus the sauté has been all time. I’ve got a few YouTube videos and some drone footage. I had this one spot to myself, shark-infested and nobody around. I surfed it 10 ft plus to myself. I’m fucking pumped!

Listen boys and girls...change it up a bit. Make the place fun again and I’ll stick around and make it fun too. It as simple as that.

What's the poison tonite, brah?

Hahahahaa...Spiced Rum. I’m surfed out and the UFC 266 is on tomoza. So I’m just easing the muscles. Fuck...my heart has never beat so hard. You guys would of shit yourselves if you were in the same ocean as me. But it was epic...one day I’ll share.

 

[Seamajor]

Crack a lacking?

 

[Master Pu]

Thanks for all you novices giving a fuck. @Aryan lol...I’m on the sauce tonight. I needed a wee break from the monotony. Plus the sauté has been all time. I’ve got a few YouTube videos and some drone footage. I had this one spot to myself, shark-infested and nobody around. I surfed it 10 ft plus to myself. I’m fucking pumped!

Listen boys and girls...change it up a bit. Make the place fun again and I’ll stick around and make it fun too. It as simple as that.

What's the poison tonite, brah?

Hahahahaa...Spiced Rum. I’m surfed out and the UFC 266 is on tomoza. So I’m just easing the muscles. Fuck...my heart has never beat so hard. You guys would of shit yourselves if you were in the same ocean as me. But it was epic...one day I’ll share.

I don't swim in the ocean anymore. Or swim at all, actually.
I'm a landlubber now.
Spiced Rum will give you a hangover.

 

[Breakfall]

Crack a lacking?

Never mate...you know I’m too good for that. The hairiest thing was jumping off a point that was actually quite dangerous. Took me 10 minutes to jump. I’m not often hesitant, but when nobody is around to watch you die, it seems like it could be a waste. I only bled a bit. Lol.

 

[Seamajor]

The easy way to paddle out at the Lane, when it’s 12 feet. Glad it worked out for ya.

 

[Breakfall]

Thanks for all you novices giving a fuck. @Aryan lol...I’m on the sauce tonight. I needed a wee break from the monotony. Plus the sauté has been all time. I’ve got a few YouTube videos and some drone footage. I had this one spot to myself, shark-infested and nobody around. I surfed it 10 ft plus to myself. I’m fucking pumped!

Listen boys and girls...change it up a bit. Make the place fun again and I’ll stick around and make it fun too. It as simple as that.

What's the poison tonite, brah?

Hahahahaa...Spiced Rum. I’m surfed out and the UFC 266 is on tomoza. So I’m just easing the muscles. Fuck...my heart has never beat so hard. You guys would of shit yourselves if you were in the same ocean as me. But it was epic...one day I’ll share.

I don't swim in the ocean anymore. Or swim at all, actually.
I'm a landlubber now.
Spiced Rum will give you a hangover.

Try it just for me, the ocean does wonders for your soul. Beer gives me a hangover because of the yeast, Rum makes me fuck like a demon and sing like a rock star...or at least I think so. The hangover is just collateral damage in the bigger scheme of things. I’ve learnt to drink more water going to sleep and wake up to piss a lot.

 

[Breakfall]

The easy way to paddle out at the Lane, when it’s 12 feet. Glad it worked out for ya.

I never paddle out in big surf as I find it to be a waste of energy. If I can be towed out....great, or I’m jumping off cliffs, jetties, piers, points, you name it.

 

[kooch]

I'd literally never even used the internet back in 2002.

I've been calling people faggot online since 1996.

It's my secret shame.

lulz

 

[Breakfall]

I'd literally never even used the internet back in 2002.

I've been calling people faggot online since 1996.

It's my secret shame.

lulz

We’re you using DOS?

 

[LotusBud]

I do.... it's also retarded how some Americans think that someone over 18 having sex with a 16 or 17 yr old is "pdophillia"....

The UK government actually got something right for a change by having 16 as the age of consent.

US state laws vary. In California, the age of consent is 18. But there is statuatory rape, which can be a felony OR a misdemeanor. I believe if the people involved are close in age -- say a 19 yo with a 17 yo -- it's much more likely to be a misdemeanor.

A grown ass man who is rich and powerful having sex with a groomed, poor 17 yo is disgusting. I hope Andrew goes to prison.

 

[Breakfall]

I do.... it's also retarded how some Americans think that someone over 18 having sex with a 16 or 17 yr old is "pdophillia"....

The UK government actually got something right for a change by having 16 as the age of consent.

US state laws vary. In California, the age od consent is 18. But there is statuatory rape, which can be a felony OR a misdemeanor. I believe if the people involved are close in age -- say a 19 yo with a 17 yo -- it's much more likely to be a misdemeanor.

A grown ass man who is rich and powerful having sex with a groomed, poor 17 yo is disgusting. I hope Andrew goes to prison.

Don’t bore me to tears with your bullshit ideologies and rationale LotusBottom. Good to see you too.

 

[kooch]

I'd literally never even used the internet back in 2002.

I've been calling people faggot online since 1996.

It's my secret shame.

lulz

We’re you using DOS?

Windows 3.11, shit posting on IRC because my high school made the poor typing teachers run the school network because someone in the Education department decided that since type writers have keyboards these people were totally qualified to make sure the student body used their new online access responsibly.

 

[Breakfall]

I'd literally never even used the internet back in 2002.

I've been calling people faggot online since 1996.

It's my secret shame.

lulz

We’re you using DOS?

Windows 3.11, shit posting on IRC because my high school made the poor typing teachers run the school network because someone in the Education department decided that since type writers have keyboards these people were totally qualified to make sure the student body used their new online access responsibly.

Ahhh...consider yourself lucky. We had to deal with archaic green/orange font systems, and teachers explaining to us how fortunate we were to have state-of-the-art technology and not computers the size of whole classrooms. I just felt like a girl in a typing class trying to navigate the keyboard. Back in ‘88 that was. Lol

 

[kooch]

I'd literally never even used the internet back in 2002.

I've been calling people faggot online since 1996.

It's my secret shame.

lulz

We’re you using DOS?

Windows 3.11, shit posting on IRC because my high school made the poor typing teachers run the school network because someone in the Education department decided that since type writers have keyboards these people were totally qualified to make sure the student body used their new online access responsibly.

Ahhh...consider yourself lucky. We had to deal with archaic green/orange font systems, and teachers explaining to us how fortunate we were to have state-of-the-art technology and not computers the size of whole classrooms. I just felt like a girl in a typing class trying to navigate the keyboard. Back in ‘88 that was. Lol

In 1988 was 6, playing bad knock offs of Oregon Trail on the BBC Micro running on what in hindsight I'm reasonably sure were shitty imported black and white TV's.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Thanks for all you novices giving a fuck. @Aryan lol...I’m on the sauce tonight. I needed a wee break from the monotony. Plus the sauté has been all time. I’ve got a few YouTube videos and some drone footage. I had this one spot to myself, shark-infested and nobody around. I surfed it 10 ft plus to myself. I’m fucking pumped!

Listen boys and girls...change it up a bit. Make the place fun again and I’ll stick around and make it fun too. It as simple as that.

Are you the Bonkerfist guy on VF?

 

[Breakfall]

I'd literally never even used the internet back in 2002.

I've been calling people faggot online since 1996.

It's my secret shame.

lulz

We’re you using DOS?

Windows 3.11, shit posting on IRC because my high school made the poor typing teachers run the school network because someone in the Education department decided that since type writers have keyboards these people were totally qualified to make sure the student body used their new online access responsibly.

Ahhh...consider yourself lucky. We had to deal with archaic green/orange font systems, and teachers explaining to us how fortunate we were to have state-of-the-art technology and not computers the size of whole classrooms. I just felt like a girl in a typing class trying to navigate the keyboard. Back in ‘88 that was. Lol

In 1988 was 6, playing bad knock offs of Oregon Trail on the BBC Micro running on what in hindsight I'm reasonably sure were shitty imported black and white TV's.

In ‘88 I was 16 hahahahaha!