If you take a second, a mere second...

[Blandscape]

Something else to say laddie?

 

[Breakfall]

Or what...will you attempt to flame me?

Your father flamed you you fucking goose. And you’ve been try-harding ever since to feel his cock in your arse!

 

[Blandscape]

Oh Christ, not another gay jibe. It's like fencing with Twatty Von Nobody, as he turns up with a rapier and I beat him to death wiff a fence post.

 

[Blandscape]

There is no shame in not being very quick witted, I hear tell that you can cast off Arran Jumpers and knit pockies at a fair rate of knots.

That's nice!

 

[Breakfall]

On Christ, not another gay jibe. It's like fencing with Twatty Von Nobody, as he turns up with a rapier and I beat him to death wiff a fence post.

Hey boi...you’ve had enough of my attention. Take your split arse and shove off with your thesaurus you piss-weak lil’ cunt!

 

[Breakfall]

There is no shame in not being very quick witted, I hear tell that you can cast off Arran Jumpers and knit pockies at a fair rate of knots.

That's nice!

Quick-witted! Grammar you fuck_arse fool!

 

[Blandscape]

On Christ, not another gay jibe. It's like fencing with Twatty Von Nobody, as he turns up with a rapier and I beat him to death wiff a fence post.

Hey boi...you’ve had enough of my attention. Take your split arse and shove off with your thesaurus you piss-weak lil’ cunt!

Of course I have, I wouldn't want to be you meeting me in real time either.

 

[Blandscape]

There is no shame in not being very quick witted, I hear tell that you can cast off Arran Jumpers and knit pockies at a fair rate of knots.

That's nice!

Quick-witted! Grammar you fuck_arse fool!

One of tthe best posts you have ever made.

I'll leave the spelling error in for future reference.

 

[Breakfall]

There is no shame in not being very quick witted, I hear tell that you can cast off Arran Jumpers and knit pockies at a fair rate of knots.

That's nice!

Quick-witted! Grammar you fuck_arse fool!

One of tthe best posts you have ever made.

I'll leave the spelling error in for future reference.

Honestly pal...I skim through most of your boring posts. You’re an idiot at best. You wouldn’t last here over the test of time. You’d be hot and bothered and trying to reach-around!

 

[Blandscape]

No you don't, you post hump me. You red flag everything I write, you are akin to Foxy that way, but much less talented....and by much less I mean not even playing in the same arena.

I likes dat about ye.

 

[Breakfall]

No you don't, you post hump me. You red flag everything I write, you are akin to Foxy that way, but much less talented....and by much less I mean not even playing in the same arena.

I likes dat about ye.

 

[Blandscape]

I won't (unlike you and the usual unusual suspects), be paying to post here.

Not I.

 

[Breakfall]

I won't (unlike you and the usual unusual suspects), be paying to post here.

Not I.

Good. Now fuck off!

 

[Blandscape]

No you don't, you post hump me. You red flag everything I write, you are akin to Foxy that way, but much less talented....and by much less I mean not even playing in the same arena.

I likes dat about ye.

Thank you for proving my point. You really are a nice fellow, aren't ye!

 

[Blandscape]

I won't (unlike you and the usual unusual suspects), be paying to post here.

Not I.

Good. Now fuck off!

Unfortunately, you are incapable of making me "fuck-off", so how's this going to work out fur ye?

 

[Blandscape]

In terms of portents...I fink your importance is wilting.

 

[Breakfall]

No you don't, you post hump me. You red flag everything I write, you are akin to Foxy that way, but much less talented....and by much less I mean not even playing in the same arena.

I likes dat about ye.

Thank you for proving my point. You really are a nice fellow, aren't ye!

Hey...we can all choose the right synonyms to pretend to be intellectually gifted, but at the end of the day off topic forums are meant to be entertaining, something which you really know little about you little flame_queer you!

 

[Blandscape]

Just like the masculinity you only think you have, you know the one...that dare not speak its name!

 

[Blandscape]

No you don't, you post hump me. You red flag everything I write, you are akin to Foxy that way, but much less talented....and by much less I mean not even playing in the same arena.

I likes dat about ye.

Thank you for proving my point. You really are a nice fellow, aren't ye!

Hey...we can all choose the right synonyms to pretend to be intellectually gifted, but at the end of the day off topic forums are meant to be entertaining, something which you really know little about you little flame_queer you!

As you post fisting giffs.

 

[Blandscape]

Yes...very entertaining.

 

[Blandscape]

Now you have a choice...do you tuck, fail and run now, or give it another few posts?

 

[Breakfall]

This place has a long-standing history of mateship...and you’re a snivelling lil’ tart. Would you like me you sponsor you with money so you can shoutbox at least? I won’t be doing this with you for too much longer. You don’t even know whom the fuck you’re talking to.

 

[Blandscape]

This place has a long-standing history of mateship...and you’re a snivelling lil’ tart. Would you like me you sponsor you with money so you can shoutbox at least? I won’t be doing this with you for too much longer. You don’t even know whom the fuck you’re talking to.

No it doesn't, this place is a bear-pit, and you aren't even a cub. Sometime's when I look at your post's I fink awww, he's so cute when he tries harder than his talent elucidates.

And then I actually remember what a drivelling snot nosed no-mark ye are.

You see, everything settles where it is supposed to in your sedentary lifestyle.

I blame other's for telling you you were actually able to do this, as a form of self gratification.

 

[Breakfall]

This place has a long-standing history of mateship...and you’re a snivelling lil’ tart. Would you like me you sponsor you with money so you can shoutbox at least? I won’t be doing this with you for too much longer. You don’t even know whom the fuck you’re talking to.

No it doesn't, this place is a bear-pit, and you aren't even a cub. Sometime's when I look at your post's I fink awww, he's so cute when he tries harder than his talent elucidates.

And then I actually remember what a drivelling snot nosed no-mark ye are.

You see, everthig settles where it is supposed to in your sedentary lifestyle.

I blame other's for telling you you were actually able to do this, as a form of self gratification.

So Jesus...shut the fuck up. Nobody reads your twoddle dipshit!

 

[Blandscape]

No-one except you, JooDug, Flea and the rest of the posters for profit.

Try harder.

 

[X]

what a brain fuck that Blandscape is

what a BORING fucking goof

 

[X]

I scroll so much past his shit I have entered a whole new dimension LULZ

 

[Blandscape]

Sometimes when I am consuming My Breakfast I wonder about

I scroll so much past his shit I have entered a whole new dimension LULZ

Of course you do, why would you have a need for a truth that you only think you comprehend?

 

[Blandscape]

15,000+ post's and never once said anything worth hearing.

 

[X]

Sometimes when I am consuming My Breakfast I wonder about

I scroll so much past his shit I have entered a whole new dimension LULZ

Of course you do, why would you have a need for a truth that you only think you comprehend?

kick yourself in the mouth idiot