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Not sure, Lil.

Guess he don't fancy trolls hanging out on a troll board.

This is the second time he's asked for cock rings back.

No use to him now, though, as they're all stretched out.

I read where he was upset with Murdock getting in between you and then something about PLEASE ASS BOX ME!.

I recall some discussions at SYF where you were adamantly against PLEASE ASS BOX ME!. I'm a bit stumped here as to whether there's some misunderstanding.
 

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Not sure, Lil.

Guess he don't fancy trolls hanging out on a troll board.

This is the second time he's asked for cock rings back.

No use to him now, though, as they're all stretched out.

I read where he was upset with Murdock getting in between you and then something about PLEASE ASS BOX ME!.

I recall some discussions at SYF where you were adamantly against PLEASE ASS BOX ME!. I'm a bit stumped here as to whether there's some misunderstanding.
Hey you…if you want to discuss something with me, you fucking do it in PM!
 

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Not sure, Lil.

Guess he don't fancy trolls hanging out on a troll board.

This is the second time he's asked for cock rings back.

No use to him now, though, as they're all stretched out.

I read where he was upset with Murdock getting in between you and then something about PLEASE ASS BOX ME!.

I recall some discussions at SYF where you were adamantly against PLEASE ASS BOX ME!. I'm a bit stumped here as to whether there's some misunderstanding.

He's trolling. PLEASE ASS BOX ME!-laming is the refuge of the unoriginal.

In a previous life, he trolled a board (don't know which one) about sniffing his daughter's underwear. I always thought that crossed the line. He doesn't like it when I bring that up again.

If there's any misunderstanding, it may reside in the possibility (which I'll readily acknowledge) that no such trolling was ever done by him. But, when Peter, Paul, and Mary (and all their siblings and cousins) attest to the existence of the troll, it's hard to consider it bunk. Then again (I'll also readily acknowledge), even if the entirety of the earth's population says so, it still doesn't make it true if it never happened.

In the end, on a troll board where some folks are regularly accused (and regularly accuse others) of sequestering and raping children without any evidence whatsoever, methinks Breaky is just indulging in some dramatic faux outrage for the sake of entertainment. He's like the forum's Fox News crew.
 

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Not sure, Lil.

Guess he don't fancy trolls hanging out on a troll board.

This is the second time he's asked for cock rings back.

No use to him now, though, as they're all stretched out.

I read where he was upset with Murdock getting in between you and then something about PLEASE ASS BOX ME!.

I recall some discussions at SYF where you were adamantly against PLEASE ASS BOX ME!. I'm a bit stumped here as to whether there's some misunderstanding.

He's trolling. PLEASE ASS BOX ME!-laming is the refuge of the unoriginal.

In a previous life, he trolled a board (don't know which one) about sniffing his daughter's underwear. I always thought that crossed the line. He doesn't like it when I bring that up again.

If there's any misunderstanding, it may reside in the possibility (which I'll readily acknowledge) that no such trolling was ever done by him. But, when Peter, Paul, and Mary (and all their siblings and cousins) attest to the existence of the troll, it's hard to consider it bunk. Then again (I'll also readily acknowledge), even if the entirety of the earth's population says so, it still doesn't make it true if it never happened.

In the end, on a troll board where some folks are regularly accused (and regularly accuse others) of sequestering and raping children without any evidence whatsoever, methinks Breaky is just indulging in some dramatic faux outrage for the sake of entertainment. He's like the forum's Fox News crew.
If you put this much effort into business, you might of become a success. Inheritance will only get you so far PLEASE ASS BOX ME!!
 

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S'all right, Breaky.

I still like you.
And if we ever met…you’d be fucking dead boy!

Not before you'd be too drunk to fuck me up, no.

First round would be on you, though.
In all seriousness…you’d get a solid headbutt into your nose. I’ll deal with the consequences. ;)

I guess a headbutt is your only option when your hands are busy fondling your nuts and starfish.
 

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S'all right, Breaky.

I still like you.
And if we ever met…you’d be fucking dead boy!

Not before you'd be too drunk to fuck me up, no.

First round would be on you, though.
You know, making up that he had his daughters underwear over his head is rather tasteless Blurt... That's the kind of talk that gets bones broke in a real life situation...
I would be totally justifiable for me to knock out the portly prick!
 

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S'all right, Breaky.

I still like you.
And if we ever met…you’d be fucking dead boy!

Not before you'd be too drunk to fuck me up, no.

First round would be on you, though.
You know, making up that he had his daughters underwear over his head is rather tasteless Blurt... That's the kind of talk that gets bones broke in a real life situation...

I hear ya, Shamp. Except I didn't make it up. His troll has been circulating for years.

Don't shoot the messenger, aye?
 

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S'all right, Breaky.

I still like you.
And if we ever met…you’d be fucking dead boy!

Not before you'd be too drunk to fuck me up, no.

First round would be on you, though.
You know, making up that he had his daughters underwear over his head is rather tasteless Blurt... That's the kind of talk that gets bones broke in a real life situation...
I would be totally justifiable for me to knock out the portly prick!
Let's face it, it would require minimal effort on your part too...
 

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S'all right, Breaky.

I still like you.
And if we ever met…you’d be fucking dead boy!

Not before you'd be too drunk to fuck me up, no.

First round would be on you, though.
In all seriousness…you’d get a solid headbutt into your nose. I’ll deal with the consequences. ;)

I guess a headbutt is your only option when your hands are busy fondling your nuts and starfish.
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S'all right, Breaky.

I still like you.
And if we ever met…you’d be fucking dead boy!

Not before you'd be too drunk to fuck me up, no.

First round would be on you, though.
You know, making up that he had his daughters underwear over his head is rather tasteless Blurt... That's the kind of talk that gets bones broke in a real life situation...

I hear ya, Shamp. Except I didn't make it up. His troll has been circulating for years.

Don't shoot the messenger, aye?
So what, some sick cunt chose to describe the underwear as his daughters and not his wifes or the like if the photo even happened and you think it's a good troll to keep repeating? Very classy blurt...
 

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S'all right, Breaky.

I still like you.
And if we ever met…you’d be fucking dead boy!

Not before you'd be too drunk to fuck me up, no.

First round would be on you, though.
You know, making up that he had his daughters underwear over his head is rather tasteless Blurt... That's the kind of talk that gets bones broke in a real life situation...
I would be totally justifiable for me to knock out the portly prick!
Let's face it, it would require minimal effort on your part too...
Well…that goes without saying really. But it’s besides the point. When a bloke such as this @Blurt , enjoys speaking in riddles, and chooses to go paedophile as his means of trolling….he needs to be treated as a potential predator to be sure!
 

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S'all right, Breaky.

I still like you.
And if we ever met…you’d be fucking dead boy!

Not before you'd be too drunk to fuck me up, no.

First round would be on you, though.
You know, making up that he had his daughters underwear over his head is rather tasteless Blurt... That's the kind of talk that gets bones broke in a real life situation...
I would be totally justifiable for me to knock out the portly prick!
Let's face it, it would require minimal effort on your part too...
Well…that goes without saying really. But it’s besides the point. When a bloke such as this @Blurt , enjoys speaking in riddles, and chooses to go paedophile as his means of trolling….he needs to be treated as a potential predator to be sure!
There's defo two predators that have been on here, poofer and maxis... I think Blurt has just ran out of material tbh...
 

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S'all right, Breaky.

I still like you.
And if we ever met…you’d be fucking dead boy!

Not before you'd be too drunk to fuck me up, no.

First round would be on you, though.
You know, making up that he had his daughters underwear over his head is rather tasteless Blurt... That's the kind of talk that gets bones broke in a real life situation...

I hear ya, Shamp. Except I didn't make it up. His troll has been circulating for years.

Don't shoot the messenger, aye?
So what, some sick cunt chose to describe the underwear as his daughters and not his wifes or the like if the photo even happened and you think it's a good troll to keep repeating? Very classy blurt...
It started as me jesting about my “girl”…my girlfriend. She’s now my wife and we have been together for almost 15 years. The “girl” was used as a troll towards me, citing my daughter instead that was 13 years at the time. I went over the deep-end about it because I was drinking quite heavily at that stage during my mother’s cancer. I didn’t take to the troll too kindly and it lasted several years. My mother has since passed on and I have gotten on with my life.

But Blurtrude thinks he’s funny bringing up an old troll lie.
 

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S'all right, Breaky.

I still like you.
And if we ever met…you’d be fucking dead boy!

Not before you'd be too drunk to fuck me up, no.

First round would be on you, though.
You know, making up that he had his daughters underwear over his head is rather tasteless Blurt... That's the kind of talk that gets bones broke in a real life situation...

I hear ya, Shamp. Except I didn't make it up. His troll has been circulating for years.

Don't shoot the messenger, aye?
So what, some sick cunt chose to describe the underwear as his daughters and not his wifes or the like if the photo even happened and you think it's a good troll to keep repeating? Very classy blurt...
It started as me jesting about my “girl”…my girlfriend. She’s now my wife and we have been together for almost 15 years. The “girl” was used as a troll towards me, citing my daughter instead that was 13 years at the time. I went over the deep-end about it because I was drinking quite heavily at that stage during my mother’s cancer. I didn’t take to the troll too kindly and it lasted several years. My mother has since passed on and I have gotten on with my life.

But Blurtrude thinks he’s funny bring up an old lie.
Fuck em mate, it's not worth bothering about you're a successful guy who's been through some shite and came out shining... Trust me, I know that drink, bad emotions and boards don't go well...
 

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It actually reminds me of the state of my mother’s cancer the most, and her suffering. She died a painful and long-winded death. A mere husk of her former self. That’s the part and past that really hurts me the most.
 

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It actually reminds me of the state of my mother’s cancer the most, and her suffering. She died a painful and long-winded death. A mere husk of her former self. That’s the part and past that really hurts me the most.
Yeah I lost my mum too mate although it was suddenly, I couldn't imagine what it's like to watch the person you love the most get worse by the day =( Sorry dude
 

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S'all right, Breaky.

I still like you.
And if we ever met…you’d be fucking dead boy!

Not before you'd be too drunk to fuck me up, no.

First round would be on you, though.
You know, making up that he had his daughters underwear over his head is rather tasteless Blurt... That's the kind of talk that gets bones broke in a real life situation...

I hear ya, Shamp. Except I didn't make it up. His troll has been circulating for years.

Don't shoot the messenger, aye?
So what, some sick cunt chose to describe the underwear as his daughters and not his wifes or the like if the photo even happened and you think it's a good troll to keep repeating? Very classy blurt...
It started as me jesting about my “girl”…my girlfriend. She’s now my wife and we have been together for almost 15 years. The “girl” was used as a troll towards me, citing my daughter instead that was 13 years at the time. I went over the deep-end about it because I was drinking quite heavily at that stage during my mother’s cancer. I didn’t take to the troll too kindly and it lasted several years. My mother has since passed on and I have gotten on with my life.

But Blurtrude thinks he’s funny bring up an old lie.
Fuck em mate, it's not worth bothering about you're a successful guy who's been through some shite and came out shining... Trust me, I know that drink, bad emotions and boards don't go well...
I’m going through it again with my wife, since her father just passed away from inoperable cancer a couple days ago. My troll is kinda on hold!
 

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S'all right, Breaky.

I still like you.
And if we ever met…you’d be fucking dead boy!

Not before you'd be too drunk to fuck me up, no.

First round would be on you, though.
You know, making up that he had his daughters underwear over his head is rather tasteless Blurt... That's the kind of talk that gets bones broke in a real life situation...

I hear ya, Shamp. Except I didn't make it up. His troll has been circulating for years.

Don't shoot the messenger, aye?
So what, some sick cunt chose to describe the underwear as his daughters and not his wifes or the like if the photo even happened and you think it's a good troll to keep repeating? Very classy blurt...
It started as me jesting about my “girl”…my girlfriend. She’s now my wife and we have been together for almost 15 years. The “girl” was used as a troll towards me, citing my daughter instead that was 13 years at the time. I went over the deep-end about it because I was drinking quite heavily at that stage during my mother’s cancer. I didn’t take to the troll too kindly and it lasted several years. My mother has since passed on and I have gotten on with my life.

But Blurtrude thinks he’s funny bring up an old lie.
Fuck em mate, it's not worth bothering about you're a successful guy who's been through some shite and came out shining... Trust me, I know that drink, bad emotions and boards don't go well...
I’m going through it again with my wife, since her father just passed about from inoperable cancer a couple days ago.
Fuck sake man =(
 

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S'all right, Breaky.

I still like you.
And if we ever met…you’d be fucking dead boy!

Not before you'd be too drunk to fuck me up, no.

First round would be on you, though.
You know, making up that he had his daughters underwear over his head is rather tasteless Blurt... That's the kind of talk that gets bones broke in a real life situation...

I hear ya, Shamp. Except I didn't make it up. His troll has been circulating for years.

Don't shoot the messenger, aye?
So what, some sick cunt chose to describe the underwear as his daughters and not his wifes or the like if the photo even happened and you think it's a good troll to keep repeating? Very classy blurt...
It started as me jesting about my “girl”…my girlfriend. She’s now my wife and we have been together for almost 15 years. The “girl” was used as a troll towards me, citing my daughter instead that was 13 years at the time. I went over the deep-end about it because I was drinking quite heavily at that stage during my mother’s cancer. I didn’t take to the troll too kindly and it lasted several years. My mother has since passed on and I have gotten on with my life.

But Blurtrude thinks he’s funny bring up an old lie.
Fuck em mate, it's not worth bothering about you're a successful guy who's been through some shite and came out shining... Trust me, I know that drink, bad emotions and boards don't go well...
I’m going through it again with my wife, since her father just passed about from inoperable cancer a couple days ago.
Fuck sake man =(
Don’t worry…I’m the sober one this time around! :Happy5:
 

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S'all right, Breaky.

I still like you.
And if we ever met…you’d be fucking dead boy!

Not before you'd be too drunk to fuck me up, no.

First round would be on you, though.
You know, making up that he had his daughters underwear over his head is rather tasteless Blurt... That's the kind of talk that gets bones broke in a real life situation...

I hear ya, Shamp. Except I didn't make it up. His troll has been circulating for years.

Don't shoot the messenger, aye?
So what, some sick cunt chose to describe the underwear as his daughters and not his wifes or the like if the photo even happened and you think it's a good troll to keep repeating? Very classy blurt...
It started as me jesting about my “girl”…my girlfriend. She’s now my wife and we have been together for almost 15 years. The “girl” was used as a troll towards me, citing my daughter instead that was 13 years at the time. I went over the deep-end about it because I was drinking quite heavily at that stage during my mother’s cancer. I didn’t take to the troll too kindly and it lasted several years. My mother has since passed on and I have gotten on with my life.

But Blurtrude thinks he’s funny bring up an old lie.
Fuck em mate, it's not worth bothering about you're a successful guy who's been through some shite and came out shining... Trust me, I know that drink, bad emotions and boards don't go well...
I’m going through it again with my wife, since her father just passed about from inoperable cancer a couple days ago.
Fuck sake man =(
Don’t worry…I’m the sober one this time around! :Happy5:
Has she got a big family or is it mostly just you and her?
 

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S'all right, Breaky.

I still like you.
And if we ever met…you’d be fucking dead boy!

Not before you'd be too drunk to fuck me up, no.

First round would be on you, though.
You know, making up that he had his daughters underwear over his head is rather tasteless Blurt... That's the kind of talk that gets bones broke in a real life situation...

I hear ya, Shamp. Except I didn't make it up. His troll has been circulating for years.

Don't shoot the messenger, aye?
So what, some sick cunt chose to describe the underwear as his daughters and not his wifes or the like if the photo even happened and you think it's a good troll to keep repeating? Very classy blurt...
It started as me jesting about my “girl”…my girlfriend. She’s now my wife and we have been together for almost 15 years. The “girl” was used as a troll towards me, citing my daughter instead that was 13 years at the time. I went over the deep-end about it because I was drinking quite heavily at that stage during my mother’s cancer. I didn’t take to the troll too kindly and it lasted several years. My mother has since passed on and I have gotten on with my life.

But Blurtrude thinks he’s funny bring up an old lie.
Fuck em mate, it's not worth bothering about you're a successful guy who's been through some shite and came out shining... Trust me, I know that drink, bad emotions and boards don't go well...
I’m going through it again with my wife, since her father just passed about from inoperable cancer a couple days ago.
Fuck sake man =(
Don’t worry…I’m the sober one this time around! :Happy5:
Has she got a big family or is it mostly just you and her?
It’s mostly her and I. We live a distance away from the rest of her family. They hustled us out of around $350 000 that is a point of contention at the moment, or since the start of Covid 2020.
But it took the death of a father to start up communications somewhat. Maybe this can be settled out of the courts after all?
 

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S'all right, Breaky.

I still like you.
And if we ever met…you’d be fucking dead boy!

Not before you'd be too drunk to fuck me up, no.

First round would be on you, though.
You know, making up that he had his daughters underwear over his head is rather tasteless Blurt... That's the kind of talk that gets bones broke in a real life situation...

I hear ya, Shamp. Except I didn't make it up. His troll has been circulating for years.

Don't shoot the messenger, aye?
So what, some sick cunt chose to describe the underwear as his daughters and not his wifes or the like if the photo even happened and you think it's a good troll to keep repeating? Very classy blurt...
It started as me jesting about my “girl”…my girlfriend. She’s now my wife and we have been together for almost 15 years. The “girl” was used as a troll towards me, citing my daughter instead that was 13 years at the time. I went over the deep-end about it because I was drinking quite heavily at that stage during my mother’s cancer. I didn’t take to the troll too kindly and it lasted several years. My mother has since passed on and I have gotten on with my life.

But Blurtrude thinks he’s funny bring up an old lie.
Fuck em mate, it's not worth bothering about you're a successful guy who's been through some shite and came out shining... Trust me, I know that drink, bad emotions and boards don't go well...
I’m going through it again with my wife, since her father just passed about from inoperable cancer a couple days ago.
Fuck sake man =(
Don’t worry…I’m the sober one this time around! :Happy5:
Has she got a big family or is it mostly just you and her?
It’s mostly her and I. We live a distance away from the rest of her family. They hustled us out of around $350 000 that is a point of contention at the moment, or since the start of Covid 2020.
But it took the death of a father to start up communications somewhat. Maybe this can be settled out of the courts after all?
Don't be giving too much away on here mate but in my humble opinion any family matters like that are much better settled outwith the courts... If that's what you have to do as a last resort then that's what you have to do...
 

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S'all right, Breaky.

I still like you.
And if we ever met…you’d be fucking dead boy!

Not before you'd be too drunk to fuck me up, no.

First round would be on you, though.
You know, making up that he had his daughters underwear over his head is rather tasteless Blurt... That's the kind of talk that gets bones broke in a real life situation...

I hear ya, Shamp. Except I didn't make it up. His troll has been circulating for years.

Don't shoot the messenger, aye?
So what, some sick cunt chose to describe the underwear as his daughters and not his wifes or the like if the photo even happened and you think it's a good troll to keep repeating? Very classy blurt...
It started as me jesting about my “girl”…my girlfriend. She’s now my wife and we have been together for almost 15 years. The “girl” was used as a troll towards me, citing my daughter instead that was 13 years at the time. I went over the deep-end about it because I was drinking quite heavily at that stage during my mother’s cancer. I didn’t take to the troll too kindly and it lasted several years. My mother has since passed on and I have gotten on with my life.

But Blurtrude thinks he’s funny bring up an old lie.
Fuck em mate, it's not worth bothering about you're a successful guy who's been through some shite and came out shining... Trust me, I know that drink, bad emotions and boards don't go well...
I’m going through it again with my wife, since her father just passed about from inoperable cancer a couple days ago.
Fuck sake man =(
Don’t worry…I’m the sober one this time around! :Happy5:
Has she got a big family or is it mostly just you and her?
It’s mostly her and I. We live a distance away from the rest of her family. They hustled us out of around $350 000 that is a point of contention at the moment, or since the start of Covid 2020.
But it took the death of a father to start up communications somewhat. Maybe this can be settled out of the courts after all?
Don't be giving too much away on here mate but in my humble opinion any family matters like that are much better settled outwith the courts... If that's what you have to do as a last resort then that's what you have to do...
Ahhh…it’s no secret that we have done well. But we never would’ve thought for once that entering into a family joint venture would have come at such a prize. Greed and the unfortunate global pandemic being the major catalyst for deceit…